PATENT MEDICINES.--HOW STARTED.--HOW MADE.--THE WAY IMMENSE
FORTUNES ARE REALIZED.--SPALDING'S GLUE.--SOURED SWILL.--
SARSAPARILLA HUMBUGS.--S. P. TOWNSEND.--"A DOWN EAST FARMER'S
STORY."--"WILD CHERRY" EXPOSITIONS.--"CAPTAIN WRAGGE'S PILL"
A FAIR SAMPLE OF THE WHOLE.--HOW PILL SALES ARE STARTED.--A
SLIP OF THE PEN.--"GRIPE PILLS."--SHAKSPEARE IMPROVED.--H. W.
B. "FRUIT SYRUP."--HAIR TONICS.--A BALD BACHELOR'S
EXPERIENCE.--A LUDICROUS STORY.--A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING. 78