If mid your foolish change of names
Your ruler takes it ill
That, spoiling all his cherished aims,
Calais is Calais still,
Sir, there's a name supremely pat
Lies ready to your hand;
Call it, and let it rest at that,
The Never Never Land.
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"There is a curious discrepancy in the reports of the Kaiser's
New Year message to his forces that have reached London."
_Irish Times._
The KAISER has been misled. They have not reached London.
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