II

The big bays swung to the brow of the hill with ease, and dashed

into a small circular clearing, where a quaint little two-story

building, with a mossy watering-trough out in front, nestled under

the shade of majestic old trees that reared their brown and scarlet

crowns proudly into the sky. A long, low porch ran across the front

of the structure, and a complaining sign hung out announcing, in

dim, weather-flecked letters on a cracked board, that this was the

“Tutt House.” A gray-headed man, in brown overalls and faded blue

jumper, stood on the porch and shook his fist at the stage as it

whirled by.

“What a delightfully old-fashioned inn!” exclaimed the pretty

daughter. “How I should like to stop there over night!”

“You would probably wish yourself away before morning, Evelyn,”

replied her mother indifferently. “No doubt it would be a mere

siege of discomfort.”

The blonde matron turned to her husband. The pretty daughter had

been looking at the picturesque “inn” between the heads of this

lady and her son.

“Edward, please pull down the shade behind me,” she directed.

“There is quite a draught from that broken window.”

The pretty daughter bit her lip. The brunette matron continued to

stare at the shade in the exact spot upon which her gaze had been

before directed, and she never quivered an eyelash. The young man

seemed very uncomfortable, and he tried to look his apologies to

the pretty daughter, but she could not see him now, not even if her

eyes had been all corners.

They were bowling along through another avenue of trees when the

driver suddenly shouted, “Whoa there!”

The horses were brought up with a jerk that was well nigh fatal to

the assortment of dignity inside the coach. A loud roaring could

be heard, both ahead and in the rear, a sharp splitting like a

fusillade of pistol shots, then a creaking and tearing of timbers.

The driver bent suddenly forward.

“Gid ap!” he cried, and the horses sprang forward with a lurch.

He swung them around a sharp bend with a skillful hand and poised

his weight above the brake as they plunged at terrific speed down

a steep grade. The roaring was louder than ever now, and it became

deafening as they suddenly emerged from the thick underbrush at the

bottom of the declivity.

“Caught, by gravy!” ejaculated the driver, and, for the second

time, he brought the coach to an abrupt stop.

“Do see what is the matter, Ralph,” said the blonde matron

impatiently.

Thus commanded, the young man swung out and asked the driver about

it.

“Paintsville dam’s busted,” he was informed. “I been a-lookin’ fer

it this many a year, an’ this here freshet done it. You see the

holler there? Well, they’s ten foot o’ water in it, an’ it had ort

to be stone dry. The bridge is tore out behind us, an’ we’re stuck

here till that water runs out. We can’t git away till to-morry,

anyways.”

He pointed out the peculiar topography of the place, and Ralph got

back in the coach.

“We’re practically on a flood-made island,” he exclaimed, with one

eye on the pretty daughter, “and we shall have to stop over night

at that quaint, old-fashioned inn we passed a few moments ago.”

The pretty daughter’s eyes twinkled, and he thought he caught a

swift, direct gleam from under the long lashes—but he was not sure.

“Dear me, how annoying,” said the blonde matron, but the brunette

matron still stared, without the slightest trace of interest in

anything else, at the infinitesimal spot she had selected on the

affronting window-shade.

The two men gave sighs of resignation, and cast carefully concealed

glances at each other, speculating on the possibility of a cigar

and a glass, and maybe a good story or two, or possibly even a game

of poker after the evening meal. Who could tell what might or might

not happen?

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