LITTLE-BREECHES.

"I come into town with some turnips,

And my little Gabe come along--

No four-year-old in the county

Could beat him for pretty and strong;

Peart, and chipper, and sassy,

Always ready to swear and fight,

And I'd larnt him to chaw terbacker,

Jest to keep his milk teeth white.

"The snow come down like a blanket

As I passed by Taggart's store;

I went in for a jug of molasses,

And left the team at the door.

They scared at something and started--

I heard one little squall,

And hell-to-split over the prairie

Went team, Little-Breeches and all.

"Hell-to-split over the prairie!

I was almost froze with skeer;

But we rousted up some torches,

And sarched for 'em far and near.

At last we struck hosses and wagon,

Snowed under a soft white mound:

Upsot, dead beat--but of little Gabe

No hide nor hair was found.

"And here all hopes soured on me

Of my fellow-critters' aid--

I jest flopped down on my marrow bones,

Crotch-deep in the snow, and prayed.

By this the torches was played out,

And me and Isrul Parr

Went off for some wood to a sheep-fold,

That he said was somewhar thar.

"We found it at last, and a little shed

Where they shut up the lambs at night;

We looked in, and seen them huddled thar,

So warm, and sleepy, and white.

"And thar sot Little-Breeches, and chirped

As peart as ever you see:

'I want a chaw of terbacker,

And that's what's the matter of me.'"

[Illustration: "I WANT A CHAW OF TERBACKER."]

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