A BUTCHER BOY ESCAPES THE CLEAVER AND BECOMES A GREAT PHYSICIAN AND POET.

In a rickety old three story house, the lower part of which was occupied

as a butcher's shop and trader's room, and the upper stories as a

dwelling-house, at Newcastle-upon-Tyne, in 1721, was born Mark Akenside.

His father was a butcher, and one day, as the boy Mark was assisting at

the menial occupation of cutting up a calf, a cleaver fell from the shop

block upon another "calf,"--that of young Akenside's leg,--which lamed him

for life.

[Illustration: THE YOUNG SURGEON'S FIRST EXPERIENCE.]

Akenside was a Nonconformist, and by the aid of the Dissenters' Society

young Mark was sent to Edinburgh to study theology. From theology he went

to physic, his honest parent refunding the money to the society paid for

his studies under their patronage, and he subsequently obtained his degree

at Cambridge, and became a fellow of the R. S.

Like Davy, Akenside became ashamed of his plebeian origin. His lameness,

like Lord Byron's, was a continual source of mortification to him.

He became a physician to St. Thomas; and, as he went with the students the

rounds of the hospital, the fastidiousness of the little bunch of dignity

at having come so closely in contact with the vulgar rabble, induced him,

at times, to make the strongest patients precede him with _brooms_, to

clear a way for him through the crowd of diseased wretches, who,

nevertheless, had wonderful faith in his wisdom, and would cry out,

"_Bravo for the butcher boy with a game leg!_" as they fell back before

the fearful charge of corn brooms.

By the assistance of friends, and his ever extensive practice, Akenside

was enabled, to the day of his death, in 1770, to keep his carriage, wear

his gold-hilted sword, and his huge well-powdered wig.

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