FORTUNE-TELLERS.

_1st Witch._ By the pricking of my thumbs,

Something wicked this way comes.

_Macbeth._ How now, you secret, black and midnight hags,

What is't ye do?

_All._ A deed without a name.--MACBETH, Act IV. Sc. 1.

PAST AND PRESENT.--BIBLE ASTROLOGERS AND

FORTUNE-TELLERS.--ARABIAN.--EASTERN.--ENGLISH.--QUEEN'S

FAVORITE.--LILLY.--A LUCKY GUESS.--THE GREAT LONDON FIRE

FORETOLD.--HOW.--OUR "TIDAL WAVE" AND AGASSIZ.--A HAUL OF

FORTUNE-TELLERS.--PRESENT.--VISIT EN MASSE.--"FILLIKY

MILLIKY."--"CHARGE BAYONETS!"--A FOWL PROCEEDING.--FINDING LOST

PROPERTY.--THE MAGIC MIRROR EXPOSÉ.--"ONE MORE

UNFORTUNATE."--PROCURESSES.--BOSTON MUSEUM.--"A NICE OLD

GENTLEMAN."--MONEY DOES IT.--GREAT SUMS OF MONEY.--"LOVE POWDER"

EXPOSE.--HASHEESH.--"DOES HE LOVE ME?"

Under the guise of fortune-telling and clairvoyance the most nefarious

atrocities are daily enacted, not only in the larger cities, but in the

villages and towns even, throughout the country. In this chapter I propose

to ventilate them in a manner never before attempted, and the _exposé_ may

be relied upon as correct in every particular.

"Why," exclaimed a friend, "I thought fortune-telling one of the follies

of the past, and that there was little or none of it practised at the

present."

Far from it. Very few, comparatively, who practise the black art come out

under the ancient name of fortune-tellers; but there are thousands of

ignorant, characterless wretches, in our enlightened day and generation,

who pretend to tell fortunes, if not under the open title above, as

astrologers, seers, clairvoyants, or spiritualists, etc. There are some

clairvoyants of whom we shall treat under the head of "Mind and Matter."

The Bible fortune-tellers practised their lesser deceptions under the

various titles of "wise men," "soothsayers," the former being acknowledged

as the more legitimate by the Jews, and the latter mere heathenish

prognosticators, without divine authority, as thus: Is. ii. 6. "Therefore

thou hast forsaken thy people, the house of Jacob, because they be

replenished from the east, and are _soothsayers, like the Philistines_."

8. "Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own

hands, that which their own fingers have made."

There were also wizards, astrologers, "star-gazers" (Is. xlvii. 13),

spiritualists (1 Sam. xxviii. 3), magicians, sorcerers, and "the

well-favored harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that _selleth nations

through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts_." Nahum iii.

4.

All of these exist at the present day, carrying on the same sort of vile

deceptions and heinous crimes, to the "selling of families and nations,"

and souls, in spite of law or gospel. Even as those of nearly six thousand

years ago were patronized by the great, the kings, and queens, and nobles

of the earth, so are the fortune-tellers, under the more refined titles,

visited by governors, representatives, and ladies and gentlemen of rank,

of modern times.

In visiting these pretenders, in order "to worm out the secrets of their

trade," the writer has not only been assured by them in confidence that

the above is true, but he has met distinguished characters there, face to

face,--the minister of the gospel, the lawyer, the judge, the doctor, and

what _ought_ to have been the representative intelligence of the

land,--consulting and fellowshiping with ignorant fortune-tellers.

"Ignorant?" Yes, out of the scores whom I have seen, there has not been

one, male or female, possessing an intelligence above ordinary people in

the unprofessional walks of life, while the majority of them were in

comparison far below the mediocrity.

If ignorance alone patronized ignorance, like a family intermarrying, the

stock would eventually dwindle into nothingness, and entirely die out.

Before the "captivity" the Jews had their wise men, and on their exodus

they reported the existence of the magicians or magi of Egypt.

It seems that nearly everybody, and particularly the Egyptians, regarded

Moses and Aaron as but magicians in those days; and the magi of Pharaoh's

household--for all kings and rulers of ancient times and countries had

their fortune-tellers about them--had a little "tilt" with Moses and

Aaron, commencing with the changing of the rods into snakes. The Egyptian

magicians did very well at the snake "trick," as the modern magician calls

it, also at producing frogs, and such like reptiles; but they were puzzled

in the vermin business, and the boils troubled them, and they then gave

up, and acknowledged that there _was_ a power beyond theirs, and that

power was with God.

Well, that is not fortune-telling; but this was the class who professed

the power of foretelling; and we find them, with women of the familiar

spirits, made mention of all through the scriptural writing. Isaiah

testifies (chapter xix.) that the charmers, familiar spirits, and wizards

ruined Egypt as a nation. What advantage were they ever to King Saul, the

grass-eating king with the long name, or any other individuals, in their

perplexities?

They rather stood in the light of individuals, nations, and the cause of

Heaven. Then Jesus and the apostles had them to meet and overcome--for

their power had become very great, even to the publication of books to

promulgate their doctrines; for we read in Acts xix. 19, that there were

brought forth at Ephesus, at one time, these books, to the amount of

fifty thousand pieces of silver, or about twenty-six thousand five hundred

dollars' worth, and burned in the public square or synagogue.

There are some instances recorded in the Bible, and by Josephus, where the

Jews professed to foretell events. The curious case of Barjesus, at

Paphos, who, for a time, hindered Sergius, the deputy of the country, from

embracing Christianity, is cited in illustration of the injury that false

prophets are to all advancement. Paul testifies to that fact in the

following words: "O, full of all subtlety, and all mischief, child of the

devil, enemy to all righteousness," etc.

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