ANECDOTE OF JAMES COYTHIER.

This jolly doctor was employed by Louis XI., and was said to have sponged

immense sums from his royal master, beyond a regular salary.

"He wrung favor upon favor from the king, and if he resisted the modest

demands of his physician, the latter threatened him with speedy

dissolution. On this menace, the king, succumbing to the fear of death,

which weakness characterized his family, would at once surrender at

discretion."

Finally, to rid himself of such despotic demands, the king ordered the

executioner to behead the physician.

The requisite officer waited on Coythier, and in a courteous and

considerate manner, as became the occasion, said to him,--

"I deeply regret, my dear sir, the circumstance, but I must kill you. The

king can stand you no longer, and here are my orders."

"All right," replied the doctor, with surprising unconcern; "I am ready

whenever you are. What time would you find it most convenient to perform

the little operation?"

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