WHY WE DIE.

But few of the human race die of old age. Besides the thousand and one

diseases flesh is heir to, and the disease which Mrs. O'Flannagan said her

husband died of, viz., "Of a Saturday 'tis that poor Mike died," very many

die of disappointment. More _fret_ out. Mr. Beecher said, "It is the

fretting that wears out the machinery; friction, not the real wear."

"Choked with passion" is no chimera; for passion often kills the

unfortunate possessor of an irritable temper, sometimes suddenly. Care and

over-anxiety sweep away thousands annually.

Let us see how long a man should live. The horse lives twenty-five years;

the ox fifteen or twenty; the lion about twenty; the dog ten or twelve;

the rabbit eight; the guinea-pig six or seven years. These numbers all

bear a similar proportion to the time the animal takes to grow to its full

size. But man, of all animals, is the one that seldom comes up to his

average. He ought to live a hundred years, according to this physiological

law, for five times twenty are one hundred; but instead of that, he

scarcely reaches, on the average, four times his growing period; the cat

six times; and the rabbit even eight times the standard of measurement.

The reason is obvious. Man is not only the most irregular and the most

intemperate, but the most laborious and hard-worked of all animals. He is

also the most irritable of all animals; and there is reason to believe,

though we cannot tell what an animal secretly feels, that, more than any

other animal, man cherishes wrath to keep it warm, and consumes himself

with the fire of his secret reflections.

"Age dims the lustre of the eye, and pales the roses on beauty's cheek;

while crows' feet, and furrows, and wrinkles, and lost teeth, and gray

hairs, and bald head, and tottering limbs, and limping, most sadly mar the

human form divine. But dim as the eye is, pallid and sunken as may be the

face of beauty, and frail and feeble that once strong, erect, and manly

body, the immortal soul, just fledging its wings for its home in heaven,

may look out through those faded windows as beautiful as the dewdrop of

summer's morning, as melting as the tears that glisten in affection's eye,

by growing kindly, by cultivating sympathy with all human kind, by

cherishing forbearance towards the follies and foibles of our race, and

feeding, day by day, on that love to God and man which lifts us from the

brute, and makes us akin to angels."

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