DRESS AND ADDRESS OF PHYSICIANS.

The fish called the Flounder, perhaps you may know,

Has one side for use, and another for show;

One side for the public, a delicate brown,

And one that is white, which he always keeps down.

* * * * *

Then said an old Sculpin--"My freedom excuse,

But you're playing the cobbler with holes in your shoes;

Your brown side is up,--but just wait till you're _fried_,

And you'll find that all flounders are white on one side."

DR. O. W. HOLMES. 1844.

GOSSIP IS INTERESTING.--COMPARATIVE SIGNS OF GREATNESS.--THE GREAT

SURGEONS OF THE WORLD.--ADDRESS NECESSARY.--"THIS IS A BONE."--DRESS

_not_ NECESSARY.--COUNTRY DOCTORS' DRESS.--HOW THE DEACON SWEARS.--A

GOOD MANY SHIRTS.--ONLY WASHED WHEN FOUND DRUNK.--LITTLE TOMMY

MISTAKEN FOR A GREEN CABBAGE BY THE COW.--AN INSULTED LADY.--DOCTORS'

WIGS.--"AIN'T SHE LOVELY?"--HARVEY AND HIS HABITS.--THE DOCTOR AND THE

VALET.--A BIG WIG.--BEN FRANKLIN.--JENNER'S DRESS.--AN ANIMATED WIG; A

LAUGHABLE STORY.--A CHARACTER.--"DASH, DASH."

"All personal gossip is interesting, and all of us like to know something

of the men whom we hear talked of day by day, and whose works have

delighted or instructed us; how they dressed, talked, or walked, and

amused themselves; what they loved to eat and drink, and how they looked

when their bows were unbent."

Most famous men have had some peculiarity of dress or address, or both.

Our first impression of Goliah--by what we heard of his size--was that he

was as high as a church steeple; and of Napoleon, that he was as short as

Tom Thumb. But when we read for ourselves, we found that Goliah was much

less in stature than Xerxes and some modern giants, and Napoleon was of

medium size.

No man can become truly great in any capacity unless he has the innate

qualities of greatness within his composition. These qualities, if

possessed, will appear in his face,--for face, as well as acts, indicate

the character.

There seem to be elements of character in all great men--almost the

identical basis of character in the one as in the other, the different

vocations explaining any minor differences that are to be found in them.

Thus we find precisely the same features in the character of Michael

Angelo and the Duke of Wellington--two men living three centuries apart,

in different countries--one a great artist, and the other a great warrior.

Compare Washington and Julius Cæsar; you will find them surprisingly alike

in many particulars. In them, as in every instance I have yet studied, the

distinguishing feature is an intense love of work--work of the kind that

fell to the lot of each to do. Another feature is indomitable courage; and

the last is a never-dying perseverance. Though I have carefully studied

the histories of many of the greatest men, in order, if I could, to

discover the source of their greatness, I have never yet come upon one

great life that has lacked these three features--love of work, unfailing

courage, and perseverance.

"To be a good surgeon one should be a complete man. He should have a

strong intellect to give him judgment and enable him to understand the

case to be operated on in all its bearings. He needs strong perceptive

faculties especially, through which to render him practical, to enable him

not only to know and remember all parts, but to use instruments and tools

successfully; also large constructiveness, to give him a mechanical cast

of mind. More than this, he must have inventive power to discover and

apply the necessary mechanical means for the performance of the duties of

his profession. He must have large Firmness, Destructiveness, and

Benevolence, to give stability, fortitude, and kindness. He must have

enough of Cautiousness to make him careful where he cuts, but not so much

as to make him timid, irresolute, and hesitating; Self-esteem, to give

assurance; Hope, to inspire in his patients confidence, and genial

good-nature, to make him liked at the bedside.

[Illustration: THE GREAT SURGEONS OF THE WORLD.]

"In the group of eminent men whose likenesses are herewith presented, we

find strongly marked physiognomies in each. There is nothing weak or

wanting about them. All seem full and complete. Take their features

separately--eyes, nose, mouth, chin, cheeks, lips--analyze closely as you

can, and you will discover strength in every lineament and in every line.

In Harvey we have the large perceptives of the observer and discoverer. He

was pre-eminently practical in all things. In Abernethy there is naturally

more of the author and physician than of the surgeon, and you feel that he

would be more likely to give you advice than to apply the knife. In

Hunter, strong, practical common sense, with great Constructiveness,

predominates. See how broad the head between the ears. His expression

indicates 'business.' Sir Astley Cooper looks the scholar, the operator,

and the very dignified gentleman which he was. (He was the handsomest man

of his day.) Carnochan, the resolute, the prompt, the expert, is large in

intellect, high in the crown, and broad at the base; he has perhaps the

best natural endowment, and by education is the one best fitted for his

profession, among ten thousand. He is, in all respects, 'the right man in

the right place.'

"Dr. Mott, the Quaker surgeon, has a large and well-formed brain, and

strong body, with the vital-motive temperament, good mechanical skill, and

great self-control, resolution, courage, and sound common sense. Jenner,

the thoughtful, the kindly, the sympathetical, and scholarly, has less of

the qualities of a surgeon than any of the others."

For the above interesting facts we are indebted to the "Phrenological

Journal."

Professor Bigelow, of Harvard, has all the requisites in his "make up" of

a great surgeon. As a lecturer, Dr. Bigelow is easy and off-handed. He

comes into the room without any fuss or airs. He takes up a bone, a femur,

perhaps, and after looking at it and turning it round and upside down as

though he never saw it before, he finally says, "This is a bone--yes, a

bone." You want to laugh outright at the quaintness of the whole prelude.

Then he goes on to tell all about "the bone." We have not space for more

than a mere line sketch of even great men like the above, and but few of

those.

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