SMALL BEER.

The Earl of Bath, when he was Mr. Pulteney, was very sick of the

pleuristic fever, in Staffordshire. Doctor after doctor had been called

down from London, till his secretary had paid out the sum of three

thousand seven hundred and fifty dollars. The last two physicians had

given him up. "He must die," said Drs. Friend and Broxholm. They, however

prescribed some simple remedies, and were about to leave, when the

invalid, just alive, was heard to mutter, "Small beer."

"He asks for small beer," said the attendants. "Shall we give him some?"

"Yes, give him 'small beer,' or anything," replied the doctors.

A great two-quart silver pitcher full was brought, and he drank the whole

contents, and demanded more. The request was granted, and, after drinking

the gallon, he fell asleep, perspired freely, and recovered.

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