CHAPTER XXXIII.

LITERARY ABSTINENCE.

It is as much an art not to read as to read. With what pains, and thumps,

and whacks at school we first learned the way to put words together!

We did not mind so much being whipped by the schoolmaster for not knowing

how to read our lesson, but to have to go out ourselves and cut the hickory

switch with which the chastisement was to be inflicted seemed to us then,

as it does now, a great injustice.

Notwithstanding all our hard work in learning to read we find it quite as

hard now to learn how not to read. There are innumerable books and

newspapers from which one had better abstain.

There are but very few newspapers which it is safe to read all through,

though we know of one that it is best to peruse from beginning to end, but

modesty forbids us stating which one that is. In this day readers need as

never before to carry a sieve.

It requires some heroism to say you have not read such and such a book.

Your friend gives you a stare which implies your literary inferiority. Do

not, in order to answer the question affirmatively, wade through

indiscriminate slush.

We have to say that three-fourths of the novels of the day are a mental

depletion to those who read them. The man who makes wholesale denunciation

of notion pitches overboard "Pilgrim's Progress" and the parables of our

Lord. But the fact is that some of the publishing houses that once were

cautious about the moral tone of their books have become reckless about

every thing but the number of copies sold. It is all the same to them

whether the package they send out be corn starch, jujube paste or

hellebore. They wrap up fifty copies and mark them C.O.D. But if the

expressman, according to that mark, should collect on delivery all the

curses that shall come on the head of the publishing house which printed

them, he would break down his wagon and kill his horses with the load. Let

parents and guardians be especially watchful. Have a quarantine at your

front door for all books and newspapers. Let the health doctor go abroad

and see whether there is any sickness there before you let it come to

wharfage.

Whether young or old, be cautious about what you read in the newspapers.

You cannot day after day go through three columns of murder trial without

being a worse man than when you began. While you are trying to find out

whether Stokes was lying in wait for Fisk, Satan is lying in wait for you.

Skip that half page of divorce case. Keep out of the mud. The Burdell and

Sickles cases, through the unclean reading they afforded to millions of

people long ago, led their thousands into abandoned lives and pitched them

off the edge of a lost eternity. With so much healthful literature of all

sorts, there is no excuse for bringing your minds in contact with evil. If

there were a famine, there might be some reason for eating garbage, but the

land is full of bread. When we may, with our families, sit around the clean

warm fire-hearth of Christian knowledge, why go hunting in the ash barrels

for cinders?

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