HERR GASSNER. "THE DEVIL UNDERSTANDS LATIN."

It seems from the following truthful account of Herr Gassner, a clergyman

at Elwangen, that the devil can understand Latin, as well as "quote

Scripture." About the year 1758 this clergyman became so celebrated in

curing diseases by animal magnetism, that the people came flocking from

Switzerland, the Tyrol, and Swabia, in great numbers, to be cured of

all sorts of ailments, a thousand persons arriving at a time, who had to

lodge in tents, as the town could not lodge them all.

[Illustration: GASSNER HEALING "BY THE GRACE OF GOD."]

His _modus operandi_ was as follows. Dressed in a long scarlet cloak, a

silken sash about his loins, a chain about his neck, and wearing, or

holding in one hand, a crucifix, and touching with the other the diseased

part, and in the Latin tongue commanding the disease, or the evil spirit,

whichever the case was termed, to depart, in the name of Jesus Christ, the

patient was usually healed. Dr. Schlisel says, that Gassner "spoke chiefly

in Latin, in his operations, and the devil is said to have understood him

perfectly."

The Austrian government gave him its assistance. The excitement became

great. Elwangen was overcrowded by people, rich and poor. Riches flowed

into the coffers of its trades-people, though Gassner took nothing

directly for his cures. Hundreds of patients arrived daily; the apothecary

gained a great revenue from dispensing simples ordered by Gassner,

principally powder of _blessed thistle_, oils, and washes. The printers

labored day and night at their presses in order to furnish sufficient

pamphlets, prayers, pictures, etc., for the eager horde of admirers. The

goldsmiths were crowded, also, to furnish all kinds of _Agni Dei_,

crosses, charms, hearts, and rings. Even the beggars had their harvest, as

well as bakers, hotel-keepers, and the rest.

During seven years he carried on his public cures. Hundreds of physicians

went to see him. Mesmer, in answer to the inquiry of the Elector of

Bavaria, declared his astonishing cures were produced merely by the

exercise of magnetic spiritual excitement, of which he himself (claiming

no God-like power) gave to the elector convincing proofs on the spot.

On the contrary, Gassner claimed that he could heal none unless they

exercised faith. His surroundings, trappings, dress, crucifixes, appeals

to Jesus Christ, and Latin mummery, had the effect to impress the patient

with faith in Gassner's Christ-like powers.

"Some," says Dr. Schlisel, "described him as a prophetic and holy man;

others accused him of being a fantastic fellow, an impostor, and leagued

with the devil. Some accused him of dealing in the black art; others

attributed his cures to the magnet, to electricity, to sympathy, to

imagination; and some attributed the whole to the omnipotent power of the

name of Christ."

Having touched or rubbed the affected part of the patient, Gassner, in a

"loud, proud voice," commanded the disease to come forth, or to manifest

itself. Sometimes he had to repeat this command ten times. Then, when the

part was presented, he seized it with both hands; he inspired the patient

to himself repel the disease, by saying, "Depart from me, in the name of

Jesus Christ."

"He then gave the patient his blessing by spreading his cloak over the

head, grasping his neck or head in both hands, repeating a silent, earnest

prayer, making the sign of the cross, ordering some simple from the

apothecary's, which he consecrates, compels the patient to wash his hands

clean, when he is permitted to 'depart in peace.'

"Most diseases he cured instantly. Some required months, and others he

could not affect in the least."

There is but one philosophical way to account for these cures. To say

there is nothing in it, or, "It is all humbug," will not satisfy the

people. To affirm it is the arts of the devil is merely nonsensical. It is

_influence_. Of what? Of one powerful mind over another. And when Gassner

found a mind equally as powerful as his own, the disease refused to

depart. There you have the whole of it, "in a nutshell,"--the exercising

of one mind over another; and mind (not unusually) controls matter in the

living body.

For about seven years Gassner was a public healer, and then he suddenly

and forever disappeared.

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