They reckoned time in the trenches by the amount of shelling that

fell to their share. A mere passage of big stuff overhead seeking its

butts in the town did not count any more than excited local attacks

to left or right of the immediate sector; and two or three men

wounded by splinters and odds-and-ends would not spoil the record

of “a quiet day.” Occasionally, as the tides and local currents of

attack shifted, our guns behind them would wake up to retaliation or

direct punishment. Sometimes the enemy’s answer would be immediate;

sometimes he accepted the lashing in silence till nightfall, and

then the shapeless town would cower and slide still lower into

its mounds and rubbish-heaps. Most usually a blow on one side or

the other would be countered, it seemed to the listeners in the

trenches between, exactly as in the prize-ring. But the combatants

were heavy-, middle-, and light-weight guns, and in place of the

thump of body blows, the jar and snap of jabs and half-hooks, or

the patter of foot-work on the boards, one heard the ponderous Jack

Johnsons arrive, followed by the crump of the howitzers, and then

the in-and-out work of field artillery quickening to a clinch, till

one side or the other broke away and the silence returned full of

menaces of what would happen next time “if you hit my little brother

again.” A local and concentrated shelling of the Battalion’s second

line one day, which might have developed bloodily, was damped down

in three minutes, thanks to a telephone and guns that worked almost

simultaneously. Nobody but themselves noticed it in the big arena.

Suddenly on the morning of the 9th April (it was due, perhaps,

to some change of troops on the front) the enemy snipers and

machine-guns woke up; and Lieutenant Kinahan, a keen, well-trusted,

and hard-working officer, was shot through the head by a sniper, and

died at once. By next day, Captain Greer of No. 4 Company had the

pleasure to report that his C.S.M.’s little party of snipers had

“accounted” for the killer. Sniping on that front just then was of a

high order, for the local enemy had both enterprise and skill, with

rifle and bomb.

Their trenches were a little below the average of those parts, that

is to say, almost impossible. A consoling local legend had it,

indeed, that they were so vile that a conference of generals had

decided to abandon them, but that, hearing the Guards Division

were under orders for the Salient, forebore, saying: “We’ll put the

Guards in ’em and if _they_ can’t make ’em decent we’ll give ’em

away to Jerry.” And in addition to repairs and drainage (“County

Council work,” as one sufferer called it) there were the regular

fatigues which, as has been pointed out many times, more than any

battle break down and tire the body and soul of the soldier. Here is

one incidental, small job, handed out as all in a night’s work. The

officer speaks. “It was particularly beastly. We were supposed to

make a dummy machine-gun emplacement for the enemy to shell. I took

forty men to meet the R.E. officer at a pleasant little rendezvous

‘two hundred yards north-west from Hell Fire Corner.’ Of course, we

were sent to the wrong place to look for that Sapper; and, of course,

the Boche was shelling the road on both sides of us. That was about

half-past nine. Then we drew our stuff to carry up. There were two

sheets of iron, each 12 by 6, and any quantity of sand-bags, shovels,

and timber. We had to travel a mile and a half by road, then up a

communication-trench, and then a few hundred yards across the open.

That was all. Well, it took four men to carry each of those cursed

pieces of iron on the level, open road. You couldn’t get ’em up a

trench at all. But we hung on to ’em, and about one o’clock we had

covered the road-bit of the journey and were half-way from the road

to the place where we had to build our blasted dummy. Then we got on

to ground absolutely chewed up by shell-holes and old trenches. You

couldn’t go a foot without falling. When we’d struggled a bit longer

with those sheets, we simply had to chuck ’em as unshiftable; and

make the best dummy we could of sand-bags only. Imagine two parties

of four tottering Micks apiece trying to sweat those tin atrocities

across that sort of country! And then, of course, a mist got up and

we were lost in the open—lovely!—and our guide, who swore he knew

the way, began to lead us round in circles. The R.E. and I spotted

what he was doing, because we kept an eye on the stars when we could

see ’em. So, after any amount of bother, we all got home. There were

bullets flying about occasionally (that’s part of the job), and we

ran into some shelling on our way back at four in the morning when

the Huns could see. But what I mean to say is that if it hadn’t been

for those two dam’ sheets which weren’t really needed at all, a dozen

men could have done the whole business straight off. And that was

just one small fatigue!”

Nothing of all this worried the morale of the men. They took it all

as a part of the inexplicable wonder of war, which orders that the

soldier shall do what he is told, and shall stay where he may be put.

A platoon was being inspected that month in Ypres. Suddenly shelling

opened some distance off, at first, but methodically drawing nearer

to dredge the town, till at last the shrapnel burst almost directly

overhead. The men stood rigidly to attention without moving a

muscle, till the officer gave them orders to take cover. Then they

disappeared into the nearest cellar. Later on, it occurred to the

officer that the incident “though commonplace was not without its

interesting aspect.”

They lay at Poperinghe in divisional rest from the 13th till the

19th April, during which time Lieutenant Nutting, and 2nd Lieutenant

Reford from the 11th Notts and Derby Regiment, joined for duty.

Thence they shifted over to camp near Vlamertinghe in Brigade Reserve

as left Battalion of the left Brigade.

On the 21st April Lieutenant R. McNeill joined, and on the 24th

they went into the line to relieve the 1st Coldstream in the left

sector—as unpleasing a piece of filth as even the Salient could

furnish. Five days before their entry it had been raided and blown

in, till it was one muddled muck-heap of wreckage and corpses.

Front-line repairs, urgently needed, could only be effected in the

dark; traffic- and communication-trenches had to be spasmodically

cleaned out between “crumps,” and any serious attack on them during

their first turn would have meant ruin.

The enemy tried a bombing raid on the night of the 28th-29th,

which was beaten off, without casualty, by our bombs, rifles, and

machine-guns. Nothing worse overtook them, and the bill for their

five days’ turn was one man killed and ten wounded, of whom three did

not quit duty. But the mere strain was poisonous heavy. They handed

over thankfully to their opposite number, the Coldstream, on the

29th, and lay up in Ypres Gaol. “The prison is a fine example of the

resistance to shell-fire of brick walls if they are thick enough.”

Verdun forts, at the far end of the line, were learning by now that

the best and thickest stone-facings fly and flake beneath the jar of

the huge shell that the enemy used against them, while ancient and

unconsidered brick-work over deep earth cores, though it collapses

into lumps hardly distinguishable from mould, yet gives protection to

the men in the galleries beneath.

May-Day at Ypres opened with “a good exhibition” of German shooting.

The enemy spent the whole day shelling the water-tower—a metal tank

on a brick pedestal—close to the prison. Every shell fell within

fifty yards, till the sole object that escaped—for a while—was the

tower itself. The “weather being hot and dry,” some of our officers

thought good to bathe in the Canal, but, not being water-towers,

found it better to come out before a flight of “crumps” found them.

Looking back upon this, one of the bathers counted that bath as his

own high-water mark of heroism. (“There were things in the Canal, you

know.”)

They went up on the 2nd May, relieving the Coldstream in the same

evil sector, and the enemy machine-guns filling the dark with bullets

as effectively as and more cheaply than artillery, killed one of

our corporals and wounded a couple of the Coldstream. A hint of the

various companies’ works shows what they had to contend with nightly.

No. 2, which held the right front line “where enough of the trench

had been already reclaimed to accommodate the whole company” (it was

not superior accommodation), borrowed two platoons from No. 1 and

worked till dawn at finishing a traffic-trench behind the blown-in

front and at making parapets till “by morning it was possible to

get all along this trench, even with a good deal of crawling.” No. 4

were out wiring a post against flank and rear attack. It stood out

in a wilderness of utterly smashed trenches, which fatigue-parties

from the reserve battalions dealt with, by the help and advice of the

Sappers, and constructed a new trench (Wieltje Trench) running out on

the left flank of the weak and unsupported Wieltje salient. Here was

another desert of broken trenches, linked by shallow or wet sketches

of new ones. No. 3 Company worked at its own trench, and at the

repair of Cardoen Street which “had recently been blown in in several

places.” An improved trench could be walked along, without too much

stooping. Unimproved dittoes demanded that men should get out and run

in the open, steeple-chasing across wreckage of tinware and timber,

the bramble-like embraces of stray wire-ends, and that brittle and

insecure foothold afforded by a stale corpse, while low flights of

machine-gun bullets hastened their progress, or shrapnel overhead

hunted the party as hawks hunt small birds in and out of hedges. The

labour was as monotonous and barren to perform as it seems to record;

but it made the background of their lives and experiences. Some say

that, whatever future war may bring forth, never again can men be

brought to endure what armed mankind faced in the trenches in those

years. Certain it is that men, nowadays, thinking upon that past,

marvel to themselves that they could by any means have overcome it at

the time, or, later, have put it behind them. But the wonder above

all wonders is that, while they lived that life, it seemed to them

sane and normal, and they met it with even temper and cool heads.

On the 3rd May, Major Chichester, who had been suffering for some

time from the effects of a wound by a H.E. that burst within a

few feet of him, had to go sick, and Captain E. B. Greer was left

temporarily in command. Their own Commanding Officer, the Hon. L.

J. P. Butler, who had come out with them at the first and taken all

that the Gods had sent since, was on the 5th May translated to the

command of a Kitchener Brigade. Here is a tribute of that time, from

within the Battalion, where they were not at all pleased by the calls

of the New Army for seasoned brigadiers. “Butler, more than any

other man, has made this Battalion what it is. Also we all love him.

However, I am glad he has got a less dangerous job. He is too brave a

man ever to be safe.”

On that same day they were relieved and went into one of the

scattered wooden camps near Brandhoek for a whole week, which was

spoiled by cold weather and classes in wiring under an R.E. corporal

attached to them for that purpose. (“We were _not_ clever with our

hands at first go-off, but when it came to back-chat and remarks on

things, and no officers near, begad there was times when I could have

pitied a Sapper!”)

By the 12th May the Battalion was in reserve, their Brigade in the

line, Major P. L. Reid had assumed command and Lieutenant F. Pym and

2nd Lieutenants A. Pym and Close had joined. Then they began again to

consider raids of a new pattern under much more difficult conditions

than their Laventie affairs. The 2nd Grenadiers and the 1st

Coldstream were to do the reconnoitring for them, and “live Germans

were badly needed for purposes of intelligence.” The authorities

recommended, once more, two simultaneous raids symmetrically one from

each flank. Their C.O. replied, as at Laventie, that live Germans

meant stalking, and wished to know how it was possible to stalk to

a time-table, even had the ground been well reconnoitred, and if

several nights instead of one, and that a relief-night, had been

allowed for preparations. Neither of the raids actually came off,

but the projected one on the left flank ended in a most typical and

instructive game of blind-man’s buff. The idea was to rush a German

listening-post known to be held just north of the railway line on the

left of Railway Wood, and the point of departure for the Coldstream

reconnoitring patrol had been from a listening-post of our own, also

on the railway. The patrol’s report was perfectly coherent. They

had left our listening-post, gone up the railway line, turned half

right, crawled fifty yards, found German wire, worked along it,

discovered a listening-post “empty but obviously in recent use,” had

hurried back, recrossed the railway about a hundred yards above our

own listening-post, and fifty yards to the north of their crossing

had noted the outline of another German listening-post where men

were talking. (It is interesting to remember that the entire stage

of these tense dramas could almost be reconstructed in a fair-sized

garden.) This latter, then, was the post which the Battalion was to

attack. Accordingly, they rehearsed the play very carefully with ten

men under Lieutenant F. Pym, who had strict orders when they should

rush the post, to club the Germans, “trying not to kill them (or one

another).” They were to “collar a prisoner and hurry him back if well

enough to walk,” and, incidentally, as illustrating the fashion of

the moment, they were all to wear “brown veils.”

With these stage-directions clear in their mind, they went into the

line on the 16th May, after a quiet relief, and took over from the

Coldstream the sector from Railway Wood, the barricades across the

railway, the big dug-out which had been an old mine, under Railway

Wood, and disposed their reserves near Hell Fire Corner and the

Menin road. It was ground they knew and hated, but since they had

last eaten dirt there, our own listening-post, which had been the

point of departure for the Coldstream patrol, on whose reports the

raid would be based, had been withdrawn one hundred and fifty yards

down the railway line. Apparently no one had realised this, and the

captain (Platt) of the Coldstream Company, who had this sector when

the 2nd Irish Guards relieved, had been killed while out wiring a

couple of nights before. Consequently, that patrol had reconnoitred

_inside_ our own front; had mistaken our own wire for the German,

had followed it to one of our own disused posts, and had seen and

heard a listening-post of the 2nd Grenadiers which they, quite

logically, assumed to be German and reported as such. Everything

fitted in like a jigsaw puzzle, but all was based on a line which had

been shifted—as the Battalion perceived the moment they took over

the sector. So there was no attack with clubs and brown veils by

the 2nd Irish Guards on the 2nd Grenadiers’ listening-post then, or

afterwards, and the moral of the story was “verify your data.” (“No

living man could tell from one day to the next—let alone nights—which

was our line and which was Jerry’s. ’Twas broke an’ gapped and turned

round every way, and each battalion had its own fancy-trenches dug

for to make it worse for the next that took over. The miracle was—an’

how often have I seen it!—the miracle was that we did not club each

other in the dark every night instead of—instead of when we did.”)

The Battalion went on, sadly, with its lawful enterprises of running

wire and trench from the high ground under Railway Wood toward the

shifted barricade on the railway itself; and digging saps to unstable

mine-craters that had, some way or other, to be worked into their

ever-shifting schemes of defence. All this under machine-gun fire

on bright nights, when, as the cruel moon worked behind them, each

head showing above ground-level was etched in black for the snipers’

benefit. On their right flank, between their own division and the

Canadians, lay a gap of a quarter of a mile or so, which up till then

had been imperfectly looked after by alternate hourly patrols. (“And

in the intervals, any Germans who knew the way might have walked into

Ypres in quest of souvenirs.”) It had to be wired and posted, and, at

the same time, a huge, but for the moment dry, mine-crater directly

in front of the right company’s shattered trench, needed linking up

and connecting with another crater on the left. Many dead men lay in

the line of that sap, where, at intervals, enemy rifle-grenades would

lob in among the sickened workers. The moonlight made the Germans

active as rats every night, and, since it was impossible to wire

the far sides of the craters in peace, our people hit upon the idea

of pushing “knife-rests”—ready wired trestles—out in the desired

direction with poles, after dark. Be it noted, “This is a way, too

much neglected, of wiring dangerous places. Every description of

‘puzzy-wuzzy’ can be made by day by the eight company wirers, and

pushed out. Then on the first dark night, a few metal pegs and a

strand or two of wire passed through the whole thing, makes an

entanglement that would entangle a train.” (The language and emotions

of the fatigue-parties who sweated up the unhandy “knife-rests”

are not told.) Half the Battalion were used to supply the wants of

the other half; for rations and water could only creep to within a

couple of hundred yards of Hell Fire Corner, where the parties had

to meet them and pack them the rest of the way by hand. The work of

staggering and crawling, loaded with sharp-angled petrol-tins of

water along imperfect duck-boards, is perhaps a memory which will

outlast all others for the present generation. “The fatigues kill—the

fatigues kill us”—as the living and the dead knew well.

On the 18th May they were drenched with a five hours’ bombardment

of 4.2’s and “woolly bears.” It blew in one of their trenches (West

Lane) and killed two men and wounded an officer of the Trench Mortar

Battery there. But the height of the storm fell, as usual, round Hell

Fire Corner, never a frequented thoroughfare by daylight, and into

an abandoned trench. “They could hardly have put down so much shell

anywhere else in our line and have got so small a bag. Only one man

in the company was wounded.” The race is not always to the swift,

nor the battle to the strong; but a battalion that works strenuously

on its parapets and traffic-trenches gets its reward, even in the

Salient in ’16. Battalion Headquarters, always fair target for a

jest, is derided as taking “a severe fright from a shell that pitched

twenty yards away, but it was an obvious error in bowling, and was

not repeated.” Our guns fired throughout the next day, presumably

in retaliation, but, like all troops in trenches, the Battalion had

no interest in demonstrations that did not directly affect their

food and precious water-tins. They were relieved on the 21st of May

by the 6th Oxford and Bucks of the Twentieth Division, and went off

to camp near Proven for ten days’ Corps Reserve, when “almost the

entire Battalion was on fatigue, either building military railways or

cleaning up reserve-lines of trenches.”

AFTER HOOGE

On the 1st June they moved out of that front altogether, to billets

at the back of Wormhoudt fourteen miles away, and thence on the next

day, June 2, to Bollezeele westward, while the enemy were making

their successful attack on the Canadians at Hooge. (“Have ye noticed

there is always trouble as soon as you come out of the line; or,

maybe, being idle you pay the more attention to it. _Anny_way, the

minute _we_ was out of it, of course Jerry begins to play up and

so Hooge happened, and that meant more fatigue for the Micks.”)

Meantime, they were in “G.H.Q. Reserve” for a fortnight, busy on a

rehearsal-line of English and German trenches which the R.E. had laid

down for them to develop. Our G.H.Q. were thinking of the approaching

campaign on the Somme. The enemy were intent on disarranging our

plans just as our guns were moving southward. Hooge was their spoke

in our wheel. It came not far short of success; for it pinned a

quantity of shellable troops to weak ground, directly cost the lives

of several thousands of them and added a fresh sore to the Salient’s

many weaknesses in that it opened a fortnight’s fierce fighting,

with consequent waste, as well as diversion, of supplies. While that

battle, barren as the ground it won and lost, surged back and forth,

the Battalion at Bollezeele gained a glory it really appreciated by

beating the 3rd Grenadiers in the ring, six fights out of nine, at

all weights. Specially they defeated Ian Hague (late heavy-weight

champion of England) whom Corporal Smith of the Battalion settled

“on points.” There would be time and, perhaps, warning to attend to

Death when He called. Till then, young and active life was uppermost,

and had to be catered for. Indeed, their brigadier remarked of the

social side of that boxing entertainment that “it reminded him of

Ascot.”

But at the back of everything, and pouring in hourly by official or

unofficial word, was the news of the changing fortunes of Hooge.

Would that postpone or advance the date of the “spring meeting,” not

in the least like Ascot, that they had discussed so long? Whichever

way war might go, the Guards would not be left idle.

On the evening of the 13th June the order came “telling us that

we would move up next day to Hooge and take over a section of the

line from a Canadian brigade.” They went off in motor lorries,

and by the evening of the 15th the Battalion was once more in the

packed Infantry Barracks of Ypres where the Canadian officers made

Battalion Headquarters their guests till things could be sorted out.

Our counter-attack of the 13th June had more or less come to rest,

leaving the wrecked plinths of the houses of Hooge, and but very

little more, in the enemy’s hands, and both sides were living on the

last edge of their nerves. Proof of this came on the night of the

16th, when the Battalion in barracks was waiting its turn. An SOS.

went up in the dark from somewhere north of the Menin road, that

stony-hearted step-mother of calamity; some guns responded and, all

in one instant, both sides’ artillery fell to it full-tongued, while

“to make everything complete a gas-signal was given by one of our

battalions. A terrific bombardment ensued. Later in the night, the

performance was repeated, less the gas-alarm.”

The explanation was as simple as human nature. Both sides had

taken bad knocks in the past fortnight. Both artilleries, largely

increased, were standing by ready for trouble, and what else could

one expect—save a detonation? But local rumour ran that the whole

Gehenna had been started by one stray ration-party which, all

communication-trenches being blown in, was toiling to the front

line in the open and showed against the sky-line—quite enough, at

that tension, to convince the enemy that it was the head of a fresh

infantry attack. The rest came of itself: but the gas-alarm was the

invention of the Devil himself. It upset the dignity of all the

staffs concerned, for the Brigadier himself, the H.Q. Staff of the

Coldstream as well as the C.O. and company officers of the 2nd Irish

Guards who were visiting preparatory to taking over the sector, found

themselves in one tiny room beneath a brick-kiln, all putting on

their helmets at once, and, thereafter, all trying to explain their

views of the crisis through them. Some have since compared that

symposium to a mass-meeting of unemployed divers; others to a troupe

of performing seals.

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