There is a great truth embodied in a portion of the king's reply, that--

"If charnel-houses and our graves must send

Those that we bury, back, our monuments

Shall be the maws of kites."

The gay and dissipated Thomas Lyttleton, son of Lord George Lyttleton, and

his successor in the peerage, has been the subject of "a

well-authenticated ghost story, which relates that he was warned of his

death three days before it happened, in 1779, while he was in a state of

perfect health, and only thirty-five years of age." This is what says a

biographer. Now let us present the truth of the matter.

He was a dissipated man. He was subject to fits. A gentleman present at

the time of his seeing a vision, says "that he had been attacked several

times by suffocative fits the month before." Here, then, was a _body

diseased_. The same authority says, "It happened that he dreamed, three

days before his death, that he saw a _fluttering bird_; and afterwards,

that he saw (dreamed) a woman in white apparel, who said to him, 'Prepare

to die; you will not exist three days.'

[Illustration: PREPARE TO DIE!]

"His lordship was much alarmed, and called his servant, who slept in an

adjoining closet, who found his master in a state of great agitation, and

in a profuse perspiration."

Fear blanches the cheek; perspiration is rather a symptom of bodily

weakness, and the result of a laborious dream, or even a fit. He had no

fear, for, on the third day, while his lordship was at breakfast with "the

two Misses Amphlett, Lord Fortescue," and the narrator, he said,

lightly,--

"'If I live over to-night, _I shall have jockeyed the ghost_, for this is

the third day.' That day he had another fit. He dined at five, and retired

at eleven, when his servant was about to give him some prescribed rhubarb

and mint-water, but his lordship, seeing him about to stir the mixture

with a toothpick, exclaimed,--

"'You slovenly dog, go and fetch a teaspoon.'

"On the servant's return, he found his master in another fit, and, the

pillow being high, his chin bore on his windpipe, when the servant,

instead of relieving his lordship from his perilous position, ran away for

help; but on his return, found his master dead."

He had strangled. Is it anything strange that a dissipated, weakened man

should die after having a score of suffocative fits? It had been more

surprising if he had survived them. Then, as respecting the dream, it was

the result of a "mind diseased."

There was evidence that his lordship had seduced the Misses Amphlett, and

prevailed upon them to leave their mother; and he is said to have

admitted, before his death, that the woman seen in his dream was the

mother of the unfortunate girls, and that she died of grief, through the

disgrace and desertion of her children, about the time that the guilty

seducer saw her in the vision. How could his dreams but have been

disturbed, with the load of guilt and remorse that he ought to have had

resting upon his conscience? The "fluttering bird" was the first form that

the wretched mother assumed in his vision, as a bird might flutter about

the prison bars that confined her darling offspring. The more natural form

of the mother finally appeared to the guilty seducer, and to dream that he

heard a voice is no unusual occurrence in the life of any person. The

peculiar words amount to nothing. Lyttleton gave them no serious thoughts,

and it was an accident of bodily position that caused his sudden death.

The whole thing seems to be too flimsy for even a respectable "ghost

story."

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