CHAPTER III.

WHY QUACKS FLOURISH.

American Public Generally Intelligent, but Densely Ignorant in

Important Particulars--Cotton Mather and Witchcraft--A.B.'s, A.M.'s,

M.D.'s and Ph.D.'s Espousing Christian Science, Chiropractics and

Osteopathy--Gullibility of the College Bred--The Ignorant Suspicious

of New Things--The Educated Man's Creed--Dearth of Therapeutic

Knowledge by the Laity--Is the Medical Profession to

Blame?--Physicians' Arguments Controvertible--Host of Incompetents

Among the Regular Physicians--Report of Committee on Medical

Colleges--The "Big Doctors"--Doc Booze--The "Leading Doctor"--Osler's

Drug Nihilism--The X-Ray Graft.

In spite of the apparent prevalence of graft and the seemingly

unprecedented dishonesty of those who serve the public, there are not

wanting signs of the coming of better things. The eminent physician who

spoke of the turbidity of therapeutics thought it was only that agitation

that precedes crystallization and clarification that brings purity, and

not greater pollution. May the seeming bad condition not be due in part

also to the fact that a larger number of our American people are becoming

intelligent enough to know the sham from the genuine, and to know when

they are being imposed upon?

That our American people are generally intelligent we know; but that a

people may be generally intelligent and yet densely ignorant in important

particulars has been demonstrated in all ages, and in no age more clearly

than in our own. We wonder how the great scholar, Cotton Mather, could

have believed in and taught witchcraft. What shall we think, in this

enlightened age, of judges pleading for the healing (?) virtues of

Christian Science, or of college professors taking treatment from a

Chiropractor or magnetic healer; or of the scores of A.B.s, A.M.s, M.D.s,

Ph.D.s, who espouse Osteopathy and use the powers of their supposedly

superior intellect in its propagation?

We can only come to this conclusion: The college education of to-day does

not necessarily make one proof against graft. In fact, it seems that when

it comes to belief in "new scientific discoveries," the educated are even

more easily imposed upon than the ignorant. The ignorant man is apt to be

suspicious of new things, especially things that are supposed to require

scientific knowledge to comprehend. On the other hand, the man who prides

himself on his learning is sure he can take care of himself, and often

thinks it a proof of his superior intelligence to be one of the charter

members of every scientific fad that is sprung on the people by some

college professor who is striving for a medal for work done in original

research.

Whatever the reason may be, the fact remains that frauds and grafts are

perpetrated upon educated people to-day. In the preceding chapter I tried

to tell in a general way what some of the grafts are, and something of the

social conditions that help to produce the grafters. I shall now give some

of the reasons why shysters find so many easy victims for their grafts.

When it comes to grafting in connection with therapeutics, the layman's

educational armor, which affords him protection against most forms of

graft in business, seems utterly useless. True, it affords protection

against the more vulgar nostrum grafting that claims its millions of

victims among the masses; but when the educated man meets the "new

discovery," "new method" grafter he bares his bosom and welcomes him as a

friend and fellow-scientist. It is the educated man's creed to-day to

accept everything that comes to him in the name of science.

The average educated man knows nothing whatever of the theory and _modus

operandi_ of therapeutics. He is perhaps possessed of some knowledge of

everything on the earth, in the heaven above, and in the waters beneath.

He is, however, densely ignorant of one of the most important things of

all--therapeutics--the matter of possessing an intelligent conception of

what are rational and competent means of caring for his body when it is

attacked by disease. A man who writes A.M., D.D., or LL.D. after his name

will send for a physician of "any old school," and put his life or the

life of a member of his family into his hands with no intelligent idea

whatever as to whether the right thing is being done to save that life.

Is this ignorance of therapeutics on the part of the otherwise educated

the result of a studied policy of physicians to mystify the public and

keep their theories from the laity? I don't know. Such accusations are

often made. I read in a medical magazine recently a question the editor

put to his patrons. He told them he had returned money sent by a layman

for a year's subscription to his journal, and asked if such action met

their approval. If the majority of the physicians who read his journal do

approve his action, their motives _may_ be based on considerations that

are for the public good, for aught I know, but as a representative layman

I see much more to commend in the attitude of the editor of the _Journal

of the A. M. A._ on the question of admitting the public to the confidence

of the physician. As I have quoted before, he says: "The time has passed

when we can wrap ourselves in a cloak of professional dignity and assume

an attitude of infallibility toward the public." Such sentiment freely

expressed would, I believe, soon change the attitude of the laity toward

physicians from one which is either suspicion or open hostility to one of

respect and sympathy.

The argument has been made by physicians that it would not do for the

public to read all their discussions and descriptions of diseases, as

their imagination would reproduce all the symptoms in themselves. Others

have urged that it will not do to let the public read professional

literature, for they might draw conclusions from the varied opinions they

read that would not be for the good of the profession. Both arguments

remind one of the arguments parents make as an excuse for not teaching

their children the mysteries of reproduction. They did not want to put

thoughts into the minds of their children that might do them harm. At the

same time they should know that the thoughts would be, and were being, put

into their children's minds from the most harmful and corrupting sources.

So in therapeutics. Are not all symptoms of disease put before the people

anyway, and from the worst possible sources? If medical men do not know

this, let them read some of the ads. in the _Grafter's Herald_. And are

the contradictions and inconsistencies in discussions in medical journals

kept from the public? If medical men think so, let them read the

Osteopathic and "independent" journals. The public knows too much already,

considering the sources from which the knowledge comes. Since people will

be informed, why not let them get information that is authentic?

Before I studied the literature of leading medical journals I believed

that the biggest and brainiest physicians were in favor of fair and frank

dealing with the public. I had learned this much from observation and

contact with medical men. After a careful study of the organ of the

American Medical Association my respect for that organization is greatly

increased by finding expressions in numbers of articles which show that my

opinion was correct. In spite of all the vituperation that is heaped upon

it, and in spite of the narrowness of individual members, the American

Medical Association does seem to exist for the good of humanity. The

strongest recommendation I have found for it lies in the character of the

schools and individuals who are most bitter against it. It is usually

complimentary to a man to have rascals array themselves against him.

There are many able men among physicians who feel keenly their

limitations, when they have done their best, and this class would gladly

have their patients understand the limitations as well as the powers of

the physician. In sorrow and disgust sometimes the conscientious physician

realizes that he is handicapped in his work to either prevent or cure

disease, because he has to work with people who have wrong notions of his

power and of the potency of agencies he employs. With shame he must

acknowledge that the people hold such erroneous ideas of medicine, not

because of general ignorance, but because they have been intentionally

taught them by the army of quacks outside and the host of grafters and

incompetents _inside_ the regular medical profession.

Incompetent physicians, to succeed financially (and that is the only idea

of success incompetents are capable of appreciating), must practice as

shysters. They fully understand how necessary it is to the successful

working of their grafts to keep the people in ignorance of what a

physician may legitimately and conscientiously do.

Our medical brethren who preach the "all but holy" doctrine, and want to

maintain the "attitude of infallibility toward the public," will disagree

with me about there being "a host" of incompetents in the regular school

of medical practice. I shall not ask that they take the possibly biased

opinion of an ex-Osteopath, but refer them to the report of the committee

appointed by the American Medical Association to examine the medical

colleges of the United States as to their ability to make competent

physicians. "One-half of all the medical schools of our country are

utterly unfit to turn out properly qualified physicians, and many of them

are so dominated by commercialism that they are but little better than

diploma mills"! That's what the committee said.

It has been argued that the capable physician need not fear the

incompetent pretender, for, like dregs, he must "settle to the bottom" and

find his place. This might be true if the people had correct notions of

the true theory of therapeutics. As it is, the scholarly, competent

physician knows (and intelligent laymen often know) that the pretenders

too often are the fellows who get the reputations of being the "big

doctors." Why? I think mainly because, being ignorant, they practice

largely as quacks, and by curing (?) all kinds of dangerous (on their own

diagnosis) diseases quickly, "breaking up" this and "aborting" that

unbreakable and unabortable disease (by "hot air" treatment mainly), they

place the whole system upon such a basis of quackery that the deluded

masses often pronounce the best equipped and most conscientious physician

a "poor doctor," because he will not pretend to do all that the

wind-jamming grafter claims _he has_ done and _can_ do.

Here is a case in point which I know to be true. The farce began some

years ago in a small college in Oregon. A big, awkward, harmless-looking

fellow came to the college one fall and entered the preparatory

department. At the end of the year, after he had failed in every

examination and shown conclusively that he had no capacity to learn

anything, he was told that it was a waste of time for him to go to school,

and they could not admit him for another year. Was he squelched? Not he.

The fires of ambition yet burned in his breast, and the next year he

turned up at a medical college. I presume it had the same high educational

requirements for admission that some other medical colleges have, and

enforced them in about the same way. At any rate he met the requirements

($$$), and pursued his medical researches with bright visions of being a

doctor to lure him on. But his inability to learn anything manifested

itself again, and, presumably, his money gave out. At any rate he was sent

away without a diploma. Still the fire of ambition was not extinguished in

his manly bosom. Regulations were not strict in those days, so he went to

a small town, wore fine clothes, a silk hat and a pompous air, and--within

a short time was being called for forty miles around to "counsel little

doctors" in their desperate cases. Such cases are all too common, as

honest physicians know.

How humiliating to the conscientiously equipped doctor to hear people say

of a man who never had more brains than he needed, and had hopelessly

muddled what he had by using his own dope and stimulants: "I tell you Doc

Booze is the best doctor in town yet when he's half sober!" Strange, isn't

it, that in many communities people have an idea that an inclination on

the part of a physician toward whisky or dope indicates some peculiar

mental fitness for a doctor? "Poor fellow, he formed the habit of taking

stimulants to keep up when he had to go night and day during the big

typhoid epidemic, you know." For what per cent. of cases of medical

dipsomaniacs this constitutes a stock excuse, only medical men know. As an

Osteopathic physician I was never rushed so that I felt the necessity for

"keeping up on stimulants." If I had been, to be consistent, I should have

had to stimulate (?) mechanically, of course.

Not only do shysters and pretenders abuse the confidence of the masses in

matters of diagnosis and medication, but of late years they are working

another species of graft that is beginning to react against the

profession. This graft consists in the over-use of therapeutic appliances

that are all right in their place when legitimately used.

By what standard is the physician judged by the people who enter his

office? It used to be the display of medical literature. Sometimes some of

it was pseudo-medical literature. Did you ever know a shyster to pad his

library with Congressional reports? I have. The literature used to be

conspicuously placed in the waiting-room, with a ponderous volume lying

open on the desk.

Have you a "leading doctor" in your town? Often he is not only in the lead

but has flagged all the others at the quarter post--put them all into the

"has been" class. What an elegant office he has! Plush rugs and luxurious

couches in the waiting-room. Double doors into the private and

operating-rooms, left open when not in actual use to give impressive

glimpses of glass cases filled with glittering instruments, any one of

which would give the lie to Solomon's declaration that "there is nothing

new under the sun." An X-ray machine fills a conspicuous corner. In the

same room are tanks, tubes, inhalers, hot-air appliances, vibrators, etc.

One full side of the room is filled with shelves that groan under a load

of the medicines he "keeps and dispenses." What are all of these hundreds

of bottles for if it is true, as many of our greatest physicians say, that

a comparatively few people are benefited by drugs? These numerous bottles

may contain placebos. I do not know as to that, but I do know something of

the impression such a display makes on the mind of an intelligent layman.

The query in his mind is how much of that entire display is for its

legitimate effect on the minds of the patients, and how much of it is to

impress the people with the powers of this physician, with his "wonderful

equipment" to cope with all manner of disease?

If there is any doubt in the minds of physicians that laymen do know and

think well over the sayings of drug nihilists, let them talk with

intelligent people and hear them quote from the editorial page of a great

daily such sentiments as this (from the Chicago _Record-Herald_):

"Prof. William Osier, the distinguished teacher of medicine, who was

taken from this country a few years ago to occupy the most important

medical chair in Great Britain, has shocked his profession repeatedly

by his pronouncements against the use of drugs and medicines of almost

every kind. Only a few days ago he made an address in which he

declared that even though most physicians will be deprived of their

livelihood, the time must soon come when sound hygienic advice for the

prevention of disease will take the place of the present system of

prescription and _pretense of cure_. The most able physicians agree

with him, even when they are not frank enough to express themselves to

the same effect."

Medical men need not think, either, that the people who happened to read

the editorial pages referred to are the only ones who know of that

declaration from Osier. Osteopathic journals, Christian Science journals,

health culture journals, and all the riff-raff of journals published as

individual boosters, are ever on the watch for just such things, and when

they find them they "roll them under their tongue as sweet morsels." They

chew them, as Carleton says, with "the cud of fancy," and hand them along

as latest news to tens of thousands of people who are quick to believe

them.

Going back to the physician who has the well-equipped office, is he a

grafter in any sense? I shall not give my opinion. Perhaps every thing he

has in the office is legitimate. In the opinion of the masses of that

community he is the greatest doctor that ever prescribed a pill or

purloined an appendix. Taking the word of the physicians whom he has put

into the "has been" class for it, he is the greatest fake that ever fooled

the people. Most of those outclassed doctors will talk at any time, in any

place, to any one, of the pretensions of this type of physician. They will

tell how he dazzles the people with his display of apparatus "kept for

show;" how he diagnoses malarial fever as typhoid, and thus gets the

reputation of curing a larger per cent. of typhoid than any other doctor

in town; how he gets the reputation of being a big surgeon by cutting out

healthy ovaries and appendices, and how he assists with his knife women

who do not desire Rooseveltian families. They point to the number of

appendectomies he has performed, and recall how rare such cases were

before his advent, and yet how few people died with appendicitis. Is it to

be wondered that intelligent laymen sometimes lose faith in and respect

for the profession of medicine and surgery?

To show that people may be imposed upon by illegitimate use of legitimate

agencies I call attention to an article published recently in the _Iowa

Health Bulletin_. The Iowa Medical Board is winning admiration from many

by conducting a campaign to educate the people of the State in matters

pertaining to hygienic living. In line with this work they published an

article to correct the erroneous idea the laity have of the X-ray. They

say:

"The people think that with the X-ray the doctor can look right into

the body and examine any part or organ and tell just what is the

matter with it, when the fact is all that is ever seen is a lot of dim

shadows that even the expert often fails to understand or recognize."

Why do the people have such erroneous conceptions of the X-ray? Is it

accidental, or the result of their innate stupidity? Certainly it is not.

The people have just such conceptions of the X-ray as they receive from

the faker who uses it as he uses his opiates and stimulants--to get an

effect and give the people wrong ideas of his power.

A lady of a small town who was far advanced in consumption was taken to a

city to be examined by a "big doctor" who possessed an X-ray. He

"examined" her thoroughly by the aid of the penetrating light made by his

machine, and sent them home delighted with the assurance that his

wonderful instrument revealed no tuberculosis. He assured her that if she

would avail herself of his superior skill she might yet be restored to

health. She died within a year from the ravages of tuberculosis.

A boy of four had an aggravated attack of bronchitis. His symptoms were

such that his parents thought some object might have lodged in his

trachea. A noted surgeon who had come one hundred miles from a hospital to

see another case was consulted. He told the parents that the boy had

sucked something down his windpipe, and advised them to bring him to the

hospital for an operation. They did so, and a $100 incision was made

after the X-ray had located (?) an object lodged at the bifurcation of the

trachea. The knife found nothing, however, and the boy still had his

bronchitis, and the parents had their hospital and surgeon's bills, and,

incidentally, their faith in the X-ray somewhat shattered.

The X-rays, Finsen rays, electric light and sunlight have their place in

therapy. Informed people do not doubt their efficacy. However, the history

of the use of these agents is a common one. A scientist, after possibly a

lifetime of research, develops a new therapeutic agent or a new

application of some old agent. He gives his findings to the world.

Immediately a lot of half-baked professional men seize upon it, more with

the object of self-laudation and advertisement than in a true scientific

spirit. Serious study in the application of the new agent is not thought

of. The object is rather to have the reputation of being an up-to-snuff

man. The results obtained are not what the originator claimed, which is

not to be wondered at. The abuse of the remedy leads to abuse of the

originator, which is entirely unfair to both.

This state of affairs has grown so bad that scientists now are beginning

to restrict the application of their discoveries to their own pupils. A

Berlin _savant_, assistant to Koch, has developed the use of tuberculin to

such a point as to make it one of the most valuable remedies in

tuberculosis. It is manufactured under his personal supervision, and sold

only to such physicians as will study in his laboratory and show

themselves competent to grasp the principles involved.

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