HOW MUCH?

Do you know how much money is being squandered to-day, in the United

States, in the filthy, health-destroying use of tobacco?

No.

Only $410,958! That's all.

In Commissioner Wells's report, it is shown that in the fiscal year ending

June 30, 1868, the amount received from the tax on chewing and smoking

tobacco was, in round numbers, fifteen million dollars. Add to this the

cost of production, and dealers' profits, which are five times more than

the revenue tax, amounting to seventy-five million dollars. The number of

cigars taxed was six hundred millions. It is calculated as many more are

used through smuggling, making a grand total yearly expenditure in the

United States of one hundred and fifty millions of dollars for tobacco

alone!

[Illustration: THE IDOL OF TOBACCO USERS.]

Give me $410,958 a day, and I will go into the pauper houses of these

United States, and bring forth every pauper child; I will go down into the

dark, damp cellars, and away into the cobweb-hung attics, and bring forth

every ragged child of crime and poverty. I will take all these little

bread-and-gospel-starved children, feed, clothe, and send them to school

and Sabbath school, the year round, with $410,958 a day.

Christian ministers and professors, think of it! Young men and boys, think

of it!

Yes, the Americans smoke, snuff, and chew one hundred and fifty million

dollars in tobacco annually. The Chinamen consume $38,294,200 worth of

opium in a year. The Russians stuff and glut over an unmerciful amount of

lard and candles in a year; and the Frenchmen disgust the rest of mankind

by eating all the frogs they can catch. Then there are the cannibals of

the South Seas--they love tender babies to eat, but not an old

tobacco-soaked sailor will they masticate.

Tobacco kills lice, bugs, fops, small boys, and other vermin.

Tobacco fees doctors, and fills hospitals.

Tobacco fills insane asylums and jails.

Tobacco fills pauper houses and graveyards.

Tobacco makes drunkards.

Tobacco and rum go hand and hand; they are one, inseparable; they are

twins, yea, Siamese twins, the Chang and Eng of all villanies. I never saw

a drunkard who did not first use tobacco. Did you?

John H. Hawkins, the father of Washingtonians, said he never was able to

find a drunkard who had not first used tobacco.

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