WOMAN AS PHYSICIAN.

"Angel of Patience! sent to calm

Our feverish brow with cooling palm;

To lay the storm of hope and fears,

And reconcile life's smile and tears;

The throb of wounded pride to still,

And make our own our Father's will."--WHITTIER.

HER "MISSION."--NO PLACE IN MEDICAL HISTORY.--ONE OF THEM.--MRS.

STEPHENS.--"CRAZY SALLY."--RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS.--RUNS IN THE

FAMILY.--ANECDOTES.--"WHICH GOT THRASHED?"--A WRETCHED END.--AMERICAN

FEMALE PHYSICIANS.--A PIONEER.--A LAUGHABLE ANECDOTE.--"THREE WISE

MEN."--"A SHORT HORSE," ETC.--BOSTON AND NEW YORK FEMALE DOCTORS.--A

STORY.--"LOVE AND THOROUGHWORT."--A GAY BEAU.--UP THE

PENOBSCOT.--DYING FOR LOVE.--"IS HE MAD?"--THOROUGHWORT WINS.

"From the earliest ages the care of the sick has devolved on woman. A

group by one of our sculptors, representing Eve with the body of Abel

stretched upon her lap, bending over him in bewildered grief, and striving

to restore the vital spirit which she can hardly believe to have departed,

is a type of the province of the sex ever since pain and death entered the

world.

"To be first the vehicle for human life, and then its devoted guardian; to

remove or alleviate the physical evils which afflict the race, or to watch

their wasting, and tenderly care for all that remains when they have

wrought their result--this is her divinely appointed and universally

conceded mission.

"Were she to refuse it, to forsake her station beside the suffering, the

office of medicine and the efforts of the physician would be more than

half baffled. And yet, where her post is avowedly so important, she has

generally been denied the liberty of understanding much that is involved

in its intelligent occupancy. With the human body so largely in her charge

from birth to death, she is not allowed to inquire into its marvellous

mechanism. With the administering of remedies intrusted to her vigilance

and faithfulness, she has not been allowed to investigate the qualities,

or even know the names or the operations of those substances committed to

her use. To be a student with scientific thoroughness, and to practise

independently with what she has thus acquired, has been regarded as

unseemly, or as beyond her capacity, or as an invasion of prerogatives

claimed exclusively for men.

"Indeed, the whole domain of medicine has been '_pre-empted_' by men, and

in their '_squatter sovereignty_' they have sturdily warned off the

gentler sex."--Rev. H. B. Elliot, in "_Eminent Women of the Age_."

It seems to my mind, and ought to every thinking mind, to be ridiculously

absurd that "man born of woman" should set up his authority against woman

understanding "herself." "Man, know thyself," is stereotyped, but if it

ever was put in type form for "woman to know herself," it has long since

been "_pied_."

"Search the Scriptures," and you would never mistrust that "eternal life,"

or any other life, came, or existed a day, through woman. Mythological

writers, who come next to scriptural, give woman no credit in medical

science. We will except Hygeia, the goddess of health, the fabled daughter

of Æsculapius. In the _medical_ history of no country does she occupy any

prominence. There were "Witches," "Enchantresses," "Wise Women,"

"Fortune-tellers," who in every age have existed to no small extent, and

under various names have figured in the histories of all nations,

receiving the countenance of prince and beggar--but females as physicians,

_as a class_, have never been recognized by nations or governments, or

scarcely by communities or individuals.

In searching the memorials of English authors for two hundred years past,

we can find but little to disprove the above assertions. In Mr.

Jeaffreson's "Book of Doctors," the author fails to find memorials of

their actions, as female physicians, sufficient to fill a single chapter;

and those of whom he has made mention, he discourses of mostly in a

ridiculous light, as though entirely out of their sphere, or as being of

the coarser sort, and questions "if two score could be rescued from

oblivion whom our ancestors intrusted with the care of their invalid wives

and children."

In this connection, let us briefly mention such as are better known in

English literature, as doctresses especially as mentioned by Mr.

Jeaffreson.

Two ladies, who are immortalized in "Philosophical Transactions for 1694,"

were Sarah Hastings and Mrs. French. Another, who received the support of

bishops, dukes, lords, countesses, etc., in 1738-9, was Mrs. Joanna

Stephens, "an ignorant and vulgar creature." After enriching herself by

her specifics, consisting of a "pill, a powder and a decoction," she

bamboozled the English Parliament into purchasing the secret, for the

(then) enormous sum of £5000. "The Powder consists of _eggshells_ and

_snails_, both calcined."

"The decoction is made by boiling together Alicant _soap_, swine's-cresses

burnt to a blackness, honey, camomile, fennel, parsley, and burdock

leaves." "The pill consists of snails, wild carrot and burdock seeds,

ashen keys, hips, and haws, all burnt to a blackness; soap and honey."

When we take into consideration the fact that there were no "medical

schools for females," at that day, nor until within the last ten or twelve

years, that every female applicant was rejected by the medical colleges of

England, and that all female practitioners were held in disrepute by both

physician and the public, the above repulsive remedies may not so greatly

excite our surprise.

"CRAZY SALLY."

The most remarkable woman doctor made mention of in English literature,

was Mrs. Mapp, _née_ Sally Wallin. We have collected these facts

respecting her origin, character, and career, from _Chambers' Miscellany_

and the _Gentlemen's Magazine_, 1736-7. Hogarth has immortalized her in

his "Undertaker's arms." She is placed at the top of that picture, between

Josh Ward, the _Pill_ doctor, and Chevalier Taylor, the quack oculist.

(See page 668.)

She was born in Weltshire, in 169-. Her father was a "bone-setter," which

occupation "run in the family," like that of the Sweets, of Connecticut,

or like the marine whom Mrs. Mapp saw one day, as she, in her carriage,

was driving "along the Strand, O."

Said sailor having a wooden leg, the doctress asked, "How does it happen,

fellow, that you've a wooden leg."

"O, easy enough, madam; my father had one before me. It sort o' runs in

the family, marm," was the laconic reply. From a barefooted school-girl at

Weltshire, where Sally obtained barely the rudiments of a common

education, she became her father's assistant in bone-setting and

manipulating.

The next we hear of Miss Wallin, is at Epsom, where she became known as

"Crazy Sally." She has been described as a "very coarse, large, vulgar,

illiterate, drunken, bawling woman," "known as a haunter of fairs, about

which she loved to reel, screaming and abusive, in a state of roaring

intoxication."

It is astonishing as true, that this unattractive specimen of the female

sex became so esteemed in Epsom, where she set up as a physician, that the

town offered her £100 to remain there a year! The newspapers sounded her

praise, the gentry, even, lauded her skill, and physicians witnessed her

operations.

"Crazy Sally" awoke one morning and found herself famous. Patients of rank

and wealth flocked from every quarter. Attracted by her success and her

accumulating wealth, rather than by her _beauty_ or _amiable_ disposition,

an Epsom swain made her an offer of marriage, which she, like a woman,

accepted. This fellow's name was Mapp, who lived with her but for a

fortnight, during which time he "thrashed her" (or she him, it is not just

clear which) "three times," and appropriating all of her spare change,

amounting to five hundred dollars, he took to himself one half of the

world, and quietly left her the other. Our informant adds, "She found

consolation for her wounded affections in the homage of the world. She

became a notoriety of the first water; every day the public journals gave

some interesting account of her, and her remarkable operations."

The _Grub Street Journal_ of that period said, "The remarkable cures of

the woman bone-setter, Mrs. Mapp, are too numerous to enumerate. Her

bandages are extraordinarily neat, and her dexterity in reducing

dislocations and fractures most wonderful. She has cured persons who have

been twenty years disabled." Her patients were both male and female. Some

of her most difficult operations were performed before physicians of

eminence.

Her carriage was splendid, on the panels of which were emblazoned her coat

of arms. Regularly every week she visited London in this magnificent

chariot drawn by four superb, cream-white horses, attended by servants,

arrayed in gorgeous liveries. She put up at the Grecian Coffee-House, and

forthwith her rooms would be thronged by invalids.

Notices of her were not always of the most complimentary sort. Being one

day detained by a cart of coal that was unloading in a narrow street of

the metropolis, on which occasion she was arrayed in a loosely fitting

robe-de-chambre, with large flowing sleeves, which set off her massive

proportion most conspicuously, she let down the windows of her carriage,

and leaning her bare arms upon the door, she impatiently exclaimed,--

"Fellow, how dare you detain a lady of rank thus?"

"A lady of rank!" sneered the coal-man.

"Yes, you villain!" screamed the enraged doctress. "Don't you observe the

arms of Mrs. Mapp on the carriage?"

[Illustration: "DON'T YOU OBSERVE THE ARMS OF MRS. MAPP?"]

"Yes--I _do_ see the arms," replied the impudent fellow, "and a pair of

durned coarse ones they are, to be sure."

On another occasion she was riding up Old Kent Road, dressed as above

described. "Her obesity, immodest attire, intoxication, and dazzling

equipage were, in the eyes of the mob, so sure signs of royalty, that she

was taken for a court lady, of German origin, and of unpopular repute. The

crowd gathered about her carriage, and with oaths and yells were about to

demolish the windows with clubs and stones, when the nowise alarmed

occupant, like Nellie Gwynn, on a similar occasion, rose in her seat,

and, with imprecations more emphatic than polite, exclaimed,--

"---- you! Don't you know who I am? I am Mrs. Sally Mapp, the celebrated

bone-setter of Epsom!"

"This brief address so tickled the humor of the rabble that the lady was

permitted to proceed on her way, amid deafening acclamations and

laughter."

This famous woman's career may be likened to a rocket. She flashed before

the people as suddenly, ascended as brilliantly to the zenith of fame, and

fell like the burned, blackened stick.

Mrs. Mapp spent her last days in poverty, wretchedness, and obscurity, at

"Seven Dials," where she died almost unattended, on the night of December

22, 1737. Her demise was thus briefly announced in the journals:--

"Died at her lodgings, near Seven Dials, last week, Mrs. Mapp, the once

much-talked-of bone-setter of Epsom, so wretchedly poor that the parish

was obliged to bury her."

Mr. Jeaffreson makes mention of two more "female doctors;" one an honest

widow, mother of "Chevalier Taylor," who, at Norwich, carried on a

respectable business as an apothecary and doctress, and Mrs. Colonel

Blood, who, at Romford, supported herself and son by keeping an apothecary

shop.

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