AN "EYE-OPENER."

"How much do you charge, sir?" asked a poor farmer, from Framingham, of a

city doctor, who had just wiped a bit of dust from the eye of his son.

"Twenty-five dollars, if you please," was the modest reply.

"I cannot pay it, sir," said the poor man. "It only took you a half

minute. Our doctor was not at home; but I didn't think you would charge me

much, sir."

So the M. D. very benevolently (?) accepted ten dollars--all the poor man

had.

Can you wonder, after reading this statement, the truth of which is easily

avouched for, that this doctor owns a whole block--stores, hotel--and is

immensely rich?

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