At Bangor I said to George,--

"Well, there probably is no love lost on either side. She sold out at the

first bid, and you never had the least hold on her affections."

"Ah, I have had her confidence in too many moonlight walks to believe

that," was his reply.

"And it was all moonshine,--that's evident," I said.

"No, no; I wish it was. I never shall love again," said George, with a

deep sigh, and a sorry-looking cast of countenance.

"No, I suppose not," was my non-consoling reply.

"Still, do you believe I never loved that darling girl?" he asked, almost

in a rage. "If that man--that _fellow_--should die with the autumn leaves,

I would at once marry Jenny, who loves me still," he exclaimed, pacing the

room like an enraged lion.

"He won't die, however. He looks healthy and robust, and will outlive you

and your affection for his wife," I replied, with a derisive laugh.

It rained the next afternoon, as we returned home by a shorter route than

_via_ O. and B. George talked a great deal of Jenny on the way back, and

said he never should get over this fearful disappointment.

"Only think of the lovely Jenny Kingsbury marrying that fellow with the

bundle and the stick! O, I shall be sick over it; I know I shall."

"Especially if you take a bad cold riding in this storm," I added, by way

of consolation. "However, you can take some of your mother's good

thoroughwort--"

"Confound the thoroughwort," he interrupted.

* * * * *

"Did you know that George is sick?" asked his little brother of me the

following day.

"No. Is he much sick?" I inquired, in alarm.

"O, yes; he's awful sick--or was last night; and mother fooled him on a

dose of fresh thererwort tea, which only made him sicker," replied the

little chap, turning up his nose in disgust.

"Is he better now?" I inquired.

"O, yes; ever so much _now_. I don't know what ma called the disease he's

got; but howsomever she said thererwort was good for it, and I guess it

is, 'cause he's better."

I was called away, and did not see my friend George till a week after our

return from the little trip to B. He never mentioned Jenny afterwards, nor

said a word about the thoroughwort tea. He took to horses after that,

and eventually married a poor, unpretending girl, quite unlike the

dark-eyed, beautiful, and wealthy Miss Jenny Kingsbury.

Mrs. Brown still recommends her favorite panacea for all ails, physical or

moral; but whenever she mentions it in George's presence, he exclaims,

with a look of disgust,--

"O, confound the thoroughwort!"

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