The ode goes on as follows;--

Fostered she was with milk of Irish breast,

Her sire an earle, her dame of prince’s blood;

From tender years in Britain she doth rest

With kinges childe, while she tasteth costly food.

Honsdon did first present her to mine yeen,

Bright is her hue, and Geraldine her hight,

&c. &c. &c.

This fair and celebrated Irish absentee, after having sent her

illustrious lover to Italy “to defend her beautie by an open

challenge,” in which he was victorious, married the Earl of

Clinton:--a most unsentimental conclusion to a most romantic story.

Footnote 10:

“A false muttering flew about that his execution was intended.”

Footnote 11:

“Soon after,” says Campion, “was the house of the Geraldines attaynted

by Parliament, and all of the name busily trayned out for feare of new

commotions. But Thomas Leurces, late Bishop of Kildare, schoolemaster

to a younger brother, Gerald Fitzgerald, the Earle that now liveth,

secretly stole away with the childe, first into Scotland, then into

France, and misdoubting the French, into Italy; where Cardinall Pole,

his neare kinsman preserved him till the raigne of Edward the Sixt,

with whom hee entred into high favour, and obtayned of him his olde

inheritance of Meinothe.”

Footnote 12:

The various epithets applied to these retrogradations on the scale of

civilization are very amusing. Between the “mere and uncivil Irish,”

and the “English Lords of the Pale,” were the “English Lords beginning

to wax Irish;” “degenerating,” “becoming mere Irish,” and ending by

being “very wilde Irish,” &c. &c.

Footnote 13:

O’Sullivan Beare, one of the bravest and noblest chiefs of Kerry, and

Lord of part of the paradise of Killarney, in writing to the Spanish

minister an account of his sufferings at this period, urges him “to

the speedy sending of a ship to receive him, his wife, and children,

to save them from the hands of his most merciless enemies: Making

choice (he pathetically adds) rather to forsake my ancient

inheritance, friends, followers, and goods, than any way trust to

their graceless pardon or promise.”--_Pacata Hibernia._ Here was

absenteeship in the sixteenth century!!

Footnote 14:

Elizabeth frequently discovered that her Deputies were carrying the

joke too far. On the occasion of the wanton massacre of Smerwick, “The

queen (says the Bishop of Chichester) was not _pleased_ at the

_manner_ of this execution, and was hardly _after_ drawn to admit any

excuse of the slaughter committed.” The “_manner_” was curious

enough,--“It was concluded that only the leaders should be saved, (the

leaders were Spanish officers,) the rest slain, and _all the Irish_

hanged up: which was presently put into execution, to the great

disliking of the queen, who detested the slaughter of such as yielded

themselves.”--_Baker’s Chronicle._

Footnote 15:

“The Queen was assured,” says Leland, speaking of the inhuman rigour

of Lord Deputy Gray, “that he tyrannized with such barbarity, that

little was left in Ireland for her Majesty to reign over but ashes and

dead carcases.”--_Hist. of Ireland_, v. ii. p. 227.--Here are reasons

for absenteeship quite as cogent as any which can be advanced in the

present day.

Footnote 16:

The credulity of the Irish has ever been their ruin. Some English

officers having assured certain Irish chiefs that, upon surrendering

themselves to the government, they would obtain their pardon; those

chiefs (says Leland) “embraced the counsel, submitted, and consented

to attend the Lord Deputy St. Leger to Ireland. But here the only

favour granted them was, that they were not brought to immediate

execution. They were committed to prison, their lands declared

forfeit, and granted to those on whose counsel they had

surrendered.”--_Hist. of Ireland_, v. ii.

Footnote 17:

“Then came the Irishmen of valiant hearts,

And active limbs, and personages tall.”

_Sir J. Harrington’s Translation of Orlando Furioso._

Footnote 18:

Apology, p. 58.

Footnote 19:

_Si je ne vous mange pas en oiseau, je vous mangerai en souris._

“Other times,” they say, “bring other manners;” and it is not

impossible that men, restrained by the _manners of our own times_, may

avail themselves of the circumstance of their enforced moderation, to

reproach the writer who thus recalls a fact disreputable to the

English government, with _ripping up old sores_. The fact, however, is

“germane to the matter;” for it was such forfeitures that sowed the

first seeds of that permanent absenteeism which modern ministers

affect to deplore: and it was these flagrant violations of common

justice, that first nurtured the lawless disposition in the peasantry,

which is made an excuse for the suspension of all constitutional

rights, and which is most unjustly charged on the Catholic religion.

Besides, as long as the system is continued, which withholds

emancipation, and gives over the land to the tyranny and plunder of

churchmen and their inherents, the “ripping up old sores” is both

useful and justifiable.

Footnote 20:

The only crime of which O’Rourke could be accused, was his having

received some shipwrecked Spaniards under his roof,--men, says

O’Connor, whom the most hardened barbarity could scarcely consider as

enemies. It is remarkable that O’Rourke previously to his execution

was denied a priest of his own persuasion. But Miles Macgrath, the

converted archbishop of Cashel, was sent to prevail on him to conform.

“No,” said O’Rourke firmly, “but do you remember the dignity from

which you have fallen; return to the ancient Church, and learn from my

fortitude the lesson you should have taught me, and which you ought to

have been the last to disavow.”

If there is a shadow of truth in this wild story of Leitrim, and if

Rourke did not betray the lady, he deserves canonization. Essex,

however, who shared the same fate, preserved the same honourable

secrecy; and the purity of the Virgin Queen remains intact.

Footnote 21:

The ruins of O’Rourke’s castle still exist. They are sublimely

situated on a rock that hangs and frowns over a rapid river, near

Manor Hamilton, in the county of Leitrim. A few trees are scattered

immediately about the castle, and around are heathy mountains rising

to the clouds. “O’Rourke’s noble feast” has been rendered immortal by

the translation of Dean Swift.

Footnote 22:

O’Connor Sligo resided some time in the court of Elizabeth, where he

was flattered up to his bent, though not into a permanent

absenteeship. He returned to Ireland in 1596, after obtaining a grant

to secure him in the possession of his own property; in gratitude for

which “he was extremely active in her (the Queen’s) favour, and gained

back, partly by menace and partly by cunning, many of the revolted

clans.” The celebrated O’Donnel of Tirconnel, hearing of O’Connor’s

desertion from the common cause, marched with an army to bring him to

obedience: and, in spite of the assistance of Sir Conyers Clifford and

Lord Mayo, he ravaged and destroyed O’Connor’s country.

Footnote 23:

This youth was the only son of the Earl of Desmond, already mentioned.

He had been detained a prisoner in the Tower from his infancy as a

pledge for his father’s loyalty. He was afterwards sent to Ireland as

a state engine to play off against another Geraldine who had made

claims to the forfeited Palatinate; but after he had fretted his hour

on the bloody stage of his own country, he was brought back to

England, and lingering at court for a few months in hopeless

despondency, he died in the prime of his youth, of a broken

heart.--_See_ _Pacata Hibernia_.

Footnote 24:

Upon two occasions the Earl saved a large party of English from

destruction. Macguire, chief of Fermanagh, had given the Lord Deputy

three hundred cows to free his country from a sheriff; “after which

bargain, the sheriff, one Willis, was let loose upon Fermanagh,

leading about some hundreds of women and boys, with a guard of one

hundred men, all living upon the spoils of the country.” Macguire,

having driven this model of a modern Irish police into a church, was

about to put them to the sword, when the Earl of Tyrone interposed his

authority. This same Willis was again rescued by Tyrone from an

insurrection occasioned by similar circumstances in the O’Donnel’s

country.--_See_ _Memorial to Queen Elizabeth_.

Footnote 25:

The “Irish masque,” got up to compliment the absentees at the English

court, is either a bitter satire, or a disgusting picture of the state

of Irish society at that epoch. “The King being seated (says _the

programme_) in expectation, out ran a fellow attired as a citizen,

after him three or four footmen, Denis, Donnel, Dermoch, and Patrick,”

the object of whose visit to London was not like that of many of the

Denises and Patricks of the present day, to become either _porters_,

or _reporters_, as the chances determined; but simply, as Donnel

observes, ‘to see King Yamish,’ for which purpose ‘they had travelled

a great way miles,’ having got the start of their lords or chiefs who

had come over on the same loyal errand.

_Der._ I’ fayt, tere ish very much phoyt stick here stirring to night.

He takes ush for no shquires I tinke.

_Pat._ No; he tinksh not ve be imbasheters.

_Der._ No, fayt, I tinke sho too. But tish marriage bring over a

doshen of our besht mashters to be merry, perht tee shweet faish, an’t

be; and daunsh a fading at te vedding.

_Den._ But tey vere leeke to daunsh naked, and pleash ty majesty; for

tey villanous vild Irish sheas have casht away all ter fine cloysh, as

many ash cosht a towsand cowes and garrans, I warrant tee.

_Der._ And te prishe of a cashtell or two upon teyr backs.

_Don._ And tey tell ty majesty, tey have ner a great fish now, nor a

shea moynshter to save teyr cloyth alive now.

_Pat._ Nor a devoish vit a clowd to fesh’hem out o’ te bottom o’ te

vayter.

_Der._ But tey musht eene come and daunsh in teyr mantles now; and

show tee how tey can foot te fading and te fadow, and te phip a’

Dunboyne, I trow.

_Don._ I pree dee now, let not ty sweet faysh ladies make a mock on’

him, and scorn to daunsht vit ’hem now, becash tey be poor.

_Pat._ Tey drink no bonny clabber, i’ fayt now.

_Don._ It ish better ten usquebaugh to daunsh vit Patrick.

_Pat._ By my fater’s hand, tey vill daunsh very vell.

_Der._ Ay, by St. Patrick, vill tey; for tey be nimble men.

_Den._ And vill leap ash light, be creesh save me, ash he tat veares

te biggest fethur in ty court, King Yamish.

_Der._ For all tey have no good vindsh to blow tem heter, nor

elementsh to preserve hem.

_Don._ Nor all te four cornersh o’ te world to creep out on.

_Pat._ But tine own kingdomes.

_Don._ Tey be honesht men.

_Pat._ And goot men; tine own shubshects.

_Der._ Tou hast very good shubshects in Ireland.

_Den._ A great goot many, o’ great good shubshects.

_Don._ Tat love ty mayesty heartily.

_Den._ And vill run t’rough fire and vater for tee over te bog and te

bannoke, be te graish o’ Got and graish o’ King.

_Der._ By Got tey will fight for tee, King Yamish, and for my mistiesh

tere.

_Den._ And my little maishter. Paish, paish, now room for our

mayshter.--Then the gentlemen dance forth a dance in their Irish

mantles to a solemn music of harps, which done, the footmen fall to

speak again.”

Footnote 26:

Borlase asserts that in 1650, ten years before the Restoration, 1700

died of the plague in Dublin alone; this horrible infliction was

peculiar to those “picturesque times,” which describe so well, and

which, it is a mark of literary loyalty to admire and eulogize.

“Sir, nothing against antiquity, I pray you,

I must not hear ill of antiquity.”--_B. Jonson._

Footnote 27:

The most noted beauties of the Court of Charles the Second, Lady

Barbara Villars, (Duchess of Cleveland,) the Countess of Chesterfield,

(a Butler,) the Lady Kildare, introduced by St. Evremont into his

pleasant little poem of “The Basset Table,”[28] the Countess de

Grammont, and many others, were Irish women. The delightful author of

“Mémoires de Grammont,” Anthony Hamilton, was himself an Irishman,[29]

and a branch of the illustrious house of Hamilton, which obtained from

James the First such princely possessions in the North of Ireland, and

which is still represented by the Marquis of Abercorn. The

Fitzmaurices, (Muskerry,) the O’Briens, the Butlers, the Talbots, are

names noted in the fasti of Whitehall at this period. With respect to

the Talbots, however, it is but fair to observe that the elder branch

of this ancient and patriotic family always remained permanently

resident in their splendid castle and domain of Malahide, as their

worthy representative the Member for the county of Dublin continues to

do in the present day; though the younger branch, the Lords of Carton

(now the seat of the Duke of Leinster) were prime favourites at

Whitehall, and boon companions of both Charles and James. “The Dick

Talbot” of that day, whom Charles would fain have set at odds with the

Duke of Ormonde, brought no additional rays to the original splendour,

when he added a ducal coronet to its less perishable honours. This

Colonel Richard Talbot (afterwards Duke of Tirconnel) was sent to the

Tower for having challenged the Duke of Ormonde with duplicity of

conduct with respect to the Irish Catholics, whose agent Colonel

Talbot then was. Ormonde, believing the better part of valour to be

discretion, fought shy, instead of fighting Talbot; and when rallied

on this circumstance by the King, petulantly demanded, “Is it then

your Majesty’s pleasure that at this time of day I should put off my

doublet to fight duels with Dick Talbot?”

Footnote 28:

Vous ne me parlez pas de Madame de Kildare,

I never saw personne avoir meilleure air.

Footnote 29:

His mother, the beautiful Lady Maria Butler, was daughter to the Duke

of Ormonde.

Footnote 30:

It is farther particularly notable that James, the friend and

correspondent of Pope Clement VIII. and the special protector of the

Irish Catholics, first established in Ireland a Protestant ascendancy

in parliament, in obedience to the advice of the Lord Deputy

Chichester. With the inconsistency which ever accompanies a want of

principle, he occasionally amused himself at the expense of the very

people he affected to favour. When Chichester made King James a

present of a beautiful horse, his Majesty asked him if it were an

Irish horse: on being answered in the affirmative, the King swore his

favourite oath, “Then it must be a Papist,” for he verily believed

that all things produced in Ireland were Papists, even the very

animals themselves.

Footnote 31:

None benefited more largely by these “plots of rebellion” than the

house of Ormonde. “His Grace (says Lord Anglesey in his letter to the

Earl of Castlehaven) his Grace (the Duke of Ormonde) and his family,

by the forfeiture and punishment of the Irish, were the greatest

gainers in the kingdom, and had added to their inheritance vast scopes

of land, and a revenue three times greater than his paternal estate,

as it was before the Rebellion, and most of his increase was out of

their estates who adhered to the peace of 1648, or served under His

Majesty’s ensigns abroad.” In the anonymous and curious pamphlet “The

Unkind Deserter,” it is asserted that the Ormonde estate was but

7000_l._ per annum before the civil wars in Ireland, and that in 1674

it was close upon 100,000_l._ a year; which increase arose from the

King’s grants to him “of other men’s estates,” &c. &c. &c. The history

of the last Rebellion in 1798, and of the Union, would furnish many

anecdotes of a similar increase of the wealth of Irish families; not

indeed by forfeitures, (for the mode had passed,) but by intriguing

and bullying the government out of every place at its disposal, from a

mitre to a cornetcy of dragoons,--by the wholesale and retail sale of

the country: (a vote upon a single stage of a question has been hired,

like a job-carriage, by the night;) by corrupt dabbling in every

species of public work; in short, by every disgraceful practice of the

fraudulent tradesman, the scheming adventurer, and the sturdy

mendicant. The philosopher Kirwan was wont to quote a calculation he

had made, that the money spent on carrying the Union, would have built

a bridge from Howth to Holyhead.

Footnote 32:

In James the Second’s reign some of the measures were calculated to be

of the greatest service to Ireland, and emanated from a wise and

discreet minister, formerly attached to the Protestant interest, the

second Earl of Clarendon. His instructions announced the intentions of

the legislature, or at least of the King, to introduce Catholics into

the corporations, and invest them with magistracies and judicial

offices; and he gave his opinion in favour of the legality of the

measure, though contrary to an Act of Elizabeth. But the greatest evil

which can occur to a reformation, is to have it undertaken by men of

small capacity; as their best intentions are ever marred by their

petulance and dullness. The folly with which James hurried on a

change, and the injudiciousness of some of the proposed measures,

caused his own ruin, and that of the unhappy country he made the

principal scene of his egregious weakness and incapacity.

Footnote 33:

The Irish army under Tirconnel and Sarsfield made a most vigorous

resistance against a superior and well-disciplined force; and

Limerick, the last hold, was surrendered upon terms from which it

appears that none more esteemed their valour and fidelity than King

William himself.

Footnote 34:

When James, after his flight from the battle of the Boyne, arrived in

Dublin, he had the ingratitude and ungraciousness to reflect upon the

cowardice of the Irish. He reached the Castle late at night, and was

met at its gates by the Lady Lieutenant, the beautiful Duchess of

Tirconnel, “La belle Jennings” of Grammont’s Memoirs. In return for

the sympathizing respect which marked her reception, the King is said

to have sarcastically complimented her upon the “alertness of her

husband’s countrymen.” The high-spirited beauty replied, “In that,

however, your Majesty has had the advantage of them all.” The King, in

fact, was among the first to arrive in the capital with the news of

his own defeat.

Footnote 35:

They were estimated at the annual sum of two hundred and eleven

thousand six hundred pounds.

Footnote 36:

Letter to Sir H. Langrish.

Footnote 37:

Of this intolerance William stands in a great measure acquitted. His

known liberality subjected him to the suspicions of the party who

forged the penal statutes for Ireland, and who accused him of

infidelity, because he was unwilling to become a persecutor. When left

to act for himself, he exhibited a wisdom, wanting in the measures of

those to whom he was occasionally obliged to submit. In his

instructions to the commissioners in Scotland, dated 1689, he says

expressly, “You are to pass an act establishing that church government

which is most agreeable to the inclinations of the people.”

Footnote 38:

To favour the English manufacturer, the exportation of the staple

commodity and manufacture of Ireland (wool) was prohibited on pain of

confiscation, imprisonment, and transportation!! It would be difficult

to say whether the infamy or the absurdity of such legislation is the

greatest; and indignation at the avarice of the lawgivers, is so

largely mixed with contempt for their blind ignorance, that the pen

pauses in its vituperation of measures which were so obviously their

own punishment. Be it however remarked “_en passant_,” that the

framers of these laws were the aristocracy of England, the most

educated and moral people then in existence; a striking proof of the

perfect inadequacy of abstract principles of right and wrong to the

good government of conduct. Force, and force alone, too generally

makes right, in opinion, as well as in fact; and where the power to

abuse exists, the will to injure and the sophistry to justify the

injury, will never long be wanting.

Footnote 39:

“Have they any wit in their compositions? (says Spenser in speaking of

the poetry of the Irish in his day.) Yea, truly, I have caused divers

of them to be translated unto me, that I might understand them; and

surely they savoured of sweet wit and good invention, sprinkled with

some pretty flowers of their natural device, which gave good grace and

comeliness to them.”

Footnote 40:

“Oh wretched condition of our loved compatriots, the remains of a once

happy people, steeped in blood and drenched in slaughter! Vain is your

struggle for liberty, hapless crew of a bark long tempest-tossed, and

now cast away forever. What! are we not wrecked on our own shores, and

prisoners to the Saxons? Is not the sentence passed and our excision

foredoomed? How are ye fallen from the ancient glories of your native

land! Power degraded into weakness, beauty to deformity, freedom into

slavery, and the song of triumph into elegies of despair. Nial, of the

nine hostages, look not down upon us, lest thou blush for thy captive

Gadhelians. Conn, of the hundred battles, sleep in thy grass-grown

tomb, nor upbraid our defeats with thy victories.”--_Oran_ (or song)

_of Ognive, the family bard of the last of the O’Neils._

Footnote 41:

Boyle, Berkeley, King, Dodwell, Leslie, Toland, Clayton, (Bishop of

Clogher,) Molyneux, (the friend of Locke the philosopher and champion

of Irish independence,) Helsham, Robinson, Macbride, Sullivan,

Hutchinson, Abernethy, Harris, Keating, Leland, Kirwan, Young, (Bishop

of Clonfert,) &c. &c.

Footnote 42:

Even so far back as the reign of James the First, Ireland began to

furnish her quota to the English drama. But from the middle of the

seventeenth century to something more than the middle of the

eighteenth, she produced almost all the best dramatic writers on the

British stage: Congreve, Howard, Southerne, Steele, Farquhar,

Phillips, Kelly, Jones, Orrery, (Earl of,) Tate, Concanen, Dobbs,

Bickerstaff, Brook, Centlivre, Griffiths, Jephson, Murphy, Macklin,

O’Hara, West, Goldsmith, Sheridan, &c. &c. And among the actors,

Wilks, Quin, Sheridan, Barry, Mossop, Macklin, Havard, O’Brien, Brown,

Woffington, Clive, Fitzhenry, &c.

Footnote 43:

Denham, Parnell, Swift, Sterne, Burke, Goldsmith, the Sheridans; to

whom may be added Molesworth, Millar, Wood, Webb, Pilkington, Johnson

(Chrysal), &c. &c. Even the women no longer deemed it the exclusive

purpose of their being

“To suckle fools and chronicle small-beer;”

and the elegant and witty productions of Mesdames Millar, Pilkington,

Centlivre, Grierson, Griffiths, Sheridan, Barker, Brook, contributed

to the general stock of national literature.

Footnote 44:

Jervas, (Pope’s Raphael,) Bindon, Roberts the landscape-painter,

Barrett, &c.

Footnote 45:

Miss Brook, the elegant translator and composer of the “Relics of

Ancient Irish Poetry.”

Footnote 46:

The Lord Mayo, of the early part of the eighteenth century, here

alluded to, was a model of the genuine Irish resident nobleman, living

in his rural palace, surrounded by his family, his bards, and

musicians. One of these, “his retainer,” David Murphy, composed an

Irish Ode of some celebrity, called “Tiagherna Mhaigho,” the “Lord of

Mayo,” which another of his retainers, O’Keeneghan, set to music. This

Carolan was wont to play at night in the hall of the Burkes, on his

harp. It happened that during Carolan’s last visit to Lord Mayo,

Geminiani arrived from Italy by special invitation from the amateur

Earl; and his Italian music completely usurped the attention of the

Ladies Susan and Bridget Burke, of whose praise Carolan was especially

jealous, and he frankly complained to his noble host of this neglect.

Lord Mayo, rallying the bard on his feelings, concluded by telling

him, that when he should produce the same music as Geminiani, he would

meet with the same attention. On this Carolan proposed a wager, that

he on his harp would follow the Italian in any piece of his

composition, but that Geminiani should not follow him through an Irish

planxty: the wager was accepted by the Italian, and won by the Irish

bard.

Footnote 47:

The O’Connors of Ballingar, the favourite residence of Carolan.

Footnote 48:

“In the year 1740, the sublime genius of Handel roused our feelings

from the lethargy into which they had fallen.”--_Memoirs of the Irish

Bards._

Banished from London by the intrigues of a party, Handel[49] fled to

Ireland, where, with his friend Dubourg, the violin of his age, he was

received with rapture. His first public exhibition in Dublin was the

Messiah, which he performed for the benefit of the city prisons.

Whoever had the happiness of knowing the late Richard Kirwan, the

Irish philosopher, may judge of the enthusiasm of the travelled Irish

gentlemen for Italian music, and the vogue which Piccini obtained

through their means.

Footnote 49:

Pope alludes to this banishment of Handel in his Dunciad:

“Strong in new arms, lo! Giant Handel stands

Like bold Briareus with his hundred hands,--&c. &c. &c.

Arrest him, Goddess, or you sleep no more:

She heard, and drove him to Hibernia’s shore.”

Footnote 50:

St. Bridget was accustomed to pray under the shade of an oak, a

circumstance which has given its name to an Irish county, Cil doire,

the cell of the oak (Kildare.)

Footnote 51:

“Concerts were the favourite amusement in the houses of the nobility

and gentry, and musical societies were formed in all the great

towns.”--_Memoirs of Irish Bards._

Footnote 52:

The Philharmonic Society gave up its subscriptions towards building

the hospital in Townsend-street, 1753.

Footnote 53:

“Italian singers were invited over, and the fair dames of Ireland

learned to expire at an opera.”--_History of Irish Music._

Footnote 54:

Barry, Sheridan, Mossop, Diggs, Daly, Crawford, and others of a more

modern date, were all gentlemen of family, and members of the Irish

University. They lived with their own class, and some of them went to

court. The intimacy of Sheridan with successive lords lieutenant is

recorded in the life of his celebrated wife, written and recently

published by their accomplished grand-daughter.

Footnote 55:

If a desire for luxuries and refinements is in all classes the natural

check to excessive population, and to the degradation of the species,

that check is wholly wanting in Ireland. Not only the peasant, but the

tradesman sees no attainable object of enjoyment in the possession of

a class just above himself in ease and comfort, which might stimulate

his ambition. The connecting link between the rich and the poor is

wanting; for middlemen are no refiners of manners. As a familiar

illustration, let the reader imagine that, except in towns of the

first class, few vegetables beyond a cabbage or a potatoe are to be

found in the market. There is absolutely no demand for such _luxuries_

to repay the culture.

Footnote 56:

One of these rooms painted in fresco and highly decorated, remains, or

did remain a few years back, in Fishamble-street.

Footnote 57:

Marino, Frescati, Marli, Sanssouci, Tivoli, Bellevue, Maritimo, &c.

are curious monuments of the manners and feelings of the Irish

nobility of the eighteenth century.

Footnote 58:

Concerts were given in this room twice a week, for the benefit of the

Lying-in Hospital, to which it is an appendage. Previously to its

erection, these musical meetings were held for the same purpose in a

long room in Granby-row, where Castruci, the last pupil of Corelli,

performed.--See _Memoirs of Irish Bards_.

Footnote 59:

The refinement not to say dissipation, of this period was perhaps

precocious and disproportionate to the riches of the country; but this

circumstance, always perhaps inherent in a particular stage of

civilization, was in Ireland increased by peculiarities in the

distribution of national wealth, another fatal consequence of the

frequent forfeitures. Time, however, would have cured this evil, if

the tide of absenteeship had not again set in, and swept away all

improvement and prosperity from the land.

Footnote 60:

It has been said with great truth that “the politics of Molyneux long

continued to be no less revered by the Irish than the morality of

Confucius by the Chinese.” The burning of his excellent work, the

“Case of Ireland,” the prosecution of Swift’s “Drapier’s Letters,” and

the imprisonment of his spirited publisher, Faulkner, had the great

merit of bringing the doctrine of libel into public discussion, and of

first awakening the people of Ireland to the value of the liberty of

public speaking and writing, the most important of the many blessed

constitutional rights extorted from power at the Revolution. It is

pleasant to observe, that patriotism becomes an heir-loom, and to note

that the immediate descendant of William Molyneux, who inherits his

principles with his property and name, is a permanently resident Irish

gentleman!

Footnote 61:

John Ponsonby, Speaker of the House of Commons in 1756, under whom the

Irish patriots made a most successful stand on a constitutional

question of vital importance. The energy and firmness of the patriotic

Speaker, and of a majority of the members of the House of Commons, who

then (“Hear this, ye gods, and wonder how ye made them”) attended to

the business of their country, forms a brilliant feature in the

history of the times.

Footnote 62:

The friend of the celebrated Berkeley, a right good Irishman and

author of a “List of Absentees,” a class, to which he showed no

quarter.

Footnote 63:

Henry Boyle, the patriot of the Irish House of Commons in the early

part of the eighteenth century.

Footnote 64:

Connolly died Speaker of the House in 1730, lamented by all who loved

Ireland; Sir R. Walpole gave him the name of “King of the Irish

Commons,” from his astonishing influence over the Lower House.

Footnote 65:

Member for New Ross. On an important political question he rode post

to town sixty miles to be present at the debate, and arrived just in

time to give his vote.

Footnote 66:

Dolly Munroe, the reigning Irish beauty of Goldsmith’s day, to whom he

alludes in his Haunch of Venison:

“’Twas a neck and a breast that might rival Munroe’s.”

Footnote 67:

See some of Right Hon. John Philpot Curran’s Verses preserved in his

Life by his son William Henry Curran--a work full of interest with

respect to matter, and full of beauty with respect to style. The

account given in its pages, of the convivial and intellectual meetings

of “the Monks of the Screw” at the Priory (Mr. Curran’s villa) forms a

brilliant but painful contrast to other orgies now celebrated in

Dublin, which alas! are neither social nor intellectual!

Footnote 68:

Lord Clare.

Footnote 69:

Dr. Franklin.

Footnote 70:

The penal laws had been multiplied and rigorously executed under

George the First. On the accession of George the Second, for the first

time since the Revolution, the unfortunate Catholics, who by a feeble

and foolish fiction of the law of the land, were “not supposed to

exist,” ventured to approach the throne by a public act of their body;

and they presented an address of congratulation at once dignified and

loyal.

Footnote 71:

Forbidding Catholics to bear arms either by sea or land.

Footnote 72:

When Lord Chesterfield arrived in Ireland, all the Catholic places of

worship were closed. A Mr. Fitzgerald saying mass in the obscure

garret of a condemned house, an immense crowd had assembled, and the

floor giving way, the officiating priest with many of his flock were

buried in the ruins, and the greater number were maimed or wounded.

Lord Chesterfield, horror-struck at the event, ordered that all the

chapels in the capital should be opened on St. Patrick’s day, and they

have never since been closed.

A zealous Protestant thinking to pay his court to the Lord Lieutenant,

came to inform him that one of his coachmen was a Roman Catholic, and

went privately to mass. “Does he, indeed?” said his Lordship, “then I

shall take care that he never drives me there.”--_Chesterfield’s

Memoirs._

The Bishop of Waterford relates that the vice-treasurer, Mr. Gardiner,

a man of good character and considerable fortune, waited upon Lord

Chesterfield, one morning, and in a great fright told him that he was

assured upon good authority that the people in the province of

Connaught were actually rising; upon which the Viceroy looked at his

watch, and with great composure answered him, “It is nine o’clock, and

time for them to rise; I believe, therefore that your news is true.”

This system of alarm, be it observed, continues in all its vigour to

the present day; and the actual Viceroy has to withstand the falsehood

of the designing and the credulity of the nervous, full as much as any

of his predecessors.

Footnote 73:

In a contest for constitutional rights (1755), the Earl of Kildare

placed himself at the head of the liberal party, which was then

technically designated “the patriots:” and the agents of the Castle

and the Church faction having represented to the King that the Irish

House of Commons was bent on destroying the royal prerogative, for the

purpose of preparing his Majesty’s expulsion, the Earl, with “the

oulde bloode of the Geraldines” boiling in his veins, denied the

calumny, and composed and with his own hand presented a memorial to

the king, proving historically that the Irish were to a fault the

upholders of the royal prerogative, and lovers of kingly government.

For this spirited conduct, which recalls the opposition of the

Kildares of old to the ministers of Henry the Seventh and Eighth, he

received the glorious appellation of Father of his country.

Footnote 74:

The terrorism of former times having now yielded to a more salutary

system, the expression of public feeling took a variety of forms. It

was at this period that political toasts came into fashion, introduced

into social meetings through the convivial talents of a Mr. Carter,

son to the Master of the Rolls. His toast of “May all secretary

bashaws and lordly high-priests be kept to their proper tackle, the

sword and the bible,” became a charter sentiment at all public and

private dinners. The lordly high-priest was Archbishop Stone, and the

bashaw was Lord G. Sackville, who brought all the pedantry of the

schools to his official diplomacy, and added the superciliousness of

fashion to the hauteur of conscious supremacy.

Footnote 75:

The numbers of those who voted were 102 for, and 122 against the

measure. The tax proposed was two shillings in the pound upon rents

and profits of landed property in the hands of those who did not

reside in Ireland for six months in each year, from 1773 to 1775.

Footnote 76:

It is stated in the public prints that 350,000_l._ are, at this day,

taken annually from the county of Kilkenny alone.

Footnote 77:

Cead mille faltha.

Footnote 78:

It is worth citing, that Sir Cecil Wray, one of the most violent

opponents of the extension of Irish trade, observed at this time to

the House, “that the true grievances of Ireland were the Irish Pension

List, the Sinecure Offices, the Roman Catholic Disabilities, and the

Absentees.”

Footnote 79:

It was to the loyalty of the people of Ireland at this period, that

the Lord Lieutenant of the day alluded, when, in his speech from the

throne, he observed, “That the united and great military preparations

of the House of Bourbon seemed only to have roused the courage and

called forth the exertions of his Majesty’s brave and loyal subjects

of this kingdom of Ireland; and I have only to lament that the

exhausted state of the treasury has hitherto put it out of my power to

give those exertions the most extensive and constitutional operation,

by carrying the militia law into effect.

Footnote 80:

These half measures are, however, in the present state of affairs

almost inevitable.--A divided cabinet founded upon a divided state of

public opinion, opposes an insuperable barrier to a frank and honest

reform: and oscillations of principle and of practice must attend the

effort to manage factions so nicely balanced.

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Unforeseen circumstances, over which the Author had no influence or

controul, had altogether checked the progress of this Work, suspended

the publication of its latter parts, and left them on the Publisher’s

shelves unadvertised and uncirculated.

This temporary relinquishment had given rise to unfounded and injurious

reports of its suppression; an object which never was for one moment in

the contemplation of the Author, nor sought for, or even suggested, by

the Government of England.

On the contrary--the lamentable and unimproving march of Ireland from

the period of the Union having fully proved the deceptious prospective

given to that fatal measure by its mistaken or corrupt supporters, and

exciting a novel interest and grave reflections of vital importance to

the British Empire, the Author had determined to seize upon the first

available opportunity of fulfilling his engagement to the friends and

patrons of the Work, by its completion.

Those friends were not confined to one party. They were mingled in

all--they comprised several of the highest orders of society--many who

held, and some who still hold important stations in the Government of

both countries;--and the commencing parts of the Work having been

honoured by the approbation and encouragement of His present Majesty and

other Members of His Royal House, it was with deep regret the Author

found himself, from a succession of causes, for several years unable to

fulfil his intentions, and gratify his own laudable ambition, by

compiling into a compact Memoir, the most important Historic events of

Ireland. In many of those he was himself a not unimportant actor. He

possessed also the advantage of individual intimacy or acquaintance with

the most celebrated personages of all parties; without which, and the

fidelity of a contemporary and independent pen, the delineation of their

characters and the record of their conduct, if not lost for ever, would

have descended to posterity with imperfect details and an ambiguous

authenticity;--or have left a wide chasm in a highly interesting epocha

of British History.

The fallacious measure of a Legislative Union,--the progress of which

from commencement to consummation the Author energetically resisted--has

proved by its inoperative or mischievous results, the justness of that

resistance. And he now, in common with many of the most distinguished of

its original supporters, deeply deplores its accomplishment. But

established by lapse of time--confirmed by passive assent--and

complicated with some beneficial, and many political and financial

arrangements, its tranquil reversal seems to have passed feasibility.

Yet--as an hereditary friend to British connexion--the Author hopes, by

the revival and completion of this History, to open wide the eyes of

Great Britain to the present dangers of Ireland--to draw aside the

curtain of ignorance and prejudice by which her history has been so long

obscured--to compare her once rising prosperity with her existing

miseries--to discover the occult causes of their continuance and the

false principles of her misrule--to display her sacrifices for

England--and to unmask her libellers in both countries.

Developments such as these may rouse the Legislature to probe her wounds

to their depth--to employ her labour--to succour--to foster--and to rule

her on the broad principles of a steady and philanthropic policy--and to

relinquish for ever that system of coercive Government, which an

experience of many centuries has proved to be destructive of almost

every thing--except her crimes and her population.

The British people should also learn that the absence of the ancient

Nobles and protecting Aristocracy of Ireland,--drawn away by the Union

from their demesnes and tenantry to the Seat of Legislation, and

replaced only by the griping hands and arbitrary sway of upstart

deputies,--increases in proportion with the miseries and turbulence of

the lower orders; and that the luxuriance of vegetation which clothes

that capable Island, has, through the same causes, become only a

harbinger of want, or the forbidden fruit of a famished peasantry.

It should therefore be the object of every pen and of every tongue, to

render the Union as innoxious as its paralyzing nature can now admit of;

to recall the proprietors of the Irish soil to a sense of their own

security and their country’s welfare; and thereby strengthen the ties

which should bind the two nations together, in equality, prosperity, and

affection--on the firmness and durability of which _species_ of

connexion depends, not only the constitutional security of England

herself, but perhaps the political existence of both countries.

Such is the Author’s view in the completion of this Work. The obstacles

to its progress are surmounted, and its publication is now in the hands

of those who will spare nothing to render it worthy of its object, and

ensure a lasting and beneficial record to the United Empire.

It is fortunate for Ireland, and disastrous to her calumniators, that a

recent and great event has at once exposed the misrepresentations of her

enemies, and displayed a great source of her misfortunes. The visit of a

conciliating King to a distracted people rapidly disclosed their native

character, and produced a burst of unfeigned, unanimous, genuine

loyalty--never before experienced in such profusion by any Monarch from

his subjects. The equivocating language of diplomacy was rejected for

awhile. The King was a Patriot, and the People were loyal. For the first

time they were allowed to approach each other. Both were sincere--and

both were ardent. In a few days, the King became despotic in the

affections of the Nation, and his Ministers descended into a comparative

insignificance. When he arrived, he was respected as a British King--but

when he departed, he was adored as an Irish Monarch. He saw at once that

the existence of faction and discord was incompatible with the peace and

the prosperity of Ireland; and that she hung on Great Britain, as a

withering limb upon a healthful body--essential to its symmetry, but

useless to its functions and injurious to its Constitution.

There was but one remedy--conciliation. His Majesty saw its efficacy and

commanded its adoption.--But his commands were disobeyed by the _Regal

Rebels_[81]--and Ireland is still seen withering and cankering--by the

obstinacy of intolerant faction, the irritation of local tyranny, and

the multiplying mischiefs resulting from disobedience to the benevolent

and wise commands of the only British King who ever yet set foot on the

Irish shore as a friend, and as a patriot.

Footnote 81:

Mr. Grattan’s definition of men, “Who make their loyalism a pretence

to perpetuate their supremacy,--and distract the peace of a Country

under colour of protecting it.”

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