His lordship took the hint, and said, "Never mind; here are two others."

[Illustration: DEATH'S FEE.]

This sticking for a fee was all cast into the shade by the act of an

"eminent physician of Bristol." The doctor, entering the bedroom

immediately after the death of his patient, found the right hand clinched

tightly, and, pulling open the fingers of the dead man, the doctor

discovered that the hand contained a guinea.

"Ah!" exclaimed the doctor to the servant and friends around him, "this

was doubtless intended for me;" and so saying he pocketed the coin.

"Three hungry travellers found a bag of gold.

One ran into the town where bread was sold.

He thought, 'I will poison the bread I buy,

And seize the treasure when my comrades die.'

But they, too, thought, when back his feet have hied,

We will destroy him, and the gold divide.

They killed him, and, partaking of the bread,

In a few moments all were lying dead.

O world, behold what ill thy goods have done!

Thy gold thus poisoned two and murdered one."

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