REMARKABLE DROPSY.

The writer was acquainted with a young physician who was unceremoniously

discharged by the family of a beautiful young lady to whom he had been

called to prescribe, in a country village, his offence being the discovery

of the true source of the patient's (?) indisposition, which fact he

_dared_ to intimate to the mother. "An older and more experienced

physician" succeeded him, who reversed the diagnosis, and pronounced it "a

clear case of _dropsy_," and the young M. D. went into disrepute. During

the entire winter the old doctor made daily visits to his patient. Daily

had the old ladies of the neighborhood adjusted their "specs," smoothed

down their aprons, and, watching the doctor's return, run out to the gate

to inquire after the health of the lady, the belle of the town.

"O, she's _convalescent_," was his usual reply, with due professional

dignity; and thus the matter stood till a crisis came.

[Illustration: MARRYING A FAMILY.]

There was a ball in the village one night. About eleven o'clock a

messenger appeared in the room, who hastily summoned a certain young

gentleman, a scion of one of the "first families" in town. At the same

time the minister was called, and the young man, standing by the bed,

holding the invalid lady by the right hand, while on his left arm he

supported a beautiful babe but an hour old, was married to the

"convalescent" patient. The old doctor had run a beautiful "bill," but it

was his last in that village.

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