Again, in Henry VI.:--

"Would curses kill, as doth the bitter mandrake's groans."

[Illustration: GATHERING THE MANDRAKE.]

A favorite mode of uprooting this coveted plant--because of its defensive

properties, when once gained--was to fasten cords to a dog's neck, thence

to the base of the stem of the plant, and sealing their own ears with wax

to prevent hearing the groans, which was death or madness, they whipped

the unfortunate dog till he drew out the roots, or was killed in the

attempt; for the dog usually died then or soon after the cruel beating,

and the shrieks of the mandrake were supposed to have caused his death.

The Scabious, or "Devil's bit," was regarded with great superstition. "The

old fantastic charmers," said the quaint Gerarde, "say that the Devil bit

away the greater part of this root for envy, because of its many virtues

and benefits to mankind." Dr. James Smith (1799) as quaintly observes,

"The malice of the Devil has unfortunately been so successful, that no

virtue can now be found in the remainder of the root or herb."

_House Crickets._--The superstition respecting these cheerful and harmless

little _chirpers_ is remarkable. Some consider their presence a lucky

sign, others their absence more fortunate. To kill one, with some persons,

is a sign of death in the house. Very strange! They, blind fools, do not

see that the saying originated in the death of the poor little cricket.

The following very remarkable occurrence was related to the writer, as

having actually taken place at Providence, R. I., a few years since. Mrs.

D., a respectable lady, residing in the city, was reported to have been

followed about the house and up stairs by a "cricket,"--a wooden one, used

for a foot-stool. People called at her residence to inquire into the truth

of the matter; others even requested to see the remarkable phenomenon of a

cricket or stool walking off on all fours, until the lady became so

annoyed by the continual stream of credulous callers, that she inserted a

notice in the city journals denying the truth of the strange rumor. It was

supposed to have started from some neighbor's seeing or hearing a house

cricket when on a visit at the lady's house.

_The Bowing Images._--A still more amusing story is related respecting the

two images surmounting the wall each side of the gate at the residence of

Professor Gammel, of Providence. A report became current among the

school-boys of the city, that when the images _heard_ the clock strike

nine in the forenoon they bowed their heads. My informant said it was no

unusual thing to see a dozen boys waiting, with books and slates, in front

of the professor's gate, to see the images bow at nine. Being late at

school, the teacher would inquire,--

"Where have you been lingering, that you are behind time at school?"

[Illustration: "WAITING TO SEE THE IMAGES BOW".]

"Been down to Professor Gammel's, waitin' to see the images bow."

Then the teacher drew his ferule or rod, and made them "bow" in submission

to a smart whipping--a sequel anticipated by the older scholars who

instituted the story.

_House Spiders._--Was there ever a child who was not taught, directly or

indirectly, that house spiders were poisonous,--that their bite was

instantaneous death? Was there ever a greater mistake? Many people have a

superstitious terror of these harmless creatures. The bite of spiders is

only poisonous to those insects which the divine economy seems to have

created for them to destroy. It is possible, as by a fly, sometimes for a

slight skin inflammation, less than a mosquito's bite, to follow the sting

of a spider on a very small child.

Let me hereby disabuse the public mind of the repugnance or horror with

which these little creatures are regarded. The Creator has evidently

placed them here for the destruction of flies and other insects, which

otherwise would completely overrun us. The fly is such a domestic

creature, that he soon deserts a house where the family is long absent.

The spider then removes also. (I have watched this proceeding, with no

little interest, in the absence of my own family.) Therefore the spider

was created to suppress a superabundance of insect life. When I have

before stated this fact, the listener has been led to inquire why the

flies were then made. We will not answer the suggestion of this "riddle"

as the Irishman did (you know that he said, "To feed the spiders, to be

sure"), but reply, that if this question is to arise in this connection,

we may as well keep on our inquiry till we arrive at the greater riddle,

"Why are _we_ created?"--to which we have no space for reply.

It is said that manufacturers of quill pens in London, being greatly

annoyed by a species of moth which infests their quills and devours the

feathers, and the common spider being endowed with an inordinate appetite

for those same moths, the penmakers and spiders are on the best of terms,

and an army of these much-maligned and persecuted insects encamp in each

pen factory, and do good service to the cause of literature as well as

trade, by protecting the quills. We may yet find that even mosquitos and

bedbugs have their uses in the wise economy of nature.

Now, when tidy housewifery requires that brush and broom should ruthlessly

demolish the webs,--the wonderful work and mechanism of the one species of

house spider,--let it be done as a necessity, not with a feeling of

repugnance to the harmless little insect; and let children be taught the

truthful lesson that nothing is made in vain.

_The House Cat_, with many, is regarded with unaccountable superstition.

It goes with the witch, particularly the black cat. No witch ever could

exist without one. This is usually the species that haunts naughty boys in

their dreams after they have eaten too heartily of cake, and other

indigestible stuff, at evening.

Cats are as old as time. At least their existence dates back as far as

man's in history, and they were formerly regarded as a sacred animal.

In ancient Egypt we find that Master Tomas, with his round face and rugged

whiskers, symbolized the sun. Preserved in the British Museum are abundant

proofs of the reverence and superstition with which the feline race was

regarded by the Egyptians. Here several of these revered Grimalkins are

mummied in spices, and perfumes, and balsams, in which they have survived

the unknown centuries of the past, "to contrast the value of a dead cat in

the land of the Pharaohs with the fate of such relics in modern times,

ignominiously consigned to the scavenger's cart, or feloniously hanging

upon a tree, the scarecrow of the orchard."

Diodorus, the Greek writer, 1st century B. C., informs us that such was

the superstitious veneration with which the Egyptians regarded cats, that

no one could ruffle the fur of Tom or Tabby with impunity, and that any

man killing a cat was put to death. (O, what a country it must have been

to sleep in!) In Ptolemy's time, while the Roman army was established in

Egypt, one of the Romans killed a cat, when the people flew to his house,

and dragged him forth, and neither the fear of the soldiers nor the

influence of the prince could deliver the unfortunate cat-slayer from the

wrath of the infuriated mob.

Mohammed had a superstition for cats, and was said to have been constantly

attended by one. A cat hospital was founded at Damascus in respect to the

prophet's predilection, which Baumgarten, the German professor (1714 to

1762) found filled with feline inmates. Turkey maintained several public

establishments of this kind.

Howell the Good, king of Wales, 10th century, legislated for the cat

propagation, and it would seem that the race was limited, since a week old

kitten sold for a penny,--a great deal of money in those days,--and

fourpence for one old enough to catch a mouse. The following ludicrous

penalty was attached to a cat-stealer:--

"If any person stole a cat that guarded the prince's granaries he was to

forfeit a milch ewe, fleece, and lamb; or, in lieu of these, as much wheat

as, when poured upon the cat, suspended by the tail, her head touching the

floor, would form a heap high enough to bury her to the tail tip."

This would seem rather hard on poor pussy, even to threatening her

suffocation.

Huc, in his "Chinese Empire," tells us that the Chinese peasantry are

accustomed to tell the noon hour from the narrowing and dilation of the

pupils of pussy's eyes; they are said to be drawn down to a hair's-breadth

precisely at twelve o'clock. This horological utility, however, by no

means gives her a fixed tenure in a Chinese home. There she enters into

the category of edible animals, and, having served the purpose of a

cat-clock, is seen hanging side by side with the carcasses of dogs, rats,

and mice in the shambles of every city and town of the celestial empire.

Descending to the middle ages, a mal-odor of magic taints the fair fame of

our _protégés_, more especially attaching itself to black or brindled

cats, which were commonly found to be the "familiars" of witches; or,

rather, their "familiars" were supposed to take the form of these animals;

and hence, in nearly all judicial records of these unhappy delusionists,

demons in the shape of cats are sure to figure. The witches in "Macbeth"

(for what impression of the times he lived in has Shakspeare lost?)

awaited the triple mewing of the brindled cat to begin their incantations;

and more scientific pretenders to a knowledge of the occult arts are

usually represented as attended in their laboratories by a feline

companion.

Fragments of a superstitious faith in the magical, or what was till

comparatively recent times so nearly allied with it, the medicinal

attributes of the animal, still surviving in certain rustic and remote

districts of England, where the brains of a cat of the proper color

(black, of course) are esteemed a cure for epilepsy; and where, within our

memory, such a faith induced a wretched being, in the shape of woman, mad

with despair and rage, to tear the living heart from one of these animals,

that, by sticking it full of pins and roasting it, she might bring back

the regard of a man, brutal and perfidious as herself. Such formulæ are

frequently to be met with in the works of ancient naturalists and

physicians, and were, doubtlessly, handed down from generation to

generation, and locally acted upon in desperate cases.

It is on evidence that more than one old woman has been condemned by our

wise ancestors to pay the penalty of her presumed league with Satan in a

fiery death, upon no better testimony than the fact that Harper,

Rutterkin, or Robin had been seen entering her dwelling in the shape of a

black cat. But if, in ancient times, old women, and young ones, too, have

been brought to grief through the cats they fostered, certain it is that

these creatures have suffered horrible reprisal at the hands of certain

vagrants of the sex in our own.

Our _Felis domestica_ has, for a long time, labored under the serious

disadvantage of a traditional character. Buffon sums her up as a

"faithless friend, brought in to oppose a still more insidious enemy;" and

Goldsmith--who, it is well known, became a writer of natural history "upon

compulsion," and had neither time nor opportunity for personal observation

of the habits and instincts of the creatures he so charmingly

describes--followed in the track of the great naturalist, and echoes this

ungracious definition.

Boys have a natural contempt for cats, and picking them up by the tail,

tossing them over the wall, or tying old tin pots to their caudal end, to

see how fast they can run, are among their most trifling sports at the

expense of Tom and Tabby. I have known a cruel boy to roll a cat in

turpentine, and set fire to her. Few men have any feeling but repugnance

towards the feline race. The exceptions are in the past.

Cardinal Wolsey's cat sat on the arm of his chair of state, or took up her

position at the back of his throne when he held audiences; and the cat of

the poet Petrarch, after death, occupied, embalmed, a niche in his studio;

indeed, poets appear to be more susceptible of pussy's virtues and graces

than other persons; and she has, on many occasions, been made the subject

of their verse, the sentiment of which fully expresses a sense of the

maligned animal's faithfulness and affection.

Tasso, reduced to such a strait of poverty as to be obliged to borrow a

crown from a friend to subsist on through a week, turns for mute sympathy

to his faithful cat, and disburdens his case in a charming sonnet, in

which he entreats her to assist him through the night with the lustre of

her moon-like eyes, having no candles by which he could see to write his

verses.

[Illustration: SPORT FOR THE BOYS BUT DEATH FOR THE CAT.]

An editor facetiously says, "We have here among us at this time an

addition to the M. D.'s in the shape of two cat doctors, who have the

terrible idea that they were put upon this earth for the sole object of

doctoring cats, and now the mortality list shows, at the least

calculation, that no less than eighteen cats and two kittens have

travelled to that bourn from which no passengers have ever yet returned,

and all because they were the unlucky sons and daughters of ye night

prowlers who had been sacrificed for the good of the future cat

generation."

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