The benevolent surgeon declined the fee, simply saying,--

"No, I thank you, sir. I hope you will soon be better. Good morning."

"Stay, sir!" exclaimed the old gentleman. "I shall insist on this, if you

please," in a tone which at once convinced the surgeon that it would be

more painful to refuse than accept the fee; he accordingly took it.

"I am very much obliged to you, sir," the old gentleman then said; "for

had you not taken your fee I could not have again had the advantage of

your advice. I sent for you because I had understood that you were a pupil

of Dr. Abernethy's, for whom I could not again send, _because he would

not take his fee_, and I was so hurt that I am afraid I was rude to the

good man. I suppose he, judging from the appearances of things here,

thought I could not afford it, hence refused the fee, on which I begged

him not to be deceived by appearances, but take the fee. However, he kept

retreating and declining, till, forgetting myself a little, and feeling

vexed, I said, 'By G----, sir, I insist on your taking it,' when he

replied as fiercely, 'By G----, sir, I will not,' and hastily left the

room, closing the door after him."

This gentleman lived to the age of ninety. He was really in very good

circumstances, but lived in this humble manner to enable him to assist

very efficiently some poor relatives. The surgeon, after a while, changed

his professional visits to friendly ones, and continued them up to the old

man's death. When, however, the gentleman died, about four hundred guineas

were found in his boxes.

Sometimes Dr. Abernethy would meet with a patient who would afford a

useful lesson. A lady, wife of a distinguished musician, consulted him,

and, finding him uncourteous, said,--

"Sir, I had heard of your rudeness before I came, but I did not expect

this."

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