By George Randolph Chester (1869- )

I

Just as the stage rumbled over the rickety old bridge, creaking

and groaning, the sun came from behind the clouds that had frowned

all the way, and the passengers cheered up a bit. The two richly

dressed matrons who had been so utterly and unnecessarily oblivious

to the presence of each other now suspended hostilities for the

moment by mutual and unspoken consent, and viewed with relief the

little, golden-tinted valley and the tree-clad road just beyond.

The respective husbands of these two ladies exchanged a mere

glance, no more, of comfort. They, too, were relieved, though more

by the momentary truce than by anything else. They regretted very

much to be compelled to hate each other, for each had reckoned up

his vis-à-vis as a rather proper sort of fellow, probably a man of

some achievement, used to good living and good company.

Extreme iciness was unavoidable between them, however. When one

stranger has a splendidly preserved blonde wife and the other a

splendidly preserved brunette wife, both of whom have won social

prominence by years of hard fighting and aloofness, there remains

nothing for the two men but to follow the lead, especially when

directly under the eyes of the leaders.

The son of the blonde matron smiled cheerfully as the welcome light

flooded the coach.

He was a nice-looking young man, of about twenty-two, one might

judge, and he did his smiling, though in a perfectly impersonal

and correct sort of manner, at the pretty daughter of the brunette

matron. The pretty daughter also smiled, but her smile was demurely

directed at the trees outside, clad as they were in all the flaming

glory of their autumn tints, glistening with the recent rain and

dripping with gems that sparkled and flashed in the noonday sun as

they fell.

It is marvelous how much one can see out of the corner of the eye,

while seeming to view mere scenery.

The driver looked down, as he drove safely off the bridge, and

shook his head at the swirl of water that rushed and eddied, dark

and muddy, close up under the rotten planking; then he cracked his

whip, and the horses sturdily attacked the little hill.

Thick, overhanging trees on either side now dimmed the light again,

and the two plump matrons once more glared past the opposite

shoulders, profoundly unaware of each other. The husbands took on

the politely surly look required of them. The blonde son’s eyes

still sought the brunette daughter, but it was furtively done and

quite unsuccessfully, for the daughter was now doing a little

glaring on her own account. The blonde matron had just swept her

eyes across the daughter’s skirt, estimating the fit and material

of it with contempt so artistically veiled that it could almost be

understood in the dark.

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