CHAPTER XLI

The war this year proceeded much as before. M. d'Orleans went to Spain

again. Before taking the field he stopped at Madrid to arrange matters.

There he found nothing prepared, and every thing in disorder. He was

compelled to work day after day, for many hours, in order to obtain the

most necessary supplies. This is what accounted for a delay which was

maliciously interpreted at Paris into love for the Queen. M. le Duc was

angry at the idleness in which he was kept; even Madame la Duchesse, who

hated him, because she had formerly loved him too well, industriously

circulated this report, which was believed at Court, in the city, even in

foreign countries, everywhere, save in Spain, where the truth was too

well known. It was while he was thus engaged that he gave utterance to a

pleasantry that made Madame de Maintenon and Madame des Ursins his two

most bitter enemies for ever afterwards.

One evening he was at table with several French and Spanish gentlemen,

all occupied with his vexation against Madame des Ursins, who governed

everything, and who had not thought of even the smallest thing for the

campaign. The supper and the wine somewhat affected M. d'Orleans. Still

full of his vexation, he took a glass, and, looking at the company, made

an allusion in a toast to the two women, one the captain, the other the

lieutenant, who governed France and Spain, and that in so coarse and yet

humorous a manner, that it struck at once the imagination of the guests.

No comment was made, but everybody burst out laughing, sense of drollery

overcoming prudence, for it was well known that the she-captain was

Madame de Maintenon, and the she-lieutenant Madame des Ursins. The

health was drunk, although the words were not repeated, and the scandal

was strange.

Half an hour at most after this, Madame des Ursins was informed of what

had taken place. She knew well who were meant by the toast, and was

transported with rage. She at once wrote an account of the circumstance

to Madame de Maintenon, who, for her part, was quite as furious. 'Inde

ira'. They never pardoned M. d'Orleans, and we shall see how very nearly

they succeeded in compassing his death. Until then, Madame de Maintenon

had neither liked nor disliked M. d'Orleans. Madame des Ursins had

omitted nothing in order to please him. From that moment they swore the

ruin of this prince. All the rest of the King's life M. d'Orleans did

not fail to find that Madame de Maintenon was an implacable and cruel

enemy. The sad state to which she succeeded in reducing him influenced

him during all the rest of his life. As for Madame des Ursins, he soon

found a change in her manner. She endeavoured that everything should

fail that passed through his hands. There are some wounds that can never

be healed; and it must be admitted that the Duke's toast inflicted one

especially of that sort. He felt this; did not attempt any

reconciliation; and followed his usual course. I know not if he ever,

repented of what he had said, whatever cause he may have had, so droll

did it seem to him, but he has many times spoken of it since to me,

laughing with all his might. I saw all the sad results which might arise

from his speech, and nevertheless, while reproaching M. d'Orleans, I

could not help laughing myself, so well, so simply; and so wittily

expressed was his ridicule of the government on this and the other side

of the Pyrenees.

At last, M. le Duc d'Orleans found means to enter upon his campaign, but

was so ill-provided, that he never was supplied with more than a

fortnight's subsistence in advance. He obtained several small successes;

but these were more than swallowed up by a fatal loss in another

direction. The island of Sardinia, which was then under the Spanish

Crown, was lost through the misconduct of the viceroy, the Duke of

Veragua, and taken possession of by the troops of the Archduke. In the

month of October, the island of Minorca also fell into the hands of the

Archduke. Port Mahon made but little resistance; so that with this

conquest and Gibraltar, the English found themselves able to rule in the

Mediterranean, to winter entire fleets there, and to blockade all the

ports of Spain upon that sea. Leaving Spain in this situation, let us

turn to Flanders.

Early in July, we took Ghent and Bruges by surprise, and the news of

these successes was received with the most unbridled joy at

Fontainebleau. It appeared easy to profit by these two conquests,

obtained without difficulty, by passing the Escaut, burning Oudenarde,

closing the country to the enemies, and cutting them off from all

supplies. Ours were very abundant, and came by water, with a camp that

could not be attacked. M. de Vendome agreed to all this; and alleged

nothing against it. There was only one difficulty in the way; his

idleness and unwillingness to move from quarters where he was

comfortable. He wished to enjoy those quarters as long as possible, and

maintained, therefore, that these movements would be just as good if

delayed. Monseigneur le Duc de Bourgogne maintained on the contrary,

with all the army--even the favourites of M. de Vendome--that it would be

better to execute the operation at once, that there was no reason for

delay, and that delay might prove disastrous. He argued in vain.

Vendome disliked fatigue and change of quarters. They interfered with

the daily life he was accustomed to lead, and which I have elsewhere

described. He would not move.

Marlborough clearly seeing that M. de Vendome did not at once take

advantage of his position, determined to put it out of his power to do

so. To reach Oudenarde, Marlborough had a journey to make of twenty-five

leagues. Vendome was so placed that he could have gained it in six

leagues at the most. Marlborough put himself in motion with so much

diligence that he stole three forced marches before Vendome had the

slightest suspicion or information of them. The news reached him in

time, but he treated it with contempt according to his custom, assuring

himself that he should outstrip the enemy by setting out the next

morning. Monseigneur le Duc de Bourgogne pressed him to start that

evening; such as dared represented to him the necessity and the

importance of doing so. All was vain--in spite of repeated information

of the enemy's march. The neglect was such that bridges had not been

thought of for a little brook at the head of the camp, which it was

necessary to cross.

On the next day, Wednesday, the 11th of July, a party of our troops,

under the command of Biron, which had been sent on in advance to the

Escaut, discovered, after passing it as they could, for the bridges were

not yet made, all the army of the enemy bending round towards them, the

rear of their columns touching at Oudenarde, where they also had crossed.

Biron at once despatched a messenger to the Princes and to M. de Vendome

to inform them of this, and to ask for orders. Vendome, annoyed by

information so different to what he expected, maintained that it could

not be true. As he was disputing, an officer arrived from Biron to

confirm the news; but this only irritated Vendome anew, and made him more

obstinate. A third messenger arrived, and then M. de Vendome, still

affecting disbelief of the news sent him, flew in a passion, but

nevertheless mounted his horse, saying that all this was the work of the

devil, and that such diligence was impossible. He sent orders to Biron

to attack the enemy, promising to support him immediately. He told the

Princes, at the same time, to gently follow with the whole of the army,

while he placed himself at the head of his columns, and pushed on briskly

to Biron.

Biron meanwhile placed his troops as well as he could, on ground very

unequal and much cut up. He wished to execute the order he had received,

less from any hopes of success in a combat so vastly disproportioned than

to secure himself from the blame of a general so ready to censure those

who did not follow his instructions. But he was advised so strongly not

to take so hazardous a step, that he refrained. Marechal Matignon, who

arrived soon after, indeed specially prohibited him from acting.

While this was passing, Biron heard sharp firing on his left, beyond the

village. He hastened there, and found an encounter of infantry going on.

He sustained it as well as he could, whilst the enemy were gaining ground

on the left, and, the ground being difficult (there was a ravine there),

the enemy were kept at bay until M. de Vendome came up. The troops he

brought were all out of breath. As soon as they arrived, they threw

themselves amidst the hedges, nearly all in columns, and sustained thus

the attacks of the enemies, and an engagement which every moment grew

hotter, without having the means to arranging themselves in any order.

The columns that arrived from time to time to the relief of these were as

out of breath as the others; and were at once sharply charged by the

enemies; who, being extended in lines and in order, knew well how to

profit by our disorder. The confusion was very great: the new-comers had

no time to rally; there was a long interval between the platoons engaged

and those meant to sustain them; the cavalry and the household troops

were mixed up pell-mell with the infantry, which increased the disorder

to such a point that our troops no longer recognised each other. This

enabled the enemy to fill up the ravine with fascines sufficient to

enable them to pass it, and allowed the rear of their army to make a

grand tour by our right to gain the head of the ravine, and take us in

flank there.

Towards this same right were the Princes, who for some time had been

looking from a mill at so strange a combat, so disadvantageously

commenced. As soon as our troops saw pouring down upon them others much

more numerous, they gave way towards their left with so much promptitude

that the attendants of the Princes became mixed up with their masters,--

and all were hurried away towards the thick of the fight, with a rapidity

and confusion that were indecent. The Princes showed themselves

everywhere, and in places the most exposed, displaying much valour and

coolness, encouraging the men, praising the officers, asking the

principal officers what was to be done, and telling M. de Vendome what

they thought.

The inequality of the ground that the enemies found in advancing, after

having driven in our right, enabled our them to rally and to resist. But

this resistance was of short duration. Every one had been engaged in

hand-to-hand combats; every one was worn out with lassitude and despair

of success, and a confusion so general and so unheard-of. The household

troops owed their escape to the mistake of one of the enemy's officers,

who carried an order to the red coats, thinking them his own men. He was

taken, and seeing that he was about to share the peril with our troops,

warned them that they were going to be surrounded. They retired in some

disorder, and so avoided this.

The disorder increased, however, every moment. Nobody recognised his

troop. All were pell-mell, cavalry, infantry, dragoons; not a battalion,

not a squadron together, and all in confusion, one upon the other.

Night came. We had lost much ground, one-half of the army had not

finished arriving. In this sad situation the Princes consulted with M.

de Vendome as to what was to be done. He, furious at being so terribly

out of his reckoning, affronted everybody. Monseigneur le Duc de

Bourgogne wished to speak; but Vendome intoxicated with choler and

authority; closed his mouth, by saying to him in an imperious voice

before everybody, "That he came to the army only on condition of obeying

him." These enormous words, pronounced at a moment in which everybody

felt so terribly the weight of the obedience rendered to his idleness and

obstinacy, made everybody tremble with indignation. The young Prince to

whom they were addressed, hesitated, mastered himself, and kept silence.

Vendome went on declaring that the battle was not lost--that it could be

recommenced the next morning, when the rest of the army had arrived, and

so on. No one of consequence cared to reply.

From every side soon came information, however, that the disorder was

extreme. Pursegur, Matignon, Sousternon, Cheladet, Purguyon, all brought

the same news. Vendome, seeing that it was useless to resist, all this

testimony, and beside himself with rage, cried, "Oh, very well,

gentlemen! I see clearly what you wish. We must retire, then;" and

looking at Monseigneur le Duc de Bourgogne, he added, "I know you have

long wished to do so, Monseigneur."

These words, which could not fail to be taken in a double sense, were

pronounced exactly as I relate them, and were emphasized in a manner to

leave no doubt as to their signification. Monseigneur le Duc de

Bourgogne remained silent as before, and for some time the silence was

unbroken. At last, Pursegur interrupted it, by asking how the retreat

was to be executed. Each, then, spoke confusedly. Vendome, in his turn,

kept silence from vexation or embarrassment; then he said they must march

to Ghent, without adding how, or anything else.

The day had been very fatiguing; the retreat was long and perilous. The

Princes mounted their horses, and took the road to Ghent. Vendome set

out without giving any orders, or seeing to anything. The general

officers returned to their posts, and of themselves gave the order to

retreat. Yet so great was the confusion, that the Chevalier Rosel,

lieutenant-general, at the head of a hundred squadrons, received no

orders. In the morning he found himself with his hundred squadrons,

which had been utterly forgotten. He at once commenced his march; but to

retreat in full daylight was very difficult, as he soon found. He had to

sustain the attacks of the enemy during several hours of his march.

Elsewhere, also, the difficulty of retreating was great. Fighting went

on at various points all night, and the enemy were on the alert. Some of

the troops of our right, while debating as to the means of retreat, found

they were about to be surrounded by the enemy. The Vidame of Amiens saw

that not a moment was to be lost. He cried to the light horse, of which

he was captain, "Follow me," and pierced his way through a line of the

enemy's cavalry. He then found himself in front of a line of infantry,

which fired upon him, but opened to give him passage. At the same

moment, the household troops and others, profiting by a movement so bold,

followed the Vidame and his men, and all escaped together to Ghent, led

on by the Vidame, to whose sense and courage the safety of these troops

was owing.

M. de Vendome arrived at Ghent, between seven and eight o'clock in the

morning. Even at this moment he did not forget his disgusting habits,

and as soon as he set foot to ground.... in sight of all the troops as

they came by,--then at once went to bed, without giving any orders, or

seeing to anything, and remained more than thirty hours without rising,

in order to repose himself after his fatigues. He learnt that

Monseigneur de Bourgogne and the army had pushed on to Lawendeghem; but

he paid no attention to it, and continued to sup and to sleep at Ghent

several days running, without attending to anything.

Memoirs of Louis XIV and His Court and of the Regency — Volume 06 · 第 3 / 8 章