CHAPTER LIX.

Journey to Poitou.--The Mayor and the Sheriffs of Orleans.--The

Marquise's Modesty.--The Serenade.--The Abbey of Fontevrault.--Family

Council.--Duchomania.--A Letter to the King.--The Bishop of

Poitiers.--The Young Vicar.--Rather Give Him a Regiment.--The Fete at the

Convent.--The Presentation.--The Revolt.--A Grand Example.

The Abbess of Fontevrault, who, when a mere nun, could never bear her

profession, now loved it with all her heart, doubtless because of the

authority and freedom which she possessed, being at liberty to go or come

at will, and as absolute mistress of her actions, accountable to no one

for these.

She sent me her confidential woman, one of the "travelling sisters" of

the community, to tell me privately that the Principality of Talmont was

going to be sold, and to offer me her help at this important juncture.

Her letter, duly tied up and sealed, begged me to be bold and use my

authority, if necessary, in order to induce the King at last to give his

approval and consent. "What!" she wrote, "my dear sister; you have given

birth to eight children, the youngest of which is a marvel, and you have

not yet got your reward. All your children enjoy the rank of prince, and

you, their mother, are exempt from such distinction! What is the King

thinking about? Does it add to his dignity, honour, and glory that you

should still be merely a petty marquise? I ask again, what is the King

thinking of?"

In conclusion my sister invited me to pay a visit to her charming abbey.

"We have much to tell you," said she, and "such brief absence is needful

to you, so as to test the King's affection. Your sort of temperament

suits him, your talk amuses him; in fact, your society is absolutely

essential to him; the distance from Versailles to Saumur would seem to

him as far off as the uttermost end of his kingdom. He will send courier

upon courier to you; each of his letters will be a sort of entreaty, and

you have only just got to express your firm intention and desire to be

created a duchess or a princess, and, my dear sister, it will forthwith

be done."

For two days I trained the travelling nun from Fontevrault in her part,

and then I suddenly presented her to the King. She had the honour of

explaining to his Majesty that she had left the Abbess sick and ailing,

and informed him that my sister was most anxious to see me again, and

that she hoped his Majesty would not object to my paying her a short

visit. For a moment the King hesitated; then he asked me if I thought

such a change of urgent necessity. I replied that the news of Madame de

Mortemart's ill-health had greatly affected me, and I promised not to be

away more than a week.

The King accordingly instructed the Marquis de Louvois--[Minister of War,

and inspector-General of Posts and Relays.]--to make all due arrangements

for my journey, and two days afterwards, my sister De Thianges, her

daughter the Duchesse de Nevers, and myself, set out at night for

Poitiers.

The royal relays took us as far as Orleans, after which we had

post-horses, but specially chosen and well harnessed. Couriers in

advance of us had given all necessary orders to the officials and

governors, so that we were provided with an efficient military escort

along the road, and were as safe as if driving through Paris.

At Orleans, the mayor and sheriffs in full dress presented themselves at

our carriage window, and were about to deliver an address "to please the

King;" but I thought such a proceeding ill-timed, and my niece De Nevers

told these magnates that we were travelling incognito.

Crowds collected below our balcony. Madame de Thianges thought they were

going to serenade me, but I distinctly heard sounds of hissing. My niece

De Nevers was greatly upset; she would eat no supper, but began to cry.

"What are you worrying about?" quoth I to this excitable young person.

"Don't you see that we are stopping the night on the estates of the

Princess Palatine,--[The boorish Bavarian princess, the Duc d'Orleans's

second wife. EDITOR'S NOTE.]--and that it is to her exquisite breeding

that we owe compliments of this kind?"

Next morning at daybreak we drove on, and the day after we reached

Fontevrault. The Abbess, accompanied by her entire community, came to

welcome us at the main gate, and her surpliced chaplains offered me holy

water.

After rest and refreshment, we made a detailed survey of her little

empire, and everywhere observed traces of her good management and tact.

Rules had been made more lenient, while not relaxed; the revenues had

increased; everywhere embellishments, contentment, and well-being were

noticeable.

After praising the Abbess as she deserved, we talked a little about the

Talmont principality. My sister was inconsolable. The Tremouilles had

come into property which restored their shattered fortunes; the

principality was no longer for sale; all thought of securing it must be

given up.

Strange to say, I at once felt consoled by such news. Rightly to explain

this feeling, I ought, perhaps, to make an avowal. A grand and brilliant

title had indeed ever been the object of my ambition; but I thought that

I deserved such a distinction personally, for my own sake, and I was

always wishing that my august friend would create a title specially in my

favour. I had often hinted at such a thing in various ways, and full as

he is of wit and penetration, he always listened to my covert

suggestions, and was perfectly aware of my desire. And yet,

magnificently generous as any mortal well could be, he never granted my

wish. Any one else but myself would have been tired, disheartened even;

but at Court one must never be discouraged nor give up the game. The

atmosphere is rife with vicissitude and change. Monotony would seem to

have made there its home; yet no day is quite like another. What one

hopes for is too long in coming; and what one never foresees on, a sudden

comes to pass.

We took counsel together as to the best thing to be done. Madame de

Thianges said to me: "My dear Athenais, you have the elegance of the

Mortemarts, the fine perception and ready wit that distinguishes them,

but strangely enough you have not their energy, nor the firm will

necessary for the conduct of weighty matters. The King does not treat

you like a great friend, like a distinguished friend, like the mother of

his son, the Duc du Maine; he treats you like a province that he has

conquered, on which he levies tax after tax; that is all. Pray

recollect, my sister, that for ten years you have played a leading part

on the grand stage. Your beauty, to my surprise, has been preserved to

you, notwithstanding your numerous confinements and the fatigues of your

position. Profit by the present juncture, and do not let the chance

slip. You must write to the King, and on some pretext or other, ask for

another week's leave. You must tell him plainly that you have been

marquise long enough, and that the moment has come at last for you to

have the 'imperiale', and sign your name in proper style."

[The distinctive mark of duchesses was the 'imperiale'; that is, a rich

and costly hammer-cloth of embroidered velvet, edged with gold, which

covered the roofs of ducal equipages.--EDITOR'S NOTE.]

Her advice was considered sound, but the Abbess, taking into account the

King's susceptibility, decided that it would not do for me to write

myself about a matter so important as this. The Marquise de Thianges, in

some way or other, had got the knack of plain speaking, so that a letter

of hers would be more readily excused. Thus it was settled that she

should write; and write she did. I give her letter verbatim, as it will

please my readers; and they will agree with me that I could never have

touched this delicate subject so happily myself.

SIRE:--Madame de Montespan had the honour of writing one or two notes to

you during our journey, and now she rests all day long in this vast and

pleasant abbey, where your Majesty's name is held in as great veneration

as elsewhere, being beloved as deeply as at Versailles. Madame de

Mortemart has caused one of the best portraits of your Majesty, done by

Mignard, to be brought hither from Paris, and this magnificent personage

in royal robes is placed beneath an amaranth-coloured dais, richly

embroidered with gold, at the extreme end of a vast hall, which bears the

name of our illustrious and well-beloved monarch. Your privileges are

great, in truth, Sire. Here you are, installed in this pious and

secluded retreat, where never mortal may set foot. Before you, beside

you daily, you may contemplate the multitude of modest virgins who look

at you and admire you, becoming all of them attached to you without

wishing it, perhaps without knowing it, even.

Surely, Sire, your penetration is a most admirable thing. After your

first interview with her, you considered our dear Abbess to be a woman of

capacity and talent. You rightly appreciated her, for nothing can be

compared to the perfect order that prevails in her house. She is active

and industrious without sacrificing her position and her dignity in the

slightest. Like yourself, she can judge of things in their entirety, and

examine them in every little detail; like yourself, she knows how to

command obedience and affection, desiring nothing but that which is just

and reasonable. In a word, Sire, Madame de Mortemart has the secret of

convincing her subordinates that she is acting solely in their interests,

a supreme mission, in sooth, among men; and my sister really has no other

desire nor ambition,--to this we can testify.

Upon our return, which for our liking can never be too soon, we will

acquaint your Majesty with the slight authorised mortification which we

had to put up with at Orleans. We are in possession of certain

information regarding this, and your Majesty will have ample means of

throwing a light upon the subject. As for the magistrates, they behaved

most wonderfully; they had an address all ready for us, but Madame de

Montespan would not listen to it, saying that "such honours are meet only

for you and for your children." Such modesty on my sister's part is in

keeping with her great intelligence; I had almost said her genius. But

in this matter I was not wholly of her opinion. It seemed to me, Sire,

that, in refusing the homage offered to her by these worthy magnates,

she, so to speak, disowned the rank ensured to her by your favour. While

the Marquise enjoys your noble affection, she is no ordinary personage.

She has her seat in your own Chapel Royal, so in travelling she has a

right to special honour. By your choice of her, you have made her

notable; in giving her your heart, you have made her a part of yourself.

By giving birth to your children, she has acquired her rank at Court, in

society, and in history. Your Majesty intends her to be considered and

respected; the escorts of cavalry along the highroads are sufficient

proof of that.

All France, Sire, is aware of your munificence and of your princely

generosity: Shall I tell you of the amazement of the provincials at

noticing that the ducal housings are absent from my sister's splendid

coach? Yes, I have taken upon myself to inform you of this surprise, and

knowing how greatly Athenais desires this omission to be repaired, I went

so far as to promise that your Majesty would cause this to be done

forthwith. It must be done, Sire; the Marquise loves you as much as it

is possible for you to be loved; of this, all that she has sacrificed is

a proof. But while dearly loving you, she fears to appear importunate,

and were it not for my respectful freedom of speech, perhaps you would

still be ignorant of that which she most fervently desires.

What we all three of us ask is but a slight thing for your Majesty, who,

with a single word, can create a thousand nobles and princes. The kings,

your ancestors, used their glory in making their lovers illustrious. The

Valois built temples and palaces in their honour. You, greater than all

the Valois, should not let their example suffice. And I am sure that you

will do for the mother of the Duc du Maine what the young prince himself

would do for her if you should happen to forget.

Your Majesty's most humble servant, "MARQUISE DE THIANGES."

To the Abbess and myself; this ending seemed rather too sarcastic, but

Madame de Thianges was most anxious to let it stand. There was no way of

softening or glossing it over; so the letter went off, just as she had

written it.

It so happened that the Bishop of Poitiers was in his diocese at the

time. He came to pay me a visit, and ask me if I could get an abbey for

his nephew, who, though extremely young, already acted as vicar-general

for him. "I would willingly get him a whole regiment," I replied,

"provided M. de Louvois be of those that are my friends. As for the

benefices, they depend, as you know, upon the Pere de la Chaise, and I

don't think he would be willing to grant me a favour."

"Permit me to assure you, madame, that in this respect you are in error,"

replied the Bishop. "Pere de la Chaise respects you and honours you, and

only speaks of you in such terms. What distresses him is to see that you

have an aversion for him. Let me write to him, and say that my nephew

has had the honour of being presented to you, and that you hoped he might

have a wealthy abbey to enable him to bear the privations of his

calling."

The young vicar-general was good-looking, and of graceful presence. He

had that distinction of manner which causes the priesthood to be held in

honour, and that amenity of address which makes the law to be obeyed. My

sisters began to take a fancy to him, and recommended him to me. I wrote

to Pere de la Chaise myself, and instead of a mere abbey, we asked for a

bishopric for him.

It was my intention to organise a brilliant fete for the Fontevrault

ladies, and invite all the nobility of the neighbourhood. We talked of

this to the young vicar, who highly approved of my plan, and albeit

monsieur his uncle thought such a scheme somewhat contrary to rule and to

what he termed the proprieties, we made use of his nephew, the young

priest, as a lever; and M. de Poitiers at last consented to everything.

The Fontevrault gardens are one of the most splendid sights in all the

country round. We chose the large alley as our chief entertainment-hall,

and the trees were all illuminated as in my park at Clagny, or at

Versailles. There was no dancing, on account of the nuns, but during our

repast there was music, and a concert and fireworks afterwards. The fete

ended with a performance of "Genevieve de Brabant," a grand spectacular

pantomime, played to perfection by certain gentry of the neighbourhood;

it made a great impression upon all the nuns and novices.

Before going down into the gardens, the Abbess wished to present me

formally to all the nuns, as well as to those persons it had pleased her

to invite. Imagine her astonishment! Three nuns were absent, and

despite our entreaties and the commands of their superiors, they

persisted in their rebellion and their refusal. They set up to keep

rules before all things, and observe the duties of their religion, lying

thus to their Abbess and their conscience. It was all mere spite. Of

this there can be no doubt, for one of these refractory creatures, as it

transpired, was a cousin of the Marquis de Lauzun, my so-called victim;

while the other two were near relatives of Mademoiselle de Mauldon, an

intimate friend of M. de Meaux.

In spite of these three silly absentees, we enjoyed ourselves greatly,

and had much innocent amusement; while they, who could watch us from

their windows, were probably mad with rage to think they were not of our

number.

My sister complained of them to the Bishop of Poitiers, who severely

blamed them for such conduct; and seeing that he could not induce them to

offer me an apology, sent them away to three different convents.

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