HARVEY'S HABITS.

I think Harvey should have been represented in a wig. They were worn by

doctors in his day, though John Aubrey makes no mention of Dr. Harvey's

wearing one. He (Aubrey) says, "Harvey was not tall, but of a lowly

stature; round faced, olive complexion, little eyes, round, black, and

very full of spirit. His hair was black as a raven, but quite white twenty

years before he died. I remember he was wont to drink coffee with his

brother Eliab before coffee-houses were in fashion in London.

"He, with all his brothers, was very choleric, and in younger days wore a

dagger, as the fashion then was; but this doctor would be apt to draw out

his dagger upon very slight occasions.

[Illustration: THE UNDERTAKER'S ARMS.]

"He rode _on horseback, with a foot-cloth, to visit his patients, his

footman following, which was then a very decent fashion, now quite

discontinued_."

It was not unusual to see a doctor cantering along at a high rate of

speed, and his footman running hard at his side, with whom the doctor was

keeping up a _lively_ conversation.

[Illustration: DISPUTE OF THE DOCTOR AND VALET.]

Jeaffreson tells the following story of Dr. Brocklesby, also the

proprietor of an immense wig. The doctor was suddenly called by the

Duchess of Richmond to visit her maid. The doctor was met by the husband

of the fair patient, and valet to the duke.

In the hall the doctor and valet fell into a sharp discussion. On the

stairs the argument became hotter, for the valet was an intelligent

fellow. They became more excited as they neared the sick chamber, which

they entered, declaiming at the top of their voices.

The patient was forgotten, though no doubt she lifted her fair head from

the pillow to see her undutiful lord disputing with her negligent doctor.

The valet poured in sarcasm and irony by the broadside. The doctor, with

true Johnny Bull pluck, replied volley for volley, and the battle lasted

for above an hour. The doctor went down stairs, the loquacious valet

courteously showing him out, when the two separated on the most amiable

terms.

Judge of the doctor's consternation, when, on reaching his own door, the

truth flashed across his mind that he had neglected to look at the

patient's tongue, feel her pulse, or, more strange, look for his fee. The

valet was so ashamed, when he returned to the chamber, that his invalid

wife, instead of scolding him, as he deserved, fell into a laughing fit,

and forthwith recovered from her sickness.

I have seen many a patient for whom I thought a right hearty laugh would

do more good than all the medicine in the shops.

One William--known as "Bill"--Atkins, a gout doctor, used to strut about

the streets of London, about 1650, with a huge gold-headed cane in his

hand, and a "stunning" big three-tailed wig on his otherwise bare head.

Gout doctoring was profitable in Charles II.'s time.

"Dr. Henry Reynolds, physician to George III., was the Beau Brummell of

the faculty, and was the last of the big-wigged and silk-coated doctors.

His dress was superb, consisting of a well-powdered wig, silk coat, velvet

breeches, white silk stockings, gold-buckled shoes, gold-headed cane, and

immaculate lace ruffles."

Benjamin Franklin had often met and conversed with Reynolds.

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