MEDICAL SUPERSTITIONS.

"When cats run home, and light is come,

And dew is cold upon the ground,

And the far-off stream is dumb,

And the whirling sail goes round,

And the whirling sail goes round;

Alone and warming his five wits

The white owl in the belfry sits."--TENNYSON.

OLD AND NEW.--THE SIGN OF JUPITER.--MODERN IDOLATRY.--ORIGIN OF THE

DAYS OF THE WEEK.--HOW WE PERPETUATE IDOLATRY.--SINGULAR

FACT.--CHRISTMAS FESTIVITIES.--"OLD NICK."--RIDICULOUS

SUPERSTITIONS.--GOLDEN HERB.--HOUSE CRICKETS.--A STOOL WALKS!--THE

BOWING IMAGES AT RHODE ISLAND.--HOUSE SPIDERS.--THE HOUSE

CAT.--SUPERSTITIOUS IDOLATRIES.--WONDERFUL KNOWLEDGE.--NAUGHTY

BOYS.--ERRORS RESPECTING CATS.--SANITARY QUALITIES.--OWLS.--A SCARED

BOY.--HOLY WATER.--UNLUCKY DAYS.--THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.--A KISS.

Medicine, above all the other sciences, was founded upon superstition.

Medicine, more than all the other arts, has been practised by

superstitions. Stretching far back through the vista of time to the

remotest antiquity, reaching forward into the more enlightened present, it

has partaken of all that was superstitious in barbarism, in heathenism, in

mythology, and in religion.

In showing the Alpha I am compelled to reveal the Omega.

Let us begin with Jupiter. I know that some wise Æsculapian--no

Jupiterite--will turn up his nose at this page, while to-morrow, if he

gets a patient, he will demonstrate what I am saying, and further, help

to perpetuate the ignorant absurdities which originated with the old

mythologists, by placing "[R]"--the ill-drawn sign of Jupiter--before his

recipe.

[Illustration: THE GOD OF RECIPES.]

De Paris tells us that the physician of the present day continues to

prefix to his prescriptions the letter "[R]," which is generally supposed

to mean "recipe," but which is, in truth, a relic of the astrological

symbol of Jupiter, formerly used as a species of superstitious invocation,

or to propitiate the king of the gods that the compound might act

favorably.

There are still in use many other things which present _prima facie_

evidence of having been introduced when the users placed more faith in

mythological or planetary influence than in any innate virtue of the

article itself. For instance, at a very early period all diseases were

regarded as the effects of certain planetary actions; and not only

diseases, but our lives, fortunes, conduct, and the various qualities that

constitute one's character, were the consequences of certain planetary

control under which we existed. Are there not many who now believe this?

"In ancient medicine pharmacy was at one period only the application of

the dreams of astrology to the vegetable world. The herb which put an ague

or madness to flight did so by reason of a mystic power imparted to it by

a particular constellation, the outward signs of which quality were to be

found in its color or shape." Red objects had a mysterious influence on

inflammatory diseases, and yellow ones on persons discolored by jaundice.

Corals were introduced as a medicine, also to wear about the neck on the

same principle.

These notions are not yet obsolete. Certain diseases are still attributed

to the action of the moon. Certain yellow herbs are used for the

jaundice and other diseases. The _hepatica triloba_ (three-lobed) is

recommended for diseases of the lungs as well as liver (as its first name,

_hepatica_, indicates), and some other medicines for other complaints,

without the least regard to their innate qualities. Corals are still worn

for nose-bleed, red articles kept about the bed and apartments of the

small-pox patient, and the red flag hung out at the door of the house,

though few may know why a _red_ flag is so hung, or that it originated in

superstition.

The announcement of an approaching comet strikes terror to the hearts of

thousands; the invalid has the sash raised that he may avoid first seeing

the new moon through the glass, and the traveller is rejoiced to catch his

first glimpse of the young queen of the night over his right shoulder,

"for there is misfortune in seeing it over the left."

But we are not yet done with ancient symbols.

"The stick came down from heaven," says the Egyptian proverb.

"The physician's cane is a very ancient part of his insignia. It has

nearly gone into disuse; but until very recently no doctor of medicine

would have presumed to pay a visit, or even be seen in public, without

this mystic wand. Long as a footman's stick, smooth, and varnished, with a

heavy gold head, or a cross-bar, it was an instrument with which, down to

the present century, every prudent aspirant to medical practice was

provided. The celebrated gold-headed cane which Radcliffe, Mead, Askew,

Pitcairn, and Baillie successively bore, is preserved in the College of

Physicians, London. It has a cross-bar, almost like a crook, in place of a

knob. The knob in olden times was hollow, and contained a vinaigrette,

which the man of science held to his nose when he approached a sick

person, so that its fumes might protect him from the disease."

The cane, doubtless, came from the wand or caduceus of Mercurius, and was

a "relic of the conjuring paraphernalia with which the healer, in

ignorant and superstitious times, always worked upon the imagination of

the credulous." The present barber's pole originated with surgeons. The

red stripe represented the arterial blood; the blue, the venous blood; the

white, the bandages.

The superstitious ancients showed more wisdom in their selections of

names, as well as in emblems, than we do in retaining them. Heathen

worship and mythological signs are mixed and interwoven with all our arts,

sciences, and literature. Our days of the week were named by the old

Saxons, who worshipped idols--the sun, moon, stars, earth, etc., and to

their god's, perpetual honor gave to each day a name from some principal

deity. Thus we are idolaters, daily, though unconsciously.

I think not one person in a thousand is aware of this fact; therefore I

give a sketch of each.

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