CHAPTER XI.

RESIDENCE AT PRĀG.

“I KEEP WRITING ON UPON THE PRINCIPLE OF A GOOD ECONOMIST, THAT IT IS A

PITY SO MUCH PAPER SHOULD BE LOST, WHICH, LIKE THE QUEER LITTLE OLD MAN

IN THE SONG, ‘HAS A LONG WAY TO GO.’”

“WHAT RELIANCE IS THERE ON LIFE[40]?”

“HE WHO HAS ILL-LUCK FOR HIS COMPANION WILL BE BITTEN BY A DOG ALTHOUGH

MOUNTED ON A CAMEL[41].”

1829—March to Benares—Misfortunes _en suite_—The Hummām of

the Rajah—Flowers of Wax and Ubruk—Return to Prāg—Storm _en

route_—Gram—A Central Government—Thieves, Domestic—Snake

in the Stable—Death in a Pālkee—Power of the Sun to change

the Sex—Lord William Bentinck—Half-Batta—The Jaws of the

Crocodile—The Clipper—Discontent of the Army—Recovery of the

Stolen Rupees—The Gosāin—Ram Din—The Ancient Temple.

_Jan. 1829._—In the beginning of this month, having promised to meet

Captain A. S⸺ at the races at Ghazeepore, we started by land, having sent

tents and provisions by water to await our arrival. A violent headache

preventing me from mounting my horse, I proceeded in a pālkee, much

against medical advice, and slept half-way to Benares, in our tents.

Rising late the next day, we had a hot ride before reaching the Stanhope,

where we learnt that our pitaras had been stolen. My husband rode forward

in pursuit of the thieves, leaving me seated by the side of the road;

the sun becoming very hot, I got into the buggy, overcome from my recent

illness, the sā’īs holding the horse. I was startled from a doze by the

sound of the bells of a native cart passing with flags flying; the horse

alarmed sprang from the sā’īs’s hands, pulling away the reins, which fell

to the ground; away galloped the horse, a strong animal fifteen hands

high; he looked down the steep ditch on one side the raised road, turned

round, looked over the ditch on the other side, made one more sudden turn

in alarm, and upset the buggy. I was thrown head foremost through the

opening in the back, my limbs remaining under the buggy-hood, which was

broken to pieces; the horse fairly kicked himself out of the shafts, and

galloped off; I was glad when I found he was free, and knew he could not

break my legs, which were still under the hood: at length I dragged them

out, with my long habit-skirt, and made an attempt to go after the horse,

but was obliged to sit down—blue and yellow suns, stars, and bright

objects floated before my eyes—I was unable to stand: my dressing-case

having been thrown out of the buggy, I drank some _sal volatile_, which

took off the giddiness. My husband returned at this moment, and an

officer from some tents near at hand came to our assistance. The Stanhope

was carried forward by coolies; we had a Calcutta buggy also with us, in

which we proceeded. The road was covered with the finest sand, rendering

it impossible to see the deep holes in every direction. The horse, a

powerful English imported creature, was going very fast, when he put

both his fore feet into a deep hole, and came down; the high Calcutta

buggy swung forwards with such force I was pitched out over the wheel on

my head, and remained insensible for a few seconds. My husband was not

thrown out. He was unable to leave the frightened horse; it was a relief

when he heard a voice from the dust, saying, “I am not hurt;” a voice he

feared he should never hear again. The bruises I had before received,

united with this blow on my head, which cut through my riding-hat, made

me very nervous; and when at the last stage we had to drive a run-away

mare, laid for us by a friend, I really sat in fear and trembling. At

last we arrived at Benares. I was carried up-stairs to bed, my limbs

being stiff and painful. For ten days I could scarcely move, so much was

my body bruised by the iron rail and hood of the buggy, and my right arm

was greatly swollen.

My recovery was brought about by having four women to shampoo me for five

hours daily, and by going into a vapour-bath belonging to the Rajah of

Benares. In the bath the women shampooed, and twisted, and pinched my

limbs, until I could walk without assistance—that vapour-bath was a great

relief.

One morning the rajah sent me a bouquet of flowers, they were beautifully

made of ubruk (talc, mica) and coloured wax, the first I had seen well

executed.

My husband at the billiard-table, said: “I am uncertain respecting that

stroke, I wish A⸺ S⸺ was here.” “Do you not know he is dead?” said his

opponent, “he died in consequence of his fall with that Arab pony at

Papamhow.” We were greatly shocked.

_Jan. 29th._—We quitted our kind friends at Benares to return home:

ill-luck pursued us—the first stage the horse fell lame, and we reached

our tent with difficulty. During the night a heavy storm came on; the

tent being old was soon saturated, and the water poured in on our

chārpāīs. The horses picketed outside were drenched, they neighed and

shook their chains; the sā’īses crept under the corners of the rāwtī, and

we had the floorcloth put over us, to protect us from the rain and cold.

The next day we galloped to our second tent, which we found soaked

through from the rain of the night. There was the tent, and nothing else.

One of the camels having fallen lame, the servants had made it a pretext

for not continuing their march, and we were _planté_ in the jungle

without food, bedding, or warm clothing! A camel-driver caught a chicken,

and drawing out a long queer crooked blade, killed it, and dressed an

excellent curry in a few minutes; having had no food all day, and much

exercise, we devoured it to the last grain of rice. I thought of the

saying, “If you ask a hungry man how much two and two make—he answers,

‘Four loaves[42].’” The night was miserable, the wind blowing through

the wet canvass; we could not even borrow a blanket from the horses,

everything was drenched. A pukka ague and fever was the consequence,

which lasted seven or eight days, and returned regularly once every four

weeks for three months.

Nor did our misfortunes end here. Much to the surprise of my husband, his

Arab Rajah, whom he had had for seven years, threw him over his right

shoulder. Rajah was particularly pleased; for having looked at him, he

cocked his tail and went off at his best pace towards home. Monsieur was

not hurt, and received only a few bruises for his carelessness, which,

considering he now weighs fourteen stone, shows that, like Cæsar, he has

much respect for his person and can fall in proper form.

Another _malheur_! a box from England on its way up the river was stolen

at Patna; it contained letters and presents for me, amongst the rest a

veritable _tête montée à la Giraffe_, a serious loss, _qui pourrait bien

faire monter la tête_—but I bear the misfortune bravely.

The arrival of a friend from England has pleased us greatly. What

pleasure reminiscences Etonian and Harrovian give him and the sāhib!

“Economy, _esperanza_, and 1833,” is our motto. “In five years,” says an

old Harrovian, “we may hear the bell and going up—sounds worth listening

to.”

_Cicer arietinum_ (chickweed), is called _arietinum_ because the young

seed bears a very curious resemblance to a ram’s horn. The crops being

favourable this year, this chickweed (chāna or gram) was sold in the

city one mŭn twenty-two ser per rupee; and in the district, one mŭn

thirty-five ser for the same.

_March 8th._—At this time my husband was attacked with ague and fever,

the consequence of our expedition to Benares.

There is a rumour of a central government being established, the location

to be hereabouts, so that Allahabad may again become a city of repute.

We have had much annoyance of late from the servants stealing all sorts

of little things, as also wine. Two of the khidmatgārs were the culprits:

one has been rataned, and put in irons to work on the road; we could not

punish the other, but it was a pleasure to get him out of the house. In

India, amongst so many servants, it is very difficult to discover the

thief.

_May 31st._—How I rejoice this month is over!—this vile month! It appears

almost wicked to abuse the merry merry month of May, so delightful at

home, but so hot in India. Mr. M⸺ started from Calcutta to come up dāk on

the 7th instant, and died in his pālkee of brain-fever only three days

afterwards, in consequence of the intense heat! We spare no expense to

keep the house cool, and have fourteen men whose sole business night and

day is to throw water on tattīs to cool the rooms; unless the wind blows,

the tattīs are useless. The heat makes you as sick as if you were to shut

your head up in an oven.

A young bullock was standing in the stable to-day by the side of three

horses, a snake bit the animal, and it died in a few minutes; the horses

escaped,—and so did the snake, much to my sorrow.

_July 19th._—The other evening Major P⸺ was with us, when Ram Din, a

favourite Hindoo servant, brought into the room a piece of cotton cloth

containing 150 rupees tightly tied up in it; the man placed it on the

table by my side, and retired. Major P⸺, who thought the cloth looked

dirty, took it up, and saying, “Oh the vile rupees!” let it drop upon the

ground between his chair and mine. We took tea; and I retired to rest,

entirely forgetting the bag of rupees. When I looked for it the following

morning, of course it had disappeared. By the advice of the jāmadār of

the office we sent for a gosāin, a holy personage, who lived in a most

remarkable temple on the ruins of an old well by the side of the Jumna,

close to our house. The gosāin came. He collected the Hindoos together,

and made pooja. Having anointed a sacred piece of wood[43] with oil and

turmeric, and placed it in a hut, he closed the door; and coming forth,

said: “To show you that I am able to point out the thief, I have now left

a gold ring in front of the idol in that house; go in and worship, every

man of you. Each man must put his hand upon the idol. Let one amongst

you take the ring, I will point out the man.”

The Hindoos looked at him with reverence; they all separately entered

the dwelling, and did as they were ordered. The jāmadār performed the

same ceremony, although he was a Mussulmān. On their appearing before the

gosāin, he desired them all to show their hands, and having examined them

with much attention, he exclaimed, looking at the hands of the jāmadār,

“You are the thief!” The man held up his hands to heaven, exclaiming,

“God is great, and you are a wonderful man! _I_, a Mussulmān, did not

believe in your power; your words are words of truth; I took the ring,

here it is: if it be your pleasure, you can, doubtless, point out the man

who stole the rupees.”

The gosāin then told the people, that unless the money were forthcoming

the next day, he would come and point out the thief. That evening the

jāmadār roamed around the house, calling out in the most dismal voice

imaginable, “You had better put back the rupees, you had better put back

the rupees.” The police came, and wished to carry off Ram Din to prison,

because he was the servant who had put the money by my side. The man

looked at me. “Is it your will? I am a Rajpoot, and shall lose caste; I

have served you faithfully, I am present.”

“Who will be security that you will not run away?” said the barkandāz. I

replied, “_I_ will be his security: Ram Din will remain with us, and when

the magistrate sends for him, I will answer for it he will be present.”

The man’s eyes filled with tears: it was the greatest compliment I could

pay him: he made a deep sālām, saying, “Mem sāhiba! Mem sāhiba!” in an

agitated and grateful tone. The next morning the jāmadār informed me that

a bag was on the top of the wardrobe in my dressing-room, and none of the

servants would touch it. I went to the spot, and desired Ram Din to take

it down.

“This is the cloth that contained the rupees,” said the man, “and it has

never been opened; I know it by a peculiar knot that I always tie.” He

opened the bag, and found the whole of the money.

We had reason to believe one of the under bearers committed the theft.

The Hindoos have such faith in their gosāins, and their influence over

them is so great, they dare not do otherwise than as they are ordered

by the holy men. I got back the 15_l._, and gave 4_l._ to those who had

exerted themselves to find it.

THE GOSĀIN’S TEMPLE.

Just above the Fort of Allahabad, on the banks of the Jumna, close to the

Jāmma Musjid, or large mosque, amongst the ruins of the _ancient_ city of

Prāg, within a Boorj (or Bastion), is an old well, from which the bank

has been washed away by the river, and which now stands within the edge

of the stream.

The well in the centre of the Boorj descends into the Jumna; over it

is built a most peculiar, circular, and singular temple; this and a

small square outer building is the residence of the gosāin, who by his

incantations, made the servants restore the 150 rupees that had been

stolen.

The pillars are peculiar—Ionic—no further ornamental work is visible:

perforated stone fills up the openings above: some have been blocked up:

the Nagree writing in red letters at the foot of the pillar is recent:

several boorj (bastions) beyond this one, which contains the water-gate,

have sunk into the river: there were eight originally, seven of which

are still visible. Accompanied by a gentleman, I went to sketch it, and

asked the gosāin to allow us to see the interior. The holy man made some

difficulty in allowing us to enter; sweet words induced him to open the

door.

“By sweet words and gentleness you may draw an elephant by a hair[44].”

Within was a small room, in which was the gosāin’s bed, and a large green

painted chest, iron clamped, on wheels, which, I suppose, contained his

valuables: it must have been put together in the room, being too large

to have come in through the door-way. In a nitch of the wall was a small

brazen image of Krishna, with a smaller one of Rhada, the latter dressed

in a full red and yellow petticoat, stretched out like a fan, and many

times wider than the height of the idol.

This is the second time I have seen a place consecrated to these images.

The worship is very impure, I am told; and, in spite of the holy

character of the priest, histories are whispered about which account

for the marvellous properties of the seeds of the peepul-tree. Women

principally worship at this shrine.

The circular temple above the well, to which there is a grating, contains

either the gosāin’s money or zenāna, or both: he would not allow us to

take a view of the interior. On the outside, at the foot of the temple,

is a neglected and broken image, in stone, of Varaha, the avatār of

Vishnoo with the head of a boar.

Whilst sketching the temple, we remarked its strong resemblance to the

temple of the Sibyl, and were greatly surprised at its Ionic style of

architecture.

On my return to England, a gentleman, seeing the sketch, said, “You must

have painted from imagination, no such architecture is in the East.” This

remark annoyed me. I defended the truth and faithfulness of my pencil,

and determined, should fate ever carry me back to the ancient city of

Prāg, to pay most particular attention to the architecture, and to

re-sketch the temple. The mystery of its similarity to that of the Sibyl

will be explained hereafter.

I must give a specimen of the natives. I asked the man who has the charge

of the rabbits, why a remarkably handsome buck was missing, and a white

doe was in its place?

The man vowed that “the day being extremely hot, the sun had turned the

black buck white, and had altered the sex also!” I called a chaprāsī,

desired him to pay the man’s wages, deducting the value of the buck, and

turn him out of my service: his penitence and recantation were in vain.

“I wish you would give me a beating, and let me remain in your service,”

said the man. “You may have a beating if you wish it,” said I, “but

unless it changes your sex, you shall not remain in my service.”

“THE DIVER WHO THINKS ON THE JAWS OF THE CROCODILE, WILL NEVER GATHER

PRECIOUS PEARLS[45].”

This saying is very applicable to Europeans in India: the climate is

worse than the jaws of the crocodile; and as for the pearls—when large

appointments, in the hope of attaining which men have been slaving upon

small allowances, fall vacant, the shears are applied, and a reduction of

one-third or more follows. It is rumoured, but upon doubtful evidence,

that the Governor-general and members of Council determined to sacrifice

part of _their_ allowances to contribute to the general exigencies of the

state, but found _they_ were restricted from receiving less by the Act of

Parliament, by which their salaries are fixed. The Governor-general, in

common parlance, is called “the clipper.”

It is to be hoped the Half Batta measure will be abandoned; if it is

insisted upon, the experiment will be somewhat perilous. Let the Board

of Control look at the numbers carried off by the climate, and they must

acknowledge their pay is blood-money. The sipahīs are deserting from

different stations, eight and nine a day, and some regiments are almost

in a state of mutiny. The men desert to Runjeet Singh; and I understand

the officers of many regiments will not dine at the Government-house, and

only make their appearance when obliged by order. Heaven help those poor

fellows who have wives and children to starve on half batta!

[Illustration: A DHURMSĀLĀ BENE MAHADĒO CHAUT.

Sketched on the spot and on Stone by Major Parlby.]

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