EMINENT PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.

_Lord Say._ Why, Heaven ne'er made the universe a level.

Some trees are loftier than the rest, some mountains

O'erpeak their fellows, and some planets shine

With brighter ray above the skyey route

Than others. Nay, even at our feet, the rose

Outscents the lily; and the humblest flower

Is noble still o'er meaner plants. And thus

Some men are nobler than the mass, and should,

By nature's order, shine above their brethren.

_Lord Clifford._ 'Tis true the noble should; but who is noble?

Heaven, and not heraldry, makes noble men.

THEIR ORIGIN, BOYHOOD, EARLY STRUGGLES, ETC.--DOCTORS ARE PUBLIC

PROPERTY.--DR. MOTT, OF OYSTER BAY.--DR. PARKER.--A "PLOUGH-BOY."--THE

FARMER'S BOY AND THE OLD DOCTOR.--SCENE IN BELLEVUE HOSPITAL.--"LEAVES

FROM THE LIFE OF AN UNFLEDGED ÆSCULAPIAN."--FIRST

PATIENT.--"NONPLUSSED!"--ALL RIGHT AT LAST.--PROFESSORS EBERLE AND

DEWEES.--A HARD START.--"FOOTING IT."--ABERNETHY'S BOYHOOD.--"OLD

SQUEERS."--SPARE THE BOY AND SPOIL THE ROD.--A DIGRESSION.--SKIRTING A

BOG.--AN AGREEABLE TURN.--PROFESSOR HOLMES.--A HOMELESS STUDENT.

It is amusing, as well as instructive, to compare notes on the various

circumstances which have led different young men to adopt the science of

medicine as their profession.

The advantages of birth and "noble blood" weigh lightly, when thrown into

the balance, against circumstances of after life, and its necessities, in

ourselves or fellow-creatures. In searching through biographies of famous

people, of all ages and countries (to collect a chapter on "Origin of

Great Men"), I am peculiarly convinced of the correctness of this

conclusion.

The earlier histories and traits of character--no matter which way they

point--of all great men are interesting to review; and yet it is a

lamentable fact that the accounts of boyhood days, aspirations, hopes, and

struggles, with the many little interesting items and episodes of the

youth of most great men are very meagre, and, in many cases, entirely lost

to the world.

In the published biographies of physicians this is particularly the case.

You read the biography of one, and it will suffice for the whole. It

begins something like this:--

"Dr. A. was born in Blanktown, about the year 18--; entered the office of

Dr. Bolus, where he studied physic; attended college at Spoon Haven, where

he graduated with honors; arrived at eminence in his profession;" and, if

defunct, ends, "he died at Mortgrass, and sleeps with his fathers.

_Requiescat in pace._"

In presenting to the public the following little sketches of physicians, I

may only say that doctors, of all men, are considered public property, and

have suffered more of the public's kicks and cuffs than any other class of

men, from the time when Hercules amused himself by setting up old Dr.

Chiron, and shooting poisoned arrows at his vulnerable heel, to the little

divertisement of the lovely St. Calvin and his consistory in cooking

Michael Servetus, the Spanish physician; to the imprisonment of our army

surgeons by their "brethren" of the South, that they might not be

instrumental in restoring Union soldiers to the ranks; or the more recent

imprisonment of a physician without cause, and the wholesale slaughter of

students, in the Isle of Cuba.

"THE QUAKER SURGEON."

Dr. Valentine Mott gave no intimation, in his boyhood days, of the great

ability that for a time seemed to lie dormant within the after-developed,

massive, and well-balanced brain of the celebrated surgeon. Except from

the fact of his being the son of a country doctor, his schoolmates would

as soon have expected to see him turn out a second-rate

oyster-man,--suggested by the ominous name of the Bay, at Glen Cove, where

Valentine was born,--as to believe that a boy of no more promise would

develop into the greatest physician and surgeon of the age! He was reared

amongst doctors,--his father, and Dr. Valentine Searnen, and others.

A "plough-boy" is as likely to become an eminent surgeon as is the son of

a practising physician. Dr. Willard Parker, one of the most prominent

physicians and surgeons of New York city, was born in New Hampshire, in

1802, of humble though most respectable parents. When Willard was but a

few years old, his family removed to Middlesex County, Mass., evidently

with a hope of bettering their circumstances. Here Mr. Parker entered more

fully upon the practical duties of an agricultural life, instructing his

son Willard, when not attending the village school, in the mysteries of

"Haw, Buck, and gee up, Dobbin."

Until he was sixteen years old, young Parker was brought up a "plough-boy"

and a tiller of the soil. From a "plough-boy" he became the "master" of a

village school, "teaching the young idea how to shoot," which honest

pursuit he continued for several years, until he had accumulated

sufficient means to enter Harvard. He was a hard-working student, and his

books were not thrown aside when he had obtained a diploma, in 1830.... As

a lecturer and operator, Dr. Parker has been most successful.... Since the

death of Dr. Valentine Mott, in April, 1865, Professor Parker has been

elected president of the New York Inebriate Asylum (Binghamton).

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