"Every absurdity has a chance to defend itself, for error is always
talkative."--GOLDSMITH.
DEFINITION.--ADVERTISING CHARLATANS.--CITY IMPOSTORS.--FALSE
NAMES.--"ADVICE FREE."--INTIMIDATIONS.--WHOLESALE ROBBERY.--VISITING
THEIR DENS IN DISGUISE.--PASSING THE CERBERUS.--WINDINGS.--INS AND
OUTS.--THE IRISH PORTER.--QUEER "TWINS," AND A "TRIPLET" DOCTOR.--A
HISTORY OF A KNAVE.--BOOT-BLACK AND BOTTLE-WASHER.--PERQUISITES.--
PURCHASED DIPLOMAS.--"INSTITUTES."--WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER OF INFANTS.--
FEMALE HARPIES.--A BOSTON HARPY.--WHERE OUR "LOST CHILDREN" GO.--END
OF A WRETCH.