CHAPTER IX.

ROSSINI AND THE COMIC IN MUSIC.

No composer has written more lively, more graceful comedy music than

Rossini. But, except _Il Figlio per Azzardo_, with its high notes for

low voices, its low voices for high notes, its ludicrous accompaniments,

and its grotesque instruments of percussion in the shape of metal

lamp-shades tapped with violin bows, Rossini never wrote music which,

comic or serious, was not charming; and _Il Figlio per Azzardo_ was

nothing but a practical joke played for the benefit of an unreasonable

and impolite manager. It may be interesting to consider in what the

musical comic really consists.

The aesthetics of music have been much neglected; and no one, so far as I

know, has yet attempted to explain or even to define the comic in music.

Everything, it may be roughly said, is comic that makes one laugh; and

if this be the case, then, between comic music and music so utterly bad

as to be ludicrous and absurd, there should be no great difference. The

intention, however, of the composer must count for something, and one

cannot accept as comic music which is simply played or sung very much

out of tune. Many persons disbelieve altogether in comic music. Lively,

brilliant music is admirable, and commends itself to every taste. But

comic music is for the most part as objectionable as comic women, than

which nothing much more objectionable can well be imagined. It is the

province of music to charm, to fascinate, to call up visions of delight,

but not to cause fits of laughter. It may be questioned, moreover,

whether laughter, or even the least tendency to laugh, can be provoked

by music, so long as it is composed and executed according to the rules

of art. A comic poem, a comic picture, may be a masterpiece of artistic

expression, but it is difficult to imagine a perfect musical composition

which would afford matter for merriment. Gounod's _Funeral March for a

Marionette_ is a graceful, melodious piece of music, in which there is

nothing comic but the title. No one would find it in the slightest

degree amusing but for the description of the incidents it is supposed

to illustrate, which is usually printed in the programmes of concerts

where the said funeral march is to be performed. In the old-fashioned

Italian operas of the buffo type there are plenty of chattering songs in

which the humour, such as it is, consists in the words being uttered so

rapidly that any greater rapidity of utterance would seem to be

impossible. Here some little amusement may be caused by witnessing the

efforts of the buffo singer or singers--for there are often two or three

of them chattering at once--to overcome such difficulties as have been

deliberately put forward for that purpose by the composer. If this,

however, be humour, it is humour of a very mean order, on a par with

that of "Peter Piper pecked a peck of pepper," and other verbal devices

for testing the power of a speaker to speak rapidly and at the same

time distinctly. In Paisiello's _Barber of Seville_ there was a comic

piece for two fantastic and quite episodical characters, borrowed from

Beaumarchais' comedy (where, as already mentioned, Rossini took good

care to leave them), of whom one, La Jeunesse, sneezed, while the other,

L'Eveille, yawned, in the presence of old Bartolo. It may be very funny

to sneeze and to yawn, but such fun as therein lies can scarcely be said

to be of a musical character.

Much, indeed, that is considered comic in music possesses the same sort

of drollery that belongs in comic writing to grammatical errors, or to

mistakes in spelling. Romberg's _Toy Symphony_, in which, with the usual

orchestral basis, solo instruments of a burlesque character, such as the

rattle, the penny trumpet, the child's drum, and so on, are from time to

time introduced, is surprisingly funny. But with the first feeling of

surprise the fun also vanishes; for the humour in this, as in all other

toy symphonies, consists only in giving good music to bad instruments.

If Romberg's symphony were played throughout with instruments of the

best make in the parts written for the "toys," no one not previously

acquainted with the work would imagine for a moment that it was intended

to be amusing. In Mozart's _Musical Joke_, again, the joke consists in

the instruments coming in at wrong places, executing inappropriate

phrases, and playing out of tune. There are elements of beauty in the

work, as in everything that Mozart composed; but the humour of the piece

is akin to that of those American humourists of whom one of the most

remarkable was not ashamed to complain of "Mr. Chaucer" that he could

not spell. A composer may easily produce a laugh if he will only

condescend to an absurdity so easy to realise, by causing a pretentious

introduction to be followed by a trivial tune; or he may produce a

genuine burlesque effect by imitating with characteristic exaggeration

the style of some other composer; or he may show a certain wit by means

of musical allusions, as Mozart has done in the supper scene of _Don

Giovanni_, where Don Juan's private band is made to play "Non piu

andrai," in order that Leporello may refer to the fact of its not having

been quite appreciated when it was first heard. But without Leporello's

spoken (or declaimed) words it would occur to no one that there was

anything amusing in introducing into one opera an air from another.

Of the music suitable to comedy Rossini was undoubtedly a master; and in

such music the _Barber of Seville_ abounds. But though the most

characteristic air in the whole opera, Figaro's "Largo al fattotum," is

bright, gay, joyful, impulsive, one cannot say that it is comic. Heard

for the first time apart from the words, it would cause no one to laugh,

nor even, except as the expression of musical satisfaction, to smile.

Rossini could write very comic music indeed when he pleased. He knew

well enough, however, that he was writing bad music at the time. He

launched into all sorts of extravagances, and introduced some effects in

which, as we have already seen, musical instruments, properly so called,

had no part.

Meyerbeer, in his highly but sometimes almost grotesque orchestral

effects, has approached the very verge of burlesque music such as

Rossini, in the little opera referred to, deliberately wrote. The simple

motive, for instance, of the march in _Robert le Diable_ is given, when

introduced for the first time, to four kettledrums. A four-note melody

executed on four kettledrums would in a burlesque have excited roars of

laughter. Jessica was "never merry when she heard sweet music." But

sweet music is one thing, and grotesque music another. It is easier,

indeed, to speak of comic music than to define it accurately, or to cite

specimens that will bear analysis.

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