CHAPTER XXXII.

LITERARY FELONY.

We have recently seen many elaborate discussions as to whether plagiarism

is virtuous or criminal--in other words, whether writers may steal. If a

minister can find a sermon better than any one he can make, why not preach

it? If an author can find a paragraph for his book better than any he can

himself manufacture, why not appropriate it?

That sounds well. But why not go further and ask, if a woman find a set of

furs better than she has in her wardrobe, why not take them? If a man find

that his neighbor has a cow full Alderney, while he has in his own yard

only a scrawny runt, why not drive home the Alderney? Theft is taking

anything that does not belong to you, whether it be sheep, oxen, hats,

coats or literary material.

Without attempting to point put the line that divides the lawful

appropriation of another's ideas from the appropriation of another's

phraseology, we have only to say that a literary man always knows when he

is stealing. Whether found out or not, the process is belittling, and a man

is through it blasted for this world and damaged for the next one. The ass

in the fable wanted to die because he was beaten so much, but after death

they changed his hide into a drum-head, and thus he was beaten more than

ever. So the plagiarist is so vile a cheat that there is not much chance

for him, living or dead. A minister who hopes to do good with each burglary

will no more be a successful ambassador to men than a foreign minister

despatched by our government to-day would succeed if he presented himself

at the court of St. James with the credentials that he stole from the

archives of those illustrious ex-ministers, James Buchanan or Benjamin

Franklin.

What every minister needs is a fresh message that day from the Lord. We

would sell cheap all our parchments of licensure to preach. God gives his

ministers a license every Sabbath and a new message. He sends none of us

out so mentally poor that we have nothing to furnish but a cold hash of

other people's sermons. Our haystack is large enough for all the sheep that

come round it, and there is no need of our taking a single forkful from any

other barrack. By all means use all the books you can get at, but devour

them, chew them fine and digest them, till they become a part of the blood

and bone of your own nature. There is no harm in delivering an oration or

sermon belonging to some one else provided you so announce it. Quotation

marks are cheap, and let us not be afraid to use them. Do you know why

"quotation" marks are made up of four commas, two at the head of the

paragraph adopted and two at the close of it? Those four commas mean that

you should stop four times before you steal anything.

If there were no question of morals involved, plagiarism is nevertheless

most perilous. There are a great many constables out for the arrest of such

defrauders. That stolen paragraph that you think will never be recognized

has been committed to memory by that old lady with green goggles in the

front pew. That very same brilliant passage you have just pronounced was

delivered by the clergyman who preached in that pulpit the Sabbath before:

two thieves met in one hen-roost. All we know of Doctor Hayward of Queen

Elizabeth's time is that he purloined from Tacitus. Be dishonest once in

this respect, and when you do really say something original and good the

world will cry out, "Yes, very fine! I always did like Joseph Addison!"

Sermons are successful not according to the head involved in them, but

according to the heart implied, and no one can feel aright while preaching

a literary dishonesty. Let us be content to wear our own coat, though the

nap on it is not quite as well looking, to ride on our own horse, though he

do not gallop as gracefully and will "break up" when others are passing.

There is a work for us all to do, and God gives us just the best tools to

do it. What folly to be hankering after our neighbor's chalk line and

gimlet!

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