BREAD.

Bread and butter and the Bible are synonymous with civilization and

Christianity. Bread and the Bible, civilization and Christianity, have

kept step together since the history of each began.

Two shipwrecked sailors, floating on a spar, after long privation and

suffering, were thrown upon an unknown land. After looking about very

shyly,--for every thing looked wild and uncivilized,--they came suddenly

upon a hut. Jack was afraid to advance, but his hungry companion

cautiously approached, and finally entered the hut. In a moment he came

rushing out, exclaiming,--

"Come on, Jack. It's all right. Nobody at home; but it's civilized land

we're grounded on. I found a loaf of bread."

This was conclusive evidence, next to finding a Bible, that it was a

civilized country; and Jack waited for no further proof, but followed

Captain Duncan into the cabin, where the two soon appeased their hunger.

Wheaten bread was never an article of diet amongst savages. "Take away

wheat bread and butter from our families for a few generations, and who is

prepared to say that civilization would not glide easily to a state of

barbarism? There is sound philosophy in this suggestion, because there is

no other kind of human food that is so admirably adapted to the

development of the human frame, including a noble brain, as good wheat

bread." It contains phosphates in just sufficient quantities to keep up a

healthful supply for brain work. Fish contains more phosphorus; but are

fish-eating Esquimaux,[10] or coast-men, the more intellectual for having

made fish their principal diet?

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