MOTHER GOOSE.

"Gabriel Betteredge," in "Moonstone," was doubtless a true character from

life, picked up by the author, Wilkie Collins, somewhere in his travels. I

think the best authors seldom have made up so good a character "out of

whole cloth," but have gone to the highways and byways for them.

Betteredge's forte lay in Robinson Crusoe. That book was his guidance and

solace in all his trials and perplexities. But what would you think of a

doctor, a respectable graduate of a medical college, who sought, if not

advice, recreation and solace in Mother Goose?

This M. D. resided a few years ago in A., New York State. He owned a large

library, enjoyed the confidence of a large list of friends and patrons,

and was a man of education and refinement. His eccentricity lay in his

love of Mother Goose's Melodies. He kept a copy of these nursery rhymes at

his very elbow, and often turned from a perplexing case, and sought solace

in the jingling rhymes of old Mother Goose!

Well, that was certainly better than relieving his brain by the use of

narcotic stimulants, as opium, tobacco, or ardent spirits, which use can

only be followed at the expense of nerve, tissue, and membrane.

I have here before me an account of another physician, whose solace and

relief from business cares were in his cats, of which he had several, all

of which answered to their names. His attachment to these creatures was

only equalled by theirs for him. Sometimes one or two perched on his

shoulders and sang to him while he rested in his easy-chair. He seemed to

drink in Lethean comforts, as thus he would remain for a half hour or more

at a time, or till business broke the spell. When a patient came, or a

servant announced a call, he would arise and say, "Pets, vamose!" and the

cats would all scamper away to their nests, and the doctor, seemingly

refreshed in body and mind, would return to the reality of life and its

labors.

One's solace is in his children, another's in his wife, a third in his

flower-garden; and others' in opium, rum, or tobacco.

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