IX

Club-house Chaff--Christmas Customs and Ceremonies--New Year's

Calls--A Dance at the English Club--The Royal Exposition of the

Philippines--Fireworks on the King's Fête Day--Electric Lights and

the Natives--The Manila Observatory--A Hospitable Governor--The

Convent at Antipolo.

December 26th.

"'A young Bostonian, in business in the Philippines,' that is you,

isn't it?"

"'Trembling like a blushing bride before the altar.'" "Well, blushing

bride, how are you?"

"'The bells in the old church rang out a wild, warning plea.' They did,

did they? And did, 'The lowing herd wind slowly o'er the lea?'"

"'The fishermen's wives were sitting on their saucepans, furniture,

and babies, to keep them from sailing off skyward.' Poor things! Quite

witty, weren't they?"

These were some of the expressions that greeted me as I entered the

Club the other evening, about two hours after the last mail arrived.

My attention was called to the bulletin-board where the official

notices were posted, and there, tacked up in all its glory was

a printed copy of my letter on the typhoon, while on all sides

were various members of the English colony, laughing boisterously,

and poking me in the ribs with canes and billiard-cues. Some of the

brokers had apparently learned the contents of that fatal letter by

heart, and stood on chairs reciting those touching lines in dialogue

with unharnessed levity.

To say that I was mildly flummuxed at hearing my familiar verbiage

proceeding from the mouths of others would be mild, but it was

impossible not to join in the general laugh, and digest, in an offhand

way, the jibes and jokes which were epidemic. It seems my cautions have

been of no avail, and the letter which you so kindly gave the Boston

editor to read and print was sent out here to my facetious friend the

American broker, whose whole life seems to be spent in trying to find

the laugh on the other man. Somebody else also sent him a spare copy

to give to his friends, and down town at the tiffin club next noon,

my late entrance to the breakfast-room was a signal for the whole

colony to suspend mastication and with clattering knives and clapping

hands to vent their mirth in breezy epithets. But jokes are few and

far between in this far Eastern land, and somebody or other might as

well be the butt of them.

Just as surely as the 24th of December comes around, all the

office-boys of your friends, who have perhaps brought letters from

their counting-room to yours, all the chief cooks and bottle-washers

of your establishment, all of the policemen on the various beats

between your house and the club, and all the bill collectors who

come in every month to wheedle you out of sundry dollars, have the

cheek to ask for pourboires. Imagine a man coming around to collect a

bill, and asking you to fee him for being good enough to bring that

document to hand. But that is just what the Manila bill-collector

does at Christmas-tide. Then all of the native fruit-girls, who each

day climb the stairs with baskets of oranges on their heads, come in

with little printed blessings and hold out their hands for fifty cents.

Once out of the office, you go home to find the ice-man, the ashman,

the coachman, and the cook all looking for tips, and you are compelled

to feel most religiously holy, as you remember that it is more blessed

to give than to receive.

Christmas-eve, somehow, did not seem natural, though the town was

very lively. Some of the shops had brought over evergreen branches

from Shanghai to carry out the spirit of the occasion. The streets

were crowded with shoppers, everybody was carrying parcels, and if

it had been cold, we might have looked for Santa Claus.

There are but half a dozen English ladies in our little Anglo-Saxon

colony, and each of them takes a turn in giving dinners, asking as

her guests, besides a few outsiders, the other five. On Christmas-eve

took place one of these rather stereotyped feasts, and afterward

the guests went down in carriages to the big cathedral, that cost a

million dollars, inside the old walled town, to hear the midnight

mass. Accompanied by a large orchestra and a good organ, the mass

was more jolly than impressive. The music consisted of polkas, jigs,

and minuets, and everybody walked around the great building, talking

and smiling most gracefully. A few of the really devout sat in a small

enclosed space in the centre of the church, but they found it hard to

keep awake, and their eyes were red with weeping, not for the sins of

an evil world, but from opening and shutting their jaws in a series

of yawns.

Just before the hour of midnight, comparative quiet ensued with the

reading of a solemn prayer or two, but just as the most reverend father

who was conducting the ceremonies finished bowing behind the high gold

and velvet collar to his glittering gown, thirteen bells wagged their

tongues that broke up the stillness of the midnight, and everybody

wished everybody else "Felices Pascuas!" (Merry Christmas!) The organ

tuned up, the boy-choir sang itself red, white, and blue, the priestly

assistants swung the censors until the church was heavy with fragrance,

and all those who had nothing else to do yawned and wished they were

in bed.

After staying a little longer, our party left, and went over to the

Jesuit Church near by, where a very good orchestra seemed to be playing

a Virginia reel. Here were similar ceremonies modified somewhat to

suit the rather different requirements of the Order, and after staying

long enough not to appear as intruding spectators, we made our exit.

And now that Christmas is all over, everybody seems to be wearing a

new hat, the most appropriate present that can be given in this land

of sun-strokes and fevered brows.

January 5th.

The new year has come and gone, though out this way no one believes

in turning over a new leaf.

It seems to be a custom to start the year by calling on all the

married ladies of the colony, who make their guests loquacious with

sundry little cocktails that stand ready prepared on the front

verandas. Everybody makes calls, till he forgets where anything

but his head is situated, and then brings up at the club out by the

river-bank more or less the worse for wear. In honor of the day, the

menu was most attractive, but many of the party were in no condition

to partake, and spent the first day of the new calendar in suffering

from the effects of their morning visits.

With the new year came the dance, which we bachelor members of the

club gave to the English ladies in particular and to Manila society

in general, as a small return for hospitality received, and it was

declared a huge success. The club-house was decorated from top to

toe. Two or three hundred invitations were sent out, and the crême de

la crême of the European population were on hand, including General

Blanco, the governor of the islands.

The English club rarely gives a dance more than once in five years,

and when the engraved invitations first appeared there was much talk

and hobnobbing among the Spaniards to see who had and who had not

been invited. All the greedy Dons who had ever met any of the clubmen

expected to be asked, and considered it an insult not to receive an

invitation. One high official, who had himself been invited, wrote to

the committee seeking an invitation for some friends. As, of course,

only a limited number could be accommodated at the club-house, the

invitations were strictly limited, and a reply was sent to the Spanish

gentleman in question, stating that there were no more invitations

to be had.

"Do you mean to insult me and my friends?" he wrote, "by saying that

there are no more invitations left for them? Do you mean to say that

my friends are not gentlemen, and so you won't ask them? I must insist

on an explanation, or satisfaction."

For several days before the party one might have heard young women and

girls who walked up and down the Luneta talking nothing but dance,

and the Spanish society seemed to be divided up into two distinct

cliques, the chosen and the uninvited.

The chosen proceeded at once to starve themselves and use what

superfluous dollars they could collect in buying new gowns at the

large Parisian shops on the Escolta. Most of the Spanish women in

Manila can well afford to be abstemious and devote the surplus thus

obtained to the ornamentation of their persons, since they are so

fairly stout that the fires of their appetite can be kept going some

time after actual daily food-supplies have been cut off. The men,

however, seem to be as slender as the women are robust, and they, poor

creatures, cannot endure a long fast. Nevertheless, the cash-drawers

of the Paris shops got fat as the husbands of the wives who bought new

gowns there grew more slender; and just before the ball came off these

merchant princes of the Philippines actually offered to contribute five

hundred dollars if another dance should be given within a short time,

so great had been the rush of patrons to their attractive counters.

To make a long story short, after a lot of squabbles and wranglings

among those who were invited and those who were not, the night of the

party came, and only those who held the coveted cards were permitted

by the giants at the door to enter Paradise.

Japanese lanterns lighted the road which led from the main highway to

the club, and the old rambling structure was aglow with a thousand

colored cup-lights that made it look like fairyland. Within and

without were dozens of palms and all sorts of tropical shrubs,

and the entrance-way was one huge bower-like fernery. Around the

lower entrance-room colored flags grouped themselves artistically,

and below a huge mass of bunting at the farther end rose the grand

staircase that led above. Upstairs, the ladies' dressing-room was most

gorgeous, and the walls were hung with costly, golden-wove tapestries

from Japan. The main parlor formed one of the dancing-rooms and opened

into two huge adjoining bed-chambers which were thrown together in

one suite. All around the walls and ceilings were garlands and long

festoons and wreaths, and everywhere were bowers of plants, borrowed

mirrors, and lights.

Out on the veranda, overhanging the river, were clusters of small

tables, glowing under fairy lamps, and the railings were a mass

of verdure.

The orchestra consisted of twenty-five natives, dressed in white shirts

whose tails were not tucked in, hidden behind a forest of plants,

and as the clock struck ten they began to coax from their instruments

a dreamy waltz. The guests began to pour in--Spanish dons with their

corpulent wives, and strapping Englishmen with their leaner better

halves. The Spaniards, sniffing the air, all looked longingly toward

the supper-rooms, while the ladies who came with them ambled toward

the powder and paint boxes in the boudoir. I suppose about two hundred

people in all were on hand, and the sight was indeed gay. After every

one had become duly hot from dancing or duly hungry from waiting,

supper was served, and there was almost a panic as the Spanish element

with one accord made for the large room at the extreme other end of

the building, where dozens of small tables glistened below candelabra

with red shades, and improvised benches groaned under the weight of

a great variety of refreshments.

Soon the slender caballeros got to look fatter in the face, and the

double chins of their ladies grew doubler every moment. Knives, forks,

and spoons were all going at once, and talk was suspended. But the

room presented a pretty sight, with its fourscore couples sitting

around beneath the swaying punkahs, and the soft warm light made

beauties out of many ordinary-looking persons.

After everybody was satisfied, dancing was resumed in the big front

rooms on the river, and the gayety went on; but the heavy supper made

many of the foreign guests grow dull, and the cool hours of early

morning saw everyone depart, carrying with them or in them food enough

for many days.

Thus ended the great ball given to balance the debt of hospitality

owed by the bachelors to their married friends, and now will come

the committee's collectors for money to pay the piper.

January 31st.

Manila has been quite outdoing herself lately, and the gayeties have

been numerous. The opening of the Royal Exposition of the Philippines

took place last week, and was quite as elaborate as the name itself.

The Exposition buildings were grouped along the raised ground filled in

on the paddy-fields, by the side of the broad avenue that divides our

suburb of Malate from that of Ermita, and runs straight back inland

from the sea. The architecture is good, the buildings numerous, and

with grounds tastefully decorated with plants and fountains, it is,

in a way, like a pocket edition of the Chicago Exposition.

Everybody in town was invited to attend the opening ceremonies by a

gorgeously gotten-up invitation, and interesting catalogues of the

purpose of the exhibition and its exhibits were issued in both Spanish

and English. To be sure, the language in the catalogue translated

from the Spanish was often ridiculous, and announcements were made of

such exhibits as "Collections of living animals of laboring class,"

and "tabulated prices of transport terrestrial and submarine." But

all of the élite of Manila were on hand at the ceremonies, from

the Archbishop and Governor-General down to my coachman's wife,

and bands played, flags waved in the fresh breeze, tongues wagged,

guns fired, and whistles blew. General Blanco opened the fair with a

well-worded speech on the importance of the Philippines, of the debt

that the inhabitants owed to the protection of the mother-country,

and of the great future predestined for the Archipelago. And just as

the speaker had finished and the closing hours of the day arrived,

the new electric lights were turned on for the first time. Then all

Manila, hitherto illuminated by the dull and dangerous petroleum

lamps, shone forth under the radiance of several hundred arc-lights

and a couple of thousand incandescent ones.

The improvement is tremendous, and the streets, which have always

been dim from an excess of real tropical, visible, feelable, darkness,

are now respectably illuminated.

The exposition was opened on the name-day of the little King of Spain,

and every house in town was requested, if not ordered, to hang out

some sort of a flag or decoration. It was said that a fine of $5 would

be charged to those who did not garb their shanties in colors of

some sort, and all the natives were particular to obey the law. It

was indeed instructive, if not pathetic, to see shawls, colored

handkerchiefs, red table-cloths, carpets, and even sofa-cushions,

hanging out of windows, or on poles from poverty-stricken little nipa

huts, and any article with red or yellow in it seemed good enough to

answer the purpose. We, in turn, were also officially requested to

show our colors, and I hung out two bath-wraps from our front window,

articles which I had picked up on the recent excursion to Mindanao,

and which the wild savages there wear down to the river when they

go to wash clothes or themselves. But they likewise had enough red

and yellow in their composition to fill the bill, and, together with

five pieces of red flannel from my photographic dark-room, our windows

showed a most prepossessing appearance.

On the Sunday after the King's name-day, a costly display of fireworks

took place off the water, in front of the Luneta, further to celebrate

the occasion. The bombs and rockets were ignited from large floats

anchored near the shore, while complicated set-pieces were erected on

tall bamboos standing up in the water and bolstered from behind with

supports and guy-lines. The exhibition began shortly after dinner,

and never had I seen a crowd of such large dimensions before in

Manila. There must have been twenty-five thousand people jammed into

the near vicinity of the promenade, and a great sea of faces islanded

hundreds of traps of all species and genders.

The display was excellent, and both of the large military bands

backed it up with good music. One of the set pieces was a royal

representation of a full-rigged man-of-war carrying the Spanish flag,

and she was shown in the act of utterly annihilating an iron-clad

belonging to some indefinite enemy. The reflections in the water

doubled the beauty of the scene, and with rockets, bombs, mines,

parachutes, going up at the same time, there was little intermission

to the excitement. Several rockets came down into the crowd, and one

alighted on the back of a pony, causing him to start off on somewhat

of a tangent. Otherwise there were no disasters, and it was nearly

midnight before the great audience scattered in all directions.

The electric lights, of course, are of tremendous interest to the

more ignorant natives, and every evening finds groups of the latter

gathered around the posts supporting the arc-lamps, looking upward

at the sputtering carbon, or examining the bugs which lose their life

in attempting to make closer analyses of the artificial suns.

A fresh edition of the opera company has come out again from Italy, and

performances are given Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays. Everybody,

as usual, is allowed behind the scenes during the intermissions,

and the other evening, in the middle of a most pathetic scene in

"Faust," a Yankee skipper, somewhat the jollier from a shore dinner,

walked directly across the back of the stage and took his hat off to

the audience. Episodes like this are hardly common, but in Manila

there are not the barriers to the stage-door that exist in the

U.S.A. The artillery-band on the Luneta has several times played the

"Washington Post March" which you sent me, and which I gave to the fat,

pleasant-faced conductor. The championship games at the tennis-court

have begun, and all of the English colony generally assemble there

to see the play just before sunset. Small dinners and dances are also

numerous, and the cool weather seems to be incubating gayety.

February 22d.

Manila is said to have the most complete astronomical, meteorological,

and seismological observatory anywhere east of the Mediterranean. Not

to miss anything of such reputation, several of us decided to make

a call on Padre Faure, who presides over the institution, and who

is well known scientifically all over the world. At the observatory

we were cordially received by an assistant, who spoke English well

enough to turn us off from using Spanish, and were conducted over the

establishment. Here were machines which would write down the motions

of the earth in seismological disturbances, and which conveyed to

the ear various subterranean noises going on below the surface. Still

other instruments were so delicate that they rang electric bells when

mutterings took place far underground, and thus warned the observers

of approaching trouble. Another, into which you could look, showed a

moving black cross on a white ground, that danced at all the slight

tremblings continually going on; and the rumbling of a heavy cart over

the neighboring highroad would make it tremble with excitement. A solid

tower of rock twenty feet square extended up through the building from

bottom to top, and was entirely disconnected with the surrounding

structure. On this column all of the earthquake-instruments were

arranged; and any sort of an oscillation that took place would be

recorded in ink on charts arranged for the purpose. Various wires

and electric connections were everywhere visible, and an approaching

disturbance would be sure to set enough bells and tickers a-going to

arouse one of the attendants.

The great school-building in which the observatory was placed was

fully six hundred feet square, with a large court-yard in the centre

containing fountains and tropical plants in profusion. After leaving

the lower portions of the building, we ascended through long hallways,

to visit the meteorological department above. Barometers, thermometers,

wind-gauges, rain-measurers, and all sorts of recording instruments

filled a most interesting room; and Padre Faure gave us a long

discourse on typhoons, earthquakes, and various other phenomena. From

the roof of the observatory a splendid view of the city, Bay, and

adjacent country may be had, and Manila lay before us steaming in the

sun. Before leaving, we saw the twenty-inch telescope, constructed

in Washington under the direction of the Padre who was our guide,

which is soon to be installed in a special building constructed for

the purpose. He seemed much impressed by the United States, and at our

departure presented us with one of the monthly observatory reports,

which give the whole story of the movements of the earth, winds,

heavens, tides, stars, and clouds, at every hour of the day and night,

for every day during the month, and for every month during the year.

Last Monday was again the usual bank-holiday; and on the Saturday

before, the customary three of us who seem to be more energetic at

seeing the country than our friends, decided to take another excursion

up the river into the hill-country.

In the forenoon we gave orders to the boys to get ready the provisions,

and meet us at the club-house in the early afternoon. Our plan was to

take one of the light randans from the boat-house, row up the river

for twelve or fifteen miles, take carromatas up into the hills to a

place called Antipolo, and finally to horseback it over the mountains

to Bossa Bossa, a lonely hill village, ten miles farther on.

The time came. All of our goods and chattels were piled into the

boat. We took off white coats, put on our big broad-brimmed straw hats,

turned up our trouserloons, and prepared for a long row up against

the current. But, thanks to Providence, we were able to hitch onto

one of the stone-lighters that regularly bring rock down from the

lake district, for use on the new breakwater and port-works at Manila,

and which was being towed up for more supplies. The sun got lower and

lower, and finally set, just as the moon rose over the mountains. The

sail in the soft light of evening was very picturesque, and the banks

were lined with the usual collection of native huts, in front of which

groups of natives were either washing clothes or themselves. Large

freight cascos or small bancas were either being poled up-stream by

heated boatmen, or were drifting lazily down with the current, and

everywhere a sort of indolent attractiveness prevailed. We continued

on behind the lighter until almost at the lake itself; then cast

adrift and branched off into a small side-stream that ran up toward

the hills in a northerly direction.

On we wound, now between a deep fringe of bamboo-trees, now between

open meadows, now between groups of thatched huts, and again through

clumps of fish-weirs, coming at last to a town called Cainta, nearly

an hour's row from the main stream. We stopped beneath an old stone

bridge that carried the main turnpike to Manila from the mountains,

and were greeted by all the towns-people, who were out basking in the

moonlight. They had evidently never seen a boat of the randan type

before, and expressed much curiosity at the whole equipment. Before

many moments the governor of the village appeared in the background and

asked us to put up at his residence. Ten willing natives seized upon

our goods and chattels, others pulled the boat up on the sloping bank,

and we adjourned to the small thatched house where lived our host. The

Filipinos gathered around outside, the privileged ones came in,

and everybody stared. The governor did everything for our amusement;

called in singing-girls, with an old chap who played on the guitar,

and otherwise arranged for our entertainment. At eleven he said "Shoo"

and everybody left. His wife gave us pieces of straw matting to sleep

on, and we stretched out upon one of those familiar floors of bamboo

slats which make one feel like a pair of rails on a set of cross-ties.

Later the family all turned in on the floor in the same manner,

and soon the cool night-wind was whistling up through the apertures.

Next morning, Sunday, a hot dusty ride of an hour and a half, over a

fearful road, continually ascending, brought us to Antipolo, a stupid

village commanding a grand view over the plains toward Manila and the

Bay beyond. To find out where we could get ponies to take us over

the rough foot-path to Bossa Bossa, we called at the big convento

where live the priests who officiate at the great white church,

whose tower is visible from the capital. Mass was just over, but

the stone corridors reverberated with loud jestings and the click of

billiard-balls above. On going upstairs, we broke in upon a group of

padres playing billiards, drinking beer, smoking cigars, and cracking

jokes ad libitum. They received us cordially, did not seem inclined to

talk much on religious subjects, but advised us where we might find the

necessary horseflesh. Not so much impressed with their spirituality

as with their courtesy, we left, got three ponies and two carriers,

and started out for the ride over the mountains.

The path was narrow and steep, the sun was hot, but the scenery

was good. On and up we went, until the view back and down over the

lower country became most extensive. Across brooks, over stones,

through gullies, and over trees carried us to the last rise, and

after passing through a grove of mangoes we came to the edge of the

ridge. Down below, in a fair little valley that looked like a big

wash-basin, lay Bossa Bossa, a small collection of houses shutting

in a big church without any steeple. Squarely up behind, on the

other side of the valley, rose the lofty peaks of the Cordilleras,

and the scene was good enough for the most critical.

On descending to the isolated little pueblo, we got accommodation

in the best house of the place, belonging to the native Governor,

and adjourned for rest and refreshments. All we had left to eat

in our baskets were two cold chickens, three biscuits, and four

bottles of soda. We sent out for more food, and in half an hour a

boy came back with the only articles that the market afforded--two

cocoanuts. The house in which we were seemed to be the only one

in town that possessed a chair, and, as it was, we found it more

comfortable to sit on the floor. This was the centre of the great

hunting-district, and all around in the hills and mountains deer and

wild boar were abundant. During the following night it got so cold

that it was possible to see one's breath, and without coverings as we

were, the whole party dreamed of arctic circles and polar bears. At

daylight next morning, numb with the cold, we sat down to a breakfast

consisting of carabao milk and hard bread made of pounded-rice flour,

and felt pretty fairly well removed from tropics and civilization. The

old church, which we could see out of the window, stood in a small

plaza, and the steeple, which consisted of four tall posts covered

by a small roof of thatch that protected a group of bells from the

morning dew, was off by itself in a corner of the churchyard. A long

clothes-line seemed to lead from the bells to a native house across

the street, and we learned that the sexton was accustomed to lie

in bed and ring the early morning chimes by wagging his right foot,

to which the string was attached.

On the return trip we met a large party of hunters coming up from

Manila for a week's deer-shooting, and by noon got back to Antipolo,

where we rested in the police-station to wait for our carromatas that

were to arrive at one o'clock.

The return to Cainta was as hot and dusty as the advance, but we were

pleasantly received by our friend the governor, who had instructed the

"boys" to have the refreshments ready for us. Later in the afternoon,

we prepared to return to the metropolis, and the whole village came

down to see us off. The governor refused to accept money for the use

of his house, we were all invited to come again, and amid a chorus

of cheers we shoved off for Manila.

The row down took only three hours, but on getting to the club,

at moonrise, it seemed as if we had been away three weeks.

X

Exacting Harbor Regulations--The Eleanor takes French Leave--Loss

of the Gravina--Something about the Native Ladies--Ways of

Native Servants--A Sculptor who was a Dentist--Across the Bay to

Orani--Children in Plenty--A Public Execution by the Garrote.

April 19th.

If a ship in the Bay desires to load or discharge cargo on Sundays

or religious holidays, permission can only be obtained through the

Archbishop, not the Governor-General. The Easter season has come and

gone, and as the Captain of the Esmeralda could not successfully play

on the feelings of that highest dignitary of the church, his steamer

had to lie idle for the holidays, and so miss connecting with the

Peking, which ought to have taken the United States mail.

The American yacht Eleanor dropped anchor in the Bay the other

afternoon, and it seemed good again to see the countenances of some

of our countrymen. It appears the Spanish officials did not consent

to treat her with the courtesy which a yacht or war-ship merits, and

went so far as to station carabineros on her decks, as is customary

on merchant-vessels to prevent smuggling. The Eleanor presented a

fine appearance as she lay among the fleet of more prosaic craft,

and her rails were decorated with Gatling guns put there for the

voyage up through the southern archipelagoes where pirates reign. On

the Wednesday before Holy Thursday, the owner of the Eleanor decided

to start for Hong Kong, that his guests might enjoy Easter Sunday in

those more civilized districts that surround the English cathedral. The

yacht, like any merchantman, was obliged to get her clearance papers

from the custom-house before she sailed, and to that end the Captain

went ashore shortly after midday. But the chief of the harbor office

had gone home for a siesta, remarking that he would not return until

Monday, and that any business coming up would have to wait till then

for attention.

"But I must have my papers," said the Captain, "for we leave to-night

for China."

"Them you cannot have till Monday," replied the hireling in charge.

"Then I shall have to sail without them," answered the Captain,

and he stormed out of the office to find our consul, whom he hoped

would straighten matters out. But the efforts of the consul were of no

avail. The king-pin of the harbor office refused to be interviewed, and

the Captain of the yacht returned aboard with fire in his eye. After

a council of war had been held, it was decided to sail, papers or

no papers, and the two soldiers who were pacing up and down the deck

were told the vessel was going to sea.

"But we won't let you go without your papers," said they.

"Papers or no papers, we are going to sea to-night," roared the

Captain. "And if you fellows don't git aboard into that boat mighty

quick, we'll be feeding you to the sharks."

The Gatling guns and show of rifles in the companion-way looked

eloquent, and the two carabineros, murmuring that they would surely be

killed for neglect of duty when they got ashore, were pushed down the

gangway into a row-boat as the Eleanor got her anchor up, and steamed

out of the Bay in the face of Providence and the southwest wind, almost

across the bows of the Spanish flagship Reina Cristina. A tremendous

diplomatic hullabaloo resulted. The consul was summoned, the guards

were blown up by the discharge of verbal powder, and it almost looked

as if our representative would have to send for war-ships. But the

matter has finally been straightened out, and the passengers on the

Eleanor have probably had their Easter Sunday at Hong Kong.

Curiously enough, for April, another typhoon has recently sailed

through the gap in the mountains to the north of our capital, and gone

swirling over to China, leaving in its wake a sunken steamer, which

foundered with her living freight of close to three hundred souls. Out

in front of the big steamship office across the way hundreds of natives

are inquiring for their brothers or husbands or children. It seems the

Gravina, a ship of the best part of a thousand tons, was coming down

from the north, heavily loaded with rice, tobacco, and native boys,

who, for not paying their tax bills, had been drafted into service for

the purpose of being sent against the savages in Mindanao. She had

only fifty more miles to go before reaching the entrance to Manila

Bay, when the barometer fell, the wind hauled to the northwest, and

the typhoon struck her. Her after-hatchway was washed overboard,

and, deep in the water as she was, the seas washed over into the

opening. As fast as fresh coverings were substituted they were ripped

off and carried away. The engines became disabled, the water rushed

into the boiler-room, putting out the fires, and the passengers, who

were locked into the cabins, were panic-stricken. The steamer began

to settle, and under the onslaught of a big sea, accompanied with

terrific wind, suddenly heeled over and foundered with all on board,

save three, the Captain standing on the bridge as she went down, crying

"Viva España." Two natives and a Spanish woman got clear of the ship

before she sucked them under, and floated about on an awning-pole

and a deck-table. Scarcely had the survivors got clear of one danger

before a shark swooped down on the Spanish woman, and, attracted by

her lighter color, bit off a limb. He paid no attention to the two

natives kicking out their feet near by, and, though neither of them

could swim a stroke, they managed to paddle ashore on their supports,

after being in the water two nights and a day.

These two men, the only survivors of the large passenger-list of

the Gravina, came into our office yesterday, and, after giving a

graphic description of the catastrophe, easily got us to loosen our

purse-strings. The accident is the worst that has occurred for many

a day, and there is a gloom over the whole city. The newspapers came

out with black borders, and many families are bereaved.

May 20th.

The more I see of these native servants, the more I appreciate that

they are great fabricators and excuse-makers. Your boy, for example,

every now and then wants an advance of five or ten dollars on his

salary. His father has just died, he tells you, and he needs the money

to pay for the saying of a mass for the repose of his soul. Then comes

another boy, who says that by his sister's marrying somebody or other

his aunt has become his grandmother, and he wants cinco pesos, to buy

her a present of a fighting-cock or something else. This matter of

relationship here in the Philippines is a most delicate one to keep

control of, and in the matter of deaths, births, and marriages among

your servants' relations it is very essential that you keep an accurate

list of the family tree, so that you may check up any tendency on their

part to kill off their fathers and mothers more than twice or three

times during the year for the purposes of self-aggrandizement. As an

example of this, my own boy actually had the cheek to ask me for the

loan of a dozen dollars to arrange for the repose of the soul of one

of his relatives I had once before assisted him to bury.

I seem to have gone a long way in my chronicles without speaking much

of the native "ladies" in Manila, and I owe them an apology. But one

of them the other day so swished her long pink calico train in front

of a pony that was cantering up to the club with a carromata in which

two of us were seated, that we were dumped out into a muddy rice-field

by the wayside. So the apology should be mutual. The costumes worn by

the women are far from simple and are made up of that brilliant skirt

with long train that is swished around and tucked into the belt in

front, the short white waist that, at times divorced from the skirt

below, has huge flaring sleeves of piña fibre which show the arms,

and the costly piña handkerchief which, folded on the diagonal,

encircles the neck. They wear no hats, often go without stockings,

and invariably walk as if they were carrying a pail of water on their

heads. They generally chew betelnuts, which color the mouth an ugly

red, smoke cigars, and put so much cocoanut-oil on their straight,

black hair that it is not pleasant to get to leeward of them in

an open tram-car. Otherwise they are generally the mothers of many

children and often play well on the harp.

I made a call on the local dentist yesterday, and found him sitting

on a wooden figure of St. Peter, carving some expression into the

face. I thought I had got into a carpenter's shop instead of a dental

establishment, and apologized for the intrusion. But the gentleman said

he was the dentist, and dropped his mallet and chisel to usher me into

his other operating-room. It is quite a jump from carving out features

of apostles to filling teeth, but on being assured that he had received

due instruction from an American dentist, I allowed him to proceed to

business. The whole operation lasted about seven and one-half minutes,

and by the time I had got out my dollar to pay him for the filling

I swallowed soon after, he was again at work on Biblical subjects.

All in all it doesn't pay to neglect one's health in the Philippines,

for the only English doctor that Manila boasts of has been here so

long that the climate has shrivelled up his memory. After he has

attended your serious case of fever or influenza for several days,

he will suddenly stroll in some morning and give you a sinking feeling

with the words:

"Oh, by the way, what is the matter with you?"

This is hardly comforting to one who considers himself a gone coon,

but in justice to our friend the medico, I must say he never displays

these symptoms to patients whose case is really getting desperate.

Tons and tons of water have been drunk up by the clouds of late,

and have just now begun to be unceremoniously dumped down upon flat

Manila, so that she has seemed likely to be washed into the sea. But

rain has been badly needed. A long heat has made many the worse for

wear, and the doctors have all said that unless the rain came soon,

an epidemic would probably break out.

Before the showers began, we improved the spare time of another Sunday

and bank-holiday by an aquatic excursion to some of the provincial

towns away across to the north side of Manila Bay. Don Capitan, the

purchaser of our fire-engine and the millionaire ship-owner who runs

several lines of steamers and store-houses, was our host, and invited

us to spend the days as his guests aboard the trim paddle-wheel

steamer that makes regular trips to the bay ports. Early on Sunday

morning we started from the quay in front of the big hemp-press,

and while the lower decks of the steamer were crowded with native

market-women, fishermen, and Chinese, the more sightly portions of

the upper promenade were reserved for us and provided with Vienna

chairs. Breakfast was served in a large chart-room connected with

the wheel-house, and was a fitting accompaniment to the fresh sail

out of the river through the shipping.

After discharging groups of passengers and freight into large

tree-trunk boats at several little villages, we came at noon to Orani,

the end of the outward run. The sister-in-law of the jet-black captain

owned the largest house in the village, and put it at our disposal. Our

advent had been heralded the day before, and a groaning table supported

a sumptuous repast.

There were four of us besides the half-caste family of the captain's

sister-in-law, and an old withered-up Spaniard who used to be governor

of the village. Various cats roamed around under the table, and on

top were toothpicks built up into cones, Spanish sausages, olives,

flowers, and fruit with an unpronounceable name, that looked like

freshly dug potatoes well covered with soil.

Beside each chair was a red clay jar, into which each participator

in the repast could from time to time transfer such articles as were

apparently unswallowable, and all around stood thick-lipped serving

boys, who looked as if they were only waiting to pour soup in one's

lap, or garlic gravy down one's neck. The feast began with soup,

and though the family could not well eat that with their knives,

they could the remaining courses. After soup came the puchero,

that mixture of beans, potatoes, cabbage, tough meat, pork, grass,

garlic, and grease, and I steeled myself for the fray. Next came

cooked hen with a limpid gravy accompaniment, and as the chicken had

been alive up to within a few moments of going into the kettle, the

question of attack was difficult. Then followed in succession cow's

tongue and roast goat, fish, salad with sliced tomatoes, and dessert

consisting of those fluffy affairs made of sugar and eggs which taste

like captivated sea-foam. As is always customary, cheese and fruit

were served together, but while a servant had to carry the fruit,

the cheese seemed inclined to walk around by itself.

In due season all the débris was removed. A boy went in pursuit of

the cheese and the table was cleared for strong coffee that looked

dangerous. The mortality, however, among the party was not great, and

all those who were able to get up from the table went to take a siesta.

At about four, we were awakened by the familiar noise coming from

the grinding of an ice-cream freezer, and afternoon tea, consisting

of chocolate, sandwiches, cakes and frozen pudding, was served half

an hour later. At five we were to take a drive along the shore in

the only two landaus that the place possessed, and since the padre

who lived close by in the big church had been good enough to lend us

one, we called on him in state, taking with us, for his refreshment,

a small caldron of ice-cream. His greeting was right cordial, and

after amusing us with stories of his many adventures, told in fluent

English, he dismissed us with his blessing.

Two of our party got into his carriage, while other two went in that

belonging to the governor of the town, and behind smart-stepping

ponies we bowled off up the road that led west along the Bay.

Old Malthus would have been interested to see the number of children

that exist in these provincial villages, and it really seemed as if at

least one hundred and two per cent. of the population were kids. About

eighteen infants could be seen leaning out of every window, in every

native hut, and in the streets, by-ways, and hedges they were thick

as locusts. Most of these children trailed little else than clouds

of glory, since clothes were scarce and expensive. An undershirt was

all that any of them seemed to wear, and only the dudes of the one

hundred and two per cent. wore that.

Much to our amusement, the loiterers by the wayside everywhere saluted

us with a "Buenos tardes, Padre," and it appeared that since the holy

father is the only one who drives regularly in a landau, the whole

population thought of course we must be he, or some of his saintly

brethren. And so we went until the gathering darkness compelled

a return to the starting-point. An elaborate supper, consisting

of hard-shelled crabs and other indigestibles, was followed by an

impromptu dance and musicale, and the evening ended in a burst of song.

Next morning the little steamer took us and a load of fish and

vegetables back to the capital.

July 6th.

Our modern journals, I know, rejoice to go into all the gruesome

details of crime and its punishment, and many of their readers take

as much morbid pleasure in poring over accounts of hangings, pictures

of the culprit, diagrams of his cell, and last conversations with the

jailer, as do the reporters in getting the information with which

to make up long, padded articles paid for by the column. I am not

morbidly curious myself, and trust you will not think I went to see

the capital punishment of two murderers for any other than purely

scientific reasons.

The two men who were executed on July 4th, just passed, were convicted

of chopping a Spaniard to pieces to get the few dollars which he kept

in his house, and to avenge themselves for harsh treatment. They were

nothing more than native boys, one twenty and the other twenty-two,

employed as servants in the family of the unfortunate victim. In

short, they were sentenced to death by the garrote, and to the

end of carrying out the decree a platform was erected in the open

parade-ground behind the Luneta. But the people in the neighborhood

objected. The women said they could not sleep from thinking over it,

and could not bear to have their children see the scaffold. General

Blanco was petitioned, and the place of execution was changed to a

broad avenue that leads down through the back part of Manila, by the

public slaughter-house. Surely the selection was appropriate.

On the fatal day, my colleague and I drove to the scene shortly after

sunrise, and crowds of people had already begun to come together

from the adjoining districts. Carriages of all classes rolled in from

all directions. Chinamen with cues, natives with their wives, women

with their infants, young girls and children, old men and maidens,

were all there, dressed in their best clothes.

I knew it would be useless to stand in the crowd, so I pushed over

toward a nipa hut, whose windows, which were filled with natives,

looked fairly out on the scaffold itself. In the name of my camera

I asked admittance, which was cordially accorded, since we were

"Ingleses," and on going to the upper floor we had a free view over

the crowd below toward the fatal platform, with its two posts to which

were attached two narrow seats. The crowd increased; they climbed

into bamboo-trees, which bent to the ground; they tried to surge up

on the lower framework of the house in which we were standing, and

only desisted as the proprietress slashed the encroachers right and

left with a bamboo-cane. The roofs of neighboring houses were black

with people, the windows swarmed, and the street below heaved. Our

hostess was pleasant, though fiery, and all she wanted in return for

our admission was a photograph of herself. The favor was granted,

and she gave us two chairs to sit in. The crowd increased, and the

guards had hard work keeping back the struggling mass. Every available

square inch of space was filled, and a sea of heads pulsated before us.

At last, cries of "aquí vienen" (here they come) arose, and the solemn

procession came into view after its long journey from the central jail,

over a mile away. First came the cavalry, then a group of priests,

among whom marched a man wearing an apron, carrying the sacred banner

of the Church, embroidered in black and gold. Next marched the prison

officials, and behind them came two small, open tip-carts, drawn by

ponies, in which travelled the condemned men, each supported by a

couple of priests who held crucifixes before their eyes, exhorting

them to confess and believe.

Following the carts, which were surrounded by a square of soldiers,

walked the executioner himself, a condemned criminal, but spared

from being executed by his choosing to accept the office of public

executioner. Last of all came a small company of soldiers, with

bayonetted guns, and the whole procession advanced to the foot of

the steps leading to the platform.

The garroting instrument seems to consist of a collar of brass,

whose front-piece opens on a hinge, and part of whose rear portion

is susceptible to being suddenly pushed forward by the impulse of a

big fourth-rate screw working through the post, something after the

system of a letter-press. The criminal sentenced to death is seated

on a small board attached to the upright, his neck is placed in the

brass collar, the front-piece is snapped to, and when all is ready, the

executioner merely gives the handle of the screw a complete turn. The

small moving back-piece in the collar is by this means suddenly

pushed forward against the top of the spine of the unfortunate,

and death comes instantaneously from the snapping of the spinal cord.

The executioners in Manila have always been themselves criminals,

and in breaking the spinal cords of their fellow-criminals, they

certainly pay a price for keeping their own vertebræ intact. Like

most men in their profession, however, they are well paid, and this

operator got sixteen dollars besides his regular monthly salary of

twenty, for each man on whom he turned the screw.

The sight of the unfortunate prisoners in the little carts, supported

by the priests, was pitiable in the extreme, and their faces bore

marks of unforgetable anguish. The priests ascended the platform,

and the man with the embroidered banner was careful to stand far away

at the side, for, according to the religious custom of the epoch,

a condemned man who merely happens to touch the standard of the

Church on his way to the scaffold cannot thereafter be executed,

but suffers only life imprisonment.

The executioner, in a derby hat, black coat, white breeches, and no

shoes, took his position behind the post at one side of the scaffold,

and the first victim was carried up out of the cart and seated on the

narrow bench. He was too weak to help himself or make resistance;

the black cloak was thrown over his shoulders, a rope tied around

his waist, the hood drawn down over his face, and the collar sprung

around his neck. Then, while two priests, with uncovered heads, held

their crucifixes up before him, and sprinkled holy water over the

hood and long, black death-robes, the chief prison official waved his

sword, the executioner gave the big screw-handle a sudden twist till

his arms crossed, and without a motion of any sort, except a slight

forward movement of the naked feet, the first of the condemned men

had solved the great problem.

The second poor wretch all the while cowered in the little cart, but

when his turn came he ascended the steps with more fortitude. After

he had put on the long black gown and hood, he seated himself on

the bench at the second post and the same process was repeated. But

the screw-thread seemed to be rusty, and one of the native officials

helped the executioner give the handle an additional turn, for which

he was promptly fined $20. The doctor tarried a few moments on the

scaffold, the priests read several prayers and shook holy water over

the immovable black-robed figures wedded to the posts, and then,

after one of the acolytes had nearly set fire to the flowing gown of

the head padre with his long candle, everyone descended.

The remnants of the procession returned to the prison, the troops

stationed themselves in a large hollow square around the scaffold, and

two dark, motionless figures locked to two posts were left in the hot

sun till noon, set out against the blue background of sky and clouds.

The crowds began to disperse, the young girls chatted and joked with

each other, the curious were satisfied, and the bamboo-trees were

left to lift their heads at leisure.

Thus began Manila's Fourth of July, and curiously enough, my watch

stopped and the cord-pull to my instantaneous camera broke just as

the screw was turned on the first man to be executed.

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