HORSE-SHOES.

One would suppose the folly of putting horse-shoes into cream, "fish-skins

into coffee, to settle it," and forcing filthy molasses and water down the

throats of new-born babes, were amongst the follies of the past; but they

are not yet, with many other superstitious, and even cruel and dangerous

notions, done away with. For some prominent instances of this course of

proceedings the reader may consult next chapter.

Riding through the rural districts of almost any portion of the Union, one

will sometimes find the horse-shoe nailed over the stable, porch, or even

house front door, to keep away the witches. As in Gay's fable of "The Old

Woman and her Cats:"--

"Straws laid across my path retard,

The horse-shoes nailed each threshold guard,"

In Aubrey's time, he tells us that "most houses of the west end of London

have the horse-shoe at the threshold."

The nice little old gentleman who keeps the depot at Boylston Station is a

dry joker, in his way. Over each door of the station he has an old

horse-shoe nailed.

"What have you got these nailed up over the door for?" a stranger asks.

[Illustration: BOYLSTON STATION.]

"To keep away witches. I sleep here nights," solemnly replies the

station-master; and one must be familiar with that ever agreeable face to

detect the sly, enjoyable humor with which he is so often led to repeat

this assertion.

In numerous towns within more than half of the states,--I state from

personal inquiry,--there are at this day old women, who children, at

least, are taught to believe have the power of bewitching! My first

fright, when a little boy on my way to school, was from being told that an

old woman, whose house we were passing, was a witch.

These modern witches may not have arrived at the dignity of floating

through the air on a broomstick, or crossing the water in a cockle-shell,

as they were said to in ancient times; but the belief in their existence

at this enlightened period of the world is more disgraceful than in the

darker ages, and the frightening of children and the naturally

superstitious is far more reprehensible.

There is no such thing as a ghost. There are no witches.

"The Bible teaches that there were witches," has often been wrongly

asserted. That "choice young man and goodly," whose abilities his doting

parent over-estimated when he sent him out _in search of the three stray

asses_, and whose idleness prompted him to consult the seer Samuel, and by

whose indolence and procrastination the asses got home first, was a very

suitable personage to consult a "_woman of a familiar spirit_" (or any

other woman, save his own wife), from which arose the great modern

misnomer of the "_Witch of Endor_."

"To the Jewish writers, trained to seek counsel only of Jehovah (not even

from Christ), the 'Woman of Endor' was a dealer with spirits of evil. With

us, who have imbibed truth through a thousand channels made turbid by

prejudice and error, she is become a distorted being, allied to the hags

of a wild and fatal delusion. We confound her with the (fabled) witches of

Macbeth, the victims of Salem, and the modern Moll Pitchers.

"The Woman of Endor! That is a strange perversion of taste that would

represent her in hideous aspect. To me she seemeth all that is genial and

lovely in womanhood."

"Hearken thou unto the voice of thine handmaid, and let me set a morsel of

bread before thee, and eat, that thou mayest have strength when thou goest

on thy way."

Then she made and baked the bread, killed and cooked the meat,--all she

had in the house,--and Saul did eat, and his servants.

I see nought in this but an exhibition of rare domestic ability and

commendable hospitality; in the previous act (revelation), nothing more

than a manifestation of the power of mind over mind (possibly the power of

God, manifested through her mind?), wherein she divined the object of

Saul's visit, and, through the same channel, surmised who he was that

consulted her.

[Illustration: WEIGHING A WITCH BY BIBLE STANDARD.]

Witches are said to be "light weight." But a little above a hundred

years ago, a woman was accused in Wingrove, England, by another, of

"bewitching her spinning-wheel, so it would turn _neither the one way nor

the other_." To this she took oath, and the magistrate, with pomp and

dignity, "followed by a great concourse of people, took the woman to the

parish church, her husband also being present, and having stripped the

accused to her nether garment, put her into the great scales brought for

that purpose, with the Bible in the opposite balance, which was the lawful

test of a witch, when, to the no small astonishment and mortification of

her maligner, she actually outweighed the book, and was honorably

acquitted of the charge!"

Just imagine the picture. In an enlightened age, a Christian people, in

possession of the Bible, that gives no intimation of such things as

witches, stripping and weighing a female in public, to ascertain if she

really was heavier than a common Bible!

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