A HANDY DOCTOR.

A young physician was supposed to be "keepin' company" with a young lady.

The matronly friend of the latter, having praised the young man from all

points of view, returned one day from the death-bed of a friend, at which

the physician had been present. She eulogized the living fully as much as

the dead man, and finally turning to the girl, as if she had reached the

_ne plus ultra_ of enthusiasm, she said, "Jane, he's the handsomest man I

ever see fixin' round a corpse."

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