Such hybrids as Philadelphia drunken women, "between hogs and

policemen," must be extremely disagreeable objects, and we are glad to

learn that they are nearly extinct. Here we are much worse off. Rowdy

characters, that may well be compared to "hogs," but are not often to

be seen "between policemen," are far too plentiful in New-York, and the

sooner they are "exterminated" the better.

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By a Broom.

Nassau street is in such a filthy condition as to suggest a change of

its name to Nausea Street.

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Radical Ames.

To be Military Commander, and then United States Senator from

Mississippi.

A.T. Stewart & Co. HAVE OPENED THEIR STORE,

COVERING THE ENTIRE SQUARE BOUNDED BY BROADWAY, Fourth Avenue, Ninth and

Tenth Streets,

AND ARE DAILY REPLENISHING ALL THE VARIOUS STOCKS WITH

ELEGANT NOVELTIES, Imported and Selected Expressly for the Occasion.

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A.T. Stewart & Co. HAVE OPENED 5 Cases Extra Quality

_FRENCH PLAID BAREGES,_ Only 25 cents per Yard.

ALSO

FRENCH AND IRISH POPLINS, PARIS MADE

SILK FOULARDS AND BAREGE DRESSES, SOME VERY ELEGANT.

Ladies' Paris-Made Hats, Bonnets, Feathers, Flowers, etc.

BROADWAY, Fourth Ave., Ninth and Tenth Sts.

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Extraordinary Bargains IN CARPETS.

A.T. Stewart & Co.

ARE OFFERING

5 Frame English Brussels at $2 per Yard. Tapestry English Brussels at

$1.50 per Yd. Velvets at $2.50 and $2.75 per Yard. Royal Wiltons at

$2.50 and $3 per Yard. Moquettes and Axminsters at $3.50 and $4.

INGRAINS, THREE-PLYS, Etc., AT GREAT REDUCED PRICES.

ELEGANT NOVELTIES RECEIVED BY EVERY STEAMER.

BROADWAY, Fourth Avenue, and Tenth Street.

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RED AS A ROSE IS SHE.

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D.A. & Co. have just published:

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REPTILES AND BIRDS: A POPULAR ACCOUNT OF THEIR VARIOUS ORDERS, WITH A

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NEW-YORK.

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OFFICE OF

PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING CO.,

83 Nassau Street.

[P.O. Box 2783.]

PUNCHINELLO.

APRIL 16, 1870.

[Illustration: ALARMING APPARITION OF SACHEM TWEED, TO A COMMITTEE OF

THE YOUNG DEMOCRACY.

_(Commissioner McLean was the only one of the fugitives our Artist could

catch, the rest having vanished around the corner.)_]

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Harper's Periodicals.

Magazine. Weekly. Bazar.

Subscription Price, $4 per year each. $10 for the three.

An Extra Copy of either the MAGAZINE, WEEKLY, or BAZAR will be supplied

gratis for every Club of Five Subscribers at $4 each, in one remittance;

or Six Copies for $20.

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HARPER'S CATALOGUE

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HARPER & BROTHERS, New-York.

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PUNCHINELLO:

TERMS TO CLUBS.

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WE OFFER AS PREMIUMS FOR CLUBS

FIRST: DANA BICKFORD'S PATENT FAMILY SPINNER, The most complete and

desirable machine ever yet introduced for spinning purposes.

SECOND: BICKFORD'S CROCHET AND FANCY WORK MACHINES. These beautiful

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should have one, as they can make every conceivable kind of crochet or

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machines. No. 1. with finely finished Oiled Walnut Table and Cover,

complete, price, $75. No. 2, same machine without the button hole parts,

etc., price, $60.

WE WILL SEND THE

Family Spinner, price, $8, for 4 subscribers and $16.

No. 1 Crochet, " 8, " 4 " " 16.

" 2 " " 15, " 6 " " 24.

" 1 Automatic Knitter, 72 needles, " 30, " 12 " " 48.

" 2 " " 84 " " 33, " 13 " " 52.

No. 3 " " 100 needles, price $37, for 15 subscribers and $60.

" 4 " " 2 cylinders

1 72 needles )" 40, " 16 " " 64.

1 100 needles)

No. 1. American Buttonhole and Overseaming Machine, price, $75, for

20 subscribers and $120. No. 1. American Buttonhole and Overseaming

Machine, without buttonhole parts, etc., price $60, for 25 subscribers

and $100.

Descriptive Circulars

Of all these machines will be sent upon application to this office, and

full instructions for working them will be sent to purchasers.

Parties getting up Clubs preferring cash to premiums, may deduct

seventy-five cents upon each full subscription sent for four subscribers

and upward, and after the first remittance for four subscribers may send

single names as they obtain them, deducting the commission.

Remittances should be made in Post-Office Orders, Bank Checks, or Drafts

on New-York City; or if these cannot be obtained, then by Registered

Letters, which any post-master will furnish. Charges on money sent by

express must be prepaid, or the net amount only will be credited.

Directions for shipping machines must be full and explicit, to prevent

error. In sending subscriptions give address, with Town, County, and

State. The postage on this paper will be twenty cents per year, payable

quarterly in advance, at the place where it is received. Subscribers

in the British Provinces will remit twenty cents in addition to

subscription.

All communications, remittances, etc., to be addressed to: PUNCHINELLO

PUBLISHING COMPANY P.O. Box 2783. No. 83 Nassau Street, New-York.

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