The postponed Christmas dinners for the men were given, two companies

at a time, on the 28th and 29th, whereby Lieutenant Moore, then

Acting Quartermaster, distinguished himself by promptitude, resource,

and organisation, remembered to his honour far beyond mere military

decorations. At the eleventh hour, owing to the breweries in the

back-area being flooded, there was a shortage of beer that should

wash down the beef and the pounds of solidest plum-pudding. “As it

would have been obviously preferable to have had beer and no dinners

to dinners and no beer, Lieutenant Moore galloped off to Estaires

pursued by a waggon, while the Second in Command having discovered

that some of the Eleventh Corps (it is always sound to stand well

with the corps you hope to join) also wanted beer, promised to get

it for them if supplied with a lorry, obtained same and bumped off

to Hazebrouck. Lieutenant Moore succeeded in getting 500 litres in

Estaires and got back in time.” So all was well.

Festivities began a little before two, and lasted till eight. They

sat at tables and ate off plates which they had not done since

leaving England. Food and drink are after all the only vital matters

in war.

The year closed with an interesting lecture on the principles of

war, delivered at La Gorgue, which dealt with the “futility of ever

surrendering the initiative,” and instanced some French operations

round Hartmannsweillerkopf on the Alsace front, when a German

general, heavily attacked, launched a counter-attack elsewhere along

the line, forcing his enemy to return to their original position

after heavy loss. Another example from the German gas-attack on St.

Julien, when the English confined themselves to desperately attacking

the captured section, whereby they only lost more men instead of

counter-attacking farther down the ridge. This led to the conclusion

that “to sit passively on the defensive with no idea of attacking

was so fatuous as not to be worth considering as an operation of

war.” At present, said the lecturer, we were on the defensive, but

purely to gain time until we had the men and materials ready for a

great offensive. Meantime the correct action was to “wear down the

enemy in every way.” Whence the conclusion that the attitude of the

Guards Division for the past seven weeks had been eminently proper;

since our guns had bombarded “all the time,” and had cut the German

wire in many places, so that the enemy never knew when he would

be attacked. Further, our troops had thrice entered his trenches,

besides twice making every preparation to do so (when, finding he

was ready, we “very rightly abandoned the enterprise”). Not once, it

was shown, had the enemy even attempted to enter our trenches. In

fact, he was reduced “to a state of pulp and blotting-paper.” The

lecture ended with the news that our motor-buses and lateral railways

could concentrate one army corps on any part of the British front

in twenty-four hours, and two corps in forty-eight. Also that the

Supreme Command had decided it was useless to break through anywhere

on a narrower front than twenty kilometres.

And on this good hearing the year ’15 ended for the 2nd Battalion

of the Irish Guards; the War, owing to the lack of men and material

which should have been trained and prepared beforehand, having just

two years, ten months, and eleven days more to run.

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1916

SALIENT AND THE SOMME

The mild and rainy weather loosed floods on all the low-lying fields

round Laventie. The 2nd Guards Brigade relieved the 3rd in the

Laventie sector, and the 2nd Battalion Irish Guards marched seven

miles in wind and wet from La Gorgue, of the battered little church,

to its old ground and old routine—first at the north end of Laventie

where it took over Dead End, Picantin, and Laventie East posts, from

the 4th Grenadiers; and, on the evening of the 3rd January, into the

well-kept trenches beyond Red House. They relieved the 1st Coldstream

here, and their leading company, in column of route behind Red House,

lost six men on the road from a savage, well-timed burst of H.E. One

man had an extraordinary double escape. A fragment of shell first hit

his ammunition which exploded, leaving him, for some absurd reason,

unhurt. Even as he was trying to find out what had happened, a big

shell dove directly under his feet, and, as he said, if it had burst

“they wouldn’t have found the nails to my boots.” But it plumped

harmlessly in the muddy ground. The same kind Providence looked after

the orderly-room kitten. Her faithful orderly was carrying the little

lady up to war on rats, when two blind shells pitched, one on each

side of him.

An unexpected diversion turned up in the front line in the shape of

a cinema operator who unlimbered his camera on the parapet behind

the sand-bags and took pictures of our guns shelling enemy wire a

hundred yards ahead. Then he demanded “scenes in the trenches,” which

were supplied him, with all the Irish sense of drama, but, as local

opinion thought, a little too much “arranged.” Notably one picture

of a soldier tending a grave. An officer correspondent writes grimly,

“We have quite enough work digging graves to mind about tending

them.” The film duly appeared in the halls and revues, sometimes

before the eyes of those who would never again behold in life one

particular face there.

It turned out a quiet tour of duty; the two lines were so close

together that much shelling was inexpedient, and snipers gave no

trouble. So all hands were free to attend their own comforts, notably

the care and discharge of drains. The R.E. who, contrary to popular

belief, sometimes have bowels, had added wooden floors to many of the

little huts behind the redoubts. Company Headquarters were luxurious,

with real windows, and even window-curtains; the slimy trenches were

neatly boarded over and posted, and men went about their business

almost dry-shod. It was, as we know, the custom of those parts that,

before entering the line, troops should dump their ankle-boots at

a farm-house just behind Red House, and go on in the long trench

boots. For no earthly reason that the Irish could arrive at, the

Hun took it into his methodical head one night to shell their huge

boot-dump where, as a matter of course, some regimental shoemakers

were catching up with repairs. The shoemakers bolted like ferreted

rabbits, and all the world, except those whose boots were buried,

laughed at them. So long as a man comes through it alive, his agonies

and contortions in the act of dodging death are fair game.

On the nights of the 4th and 5th January they began to engineer the

detail of a local raid which marked progress in the art. Patrols went

out from each company in the front line to hunt for weak places. The

patrol from the right company worked to within fifteen yards of the

enemy, got into boggy ground, noisy with loose wire, listened an

hour to the Germans working and talking, and came back. The right

centre company patrol slopped up a ditch for a full furlong, then

ran into a cross-ditch fifteen feet wide, with a trip-wire (the

enemy disliked being taken unawares), and also returned like the

dove of old. Similarly the left-centre patrol, which found more

ditch and trip-wires leading them to a singularly stout section of

trench where two Germans looked over the edge of the parapet, and the

general landscape was hostile. The left company had the luck. It was

an officer’s patrol commanded again by 2nd Lieutenant Brew. Their

crawl led them along a guiding line of willows, and to within six

feet of a salient guarded by a three-foot wire belt. But a few yards

farther down, they came across a gap our guns had made—not clean-cut,

but easy enough, in their opinion, to “negotiate.” As far as men

on their bellies could make out, the line seemed held by sentries

at wide intervals who, after the manner of single sentries, fired

often at nothing and sent up lights for the pleasure of seeing their

support-line answer them. (“As we was everlastingly telling the new

hands, the fewer there are of ye _anny_where, the less noise should

ye be after making _anny_how. But ’tis always the small, lonely,

miserable little man by himself that gives forth noises like large

platoons.”) Then they were relieved by the 1st Coldstream, and their

Acting C.O. (Captain Eric Greer) was instructed to produce a scheme

for a really good raid from the left of their line on the weak place

discovered. The Coldstream would attend to it during their tour, if

the Irish furnished the information. Greer worked it out lovingly

to the last detail. Three riflemen and three bombers were to lead

off on the right, and as many on the left followed by a “killing and

demolition party,” armed with bludgeons, of an officer and eight

other ranks. A support party of one N.C.O. and five other ranks,

with rifles and bayonets, and a connecting party of two signallers

with telephones and four stretcher-bearers brought up the rear of

what the ribald afterwards called “our mournful procession.” It

was further laid down that a wire-cutting party (and the men hated

wire-cutting) would “improve the gap in the enemy’s wire” for the

space of one hour. The raiders were to work quietly along the line

of the providential willows till they found the gap; then would

split into two gangs left and right, and attend to the personnel in

the trench “as quickly and silently as possible, never using bombs

when they can bayonet a man.” The rest were to enter afterwards, and

destroy and remove all they could find. “If possible and convenient,

they will take a prisoner who will be immediately passed back to our

trench by the supporting-party. Faces to be blacked for the sake of

‘frightfulness,’ mutual recognition, and invisibility,” and electric

torches carried. The officer in charge was to be a German linguist,

for the reason that a prisoner, hot and shaken at the moment of

capture, and before being “passed back” was likely to exude more

information than when cold and safe in our own lines.

There was nothing special on at the Front just then; and the 2nd

Battalion and the Coldstream discussed and improved that raid at

every point they could think of. One authority wanted a double

raid, from left and right fronts simultaneously, but they explained

that this particular affair would need “so much quietness” in

combined stalking that it would be “inconvenient to run it on a

time schedule.” Then our guns were given word to cut wire in quite

other directions from the chosen spot which was no more to be

disturbed till the proper time than a pet cover. That was on the 7th

January. On the night of the 8th the Twentieth Division on their

left announced that they were “going to let off gas” at 2 A. M., and

follow up with a raid. The Battalion had to stand to arms, stifling

in its respirators, during its progress; and by the glare of the

enemy’s lights could see our gas drifting low in great grey clouds

towards the opposite lines. They observed, too, a number of small

explosions in the German side when the gas reached there, which

seemed to dissipate it locally. The enemy guns were badly served,

opening half an hour late and pitching shell in their own wire and

trenches, but they hardly annoyed the Battalion at all. The affair

was over in a couple of hours. (“There is nothing, mark you, a man

hates like a division on his flank stirring up trouble. Ye know the

poor devils have no choice of it, but it looks always as if they was

doing it to spite their neighbours, and not Jerry at all.”)

But the pleasure of the Twentieth Division was not allowed to

interfere with the business of their own private raid. Before the gas

was “let off” 2nd Lieutenant Brew again chaperoned two scouts of the

Coldstream to show them the gap in the wire in case they cared to try

it on their tour. It was found easily and reported to be passable in

single file.

But, as they said wrathfully afterwards, who could have guessed

that, on the night of the 10th, after the Coldstream’s wire-cutting

party had worked for two hours, and their raiders had filed through

the gap, and met more wire on the parapet which took more time to

cut—when they at last dropped into the trench and searched it for

three long hours they—found no sign of a German? The Coldstream’s

sole trophies were some bombs, a box of loaded M.G. belts, and one

rocket!

When they relieved the Coldstream on the 11th January, they naturally

tried their own hand on the problem. By this time they had discovered

themselves to be a “happy” battalion which they remained throughout.

None can say precisely how any body of men arrives at this state.

Discipline, effort, doctrine, and unlimited care and expense on

the part of the officers do not necessarily secure it; for there

have been battalions in our armies whose internal arrangements

were scandalously primitive, whose justice was neolithic, and yet

whose felicity was beyond question. It may be that the personal

attributes of two or three leading spirits in the beginning set a

note to which the other young men, of generous minds, respond: half

a dozen superior N.C.O.’s can, sometimes, raise and humanise the

soul of a whole battalion; but, at bottom, the thing is a mystery

to be accepted with thankfulness. The 2nd Battalion of the Irish

Guards was young throughout, the maker of its own history, and the

inheritor of the Guards’ tradition; but its common background was

ever Warley where they had all first met and been moulded—officers

and men together. So happiness came to them and stayed, and with it,

unity, and, to use the modern slang, “efficiency” in little things as

well as big—confidence and joyous mutual trust that carries unspoken

through the worst of breakdowns.

The blank raid still worried them, and there may have been, too, some

bets on the matter between themselves and the Coldstream. At any rate

2nd Lieutenant Brew reappears—his C.O. and the deeply interested

battalion in confederacy behind him.

On the night of the 11th of January, Brew took out a small patrol and

entered the German trench that they were beginning to know so well.

He re-cut the wire, made a new gap for future uses, explored, built

two barricades in the trench itself; got bogged up among loose wire,

behind which he guessed (but the time was not ripe to wake up that

hornet’s nest) the German second line lay, and—came back before dawn

with a periscope as proof that the trench was occupied by daylight.

“The enterprise suffered from the men’s lack of experience in

patrolling by night,” a defect that the C.O. took care to remedy.

As a serious interlude, for milk was a consideration, “the cow at Red

House calved successfully. Signallers, orderlies, and others were

present at the accouchement.” Doubtless, too, the orderly-room kitten

kept an interested eye on the event.

In the afternoon the Brigadier came round, and the C.O. and the

2nd Lieutenant discussed a plan of the latter to cross the German

line and lie up for the day in some disused trench or shell-hole.

It was dismissed as “practical but too risky.” Moreover, at that

moment there was a big “draw” on hand, with the idea of getting

the enemy out of their second line and shelling as they came up.

The Battalion’s private explorations must stand over till it was

finished. Three infantry brigades took part in this game, beginning

at dusk—the Guards on the left, the 114th Brigade in the centre,

and the left battalion of the Nineteenth Division on the right. The

114th Brigade, which was part of the Thirty-eighth Division, had

just relieved the 1st Guards Brigade. Every one stood to arms with

unlimited small-arm ammunition handy, and as daylight faded over

the enemy’s parapets the 114th sent up a red rocket followed by one

green to mark Zero. There was another half minute to go in which a

motor machine-gun got overtilted and started to gibber. Then the

riot began. Both battalions of the 2nd Guards Brigade, the left

half-battalion of the 114th Brigade, and the left of the Nineteenth

Division opened rapid fire with rifles, machine-, and Lewis-guns. At

the same time, our artillery on the right began a heavy front and

enfilade bombardment of the German line while our howitzers barraged

the back of it. The infantry, along the Winchester Road, held their

fire, but simulated, with dummies which were worked by ropes, a line

of men in act to leave the trenches. Last, the artillery on our left

joined in, while the dummies were handled so as to resemble a second

line attacking.

To lend verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing

narrative, the guns on the right lifted and began shelling back-lines

and communication-trenches, as though to catch reinforcements, while

the dummies jigged and shouldered afresh on their energetic ropes.

The enemy took the thing in quite the right spirit. He replied with

rifle-fire; he sent up multitudes of red lights, which always soothed

him when upset; and his artillery plastered the ground behind our

centre with big shells that could be heard crumping somewhere in the

interior of France till our own guns, after a ten minutes’ pause,

came down once more. Over and above the annoyance to him of having to

rush up supports into the front line, it was reasonable to suppose

that our deluges of small-arm stuff must have done him some damage.

“The men were all prepared and determined to enjoy themselves, the

machine-gunners were out to show what a lot of noise they could

really make, and the fire must have been infinitely uncomfortable

for German quartermaster-sergeants, cookers, and others, wandering

about behind the line with rations—if they walk about as much as we

do. One of the companies alone loosed off 7000 rounds, including

Lewis-guns, during the flurry.”

They were back at La Gorgue again on the 13th January, in divisional

rest; the 3rd Guards Brigade relieving them. While there the C.O.

launched a scheme for each subaltern to pick and train six men

on his own, so as to form the very hard core of any patrols or

bombing-parties he might have to lead hereafter. They were specially

trained for spotting things and judging distance at night; and the

tales that were told about them and their adventures and their

confidences would fill several unprintable books. (There was an

officer who did not so much boast as mount, with a certain air, a

glass eye. One night, during patrol, he was wounded in the shoulder,

and brought in by his pet patrol-leader, a private of unquestioned

courage, with, by the way, a pretty taste for feigning abject fear

when he wished to test new men with whom he was working in No Man’s

Land. He rendered first aid to his officer whose wound was not

severe, and then invited him to “take a shquint” at the result. The

officer had to explain that he was blind on that side. Whereupon, the

private, till the doctor turned up, drew loud and lively pictures of

the horror of his wife at home, should it ever come to her knowledge

that her man habitually crawled about France in the dark with an

officer “blinded on the half of him.”)

They rested for nearly a fortnight at La Gorgue, attended a

lecture—“if not instructive, at least highly entertaining”—by Max

Abbat, the well-known French boxer, on “Sport and what England had

done for France,” and had a regimental dinner, when ten of the

officers of the First Battalion came over from Merville with their

brigadier and the Staff Captain, and Lieutenant Charles Moore who had

saved the Battalion Christmas dinners, looked after them all to the

very end which, men say, became nebulous. Some one had been teaching

the Battalion to bomb in style, for their team of thirty returned

from Brigade Bombing School easy winners, by one hundred points in

the final competition. (“Except that the front line is mostly quieter

and _always_ more safe, there is no differ betwixt the front line and

Bombing School.”)

They went back into line and support-billets on the 26th relieving

the 3rd Guards Brigade; and the Battalion itself taking over from the

1st Grenadiers on the Red House sector, Laventie. Apparently, the

front line had been fairly peaceful in their absence, but they noted

that the Grenadier Headquarters seemed “highly pleased to go,” for

the enemy had got in seven direct hits that very day on Red House

itself. One shell had dropped in “the best upstairs bedroom, and two

through the roof.” They took this as a prelude to a Kaiser’s birthday

battle, as there had been reports of loyal and patriotic activities

all down that part of the line, and rumours of increased railway

movement behind it. A generous amount of tapped German wireless lent

colour to the belief. Naturally, Battalion Headquarters at Red House

felt all the weight of the war on their unscreened heads, and all

hands there, from the adjutant and medical officer to the orderlies

and police strengthened the defences with sand-bags. A battalion

cannot be comfortable if its headquarters’ best bedrooms are turned

out into the landscape. No attacks, however, took place, and night

patrols reported nothing unusual for the 26th and 27th January.

A new devilry (January 28) now to be tried were metal tubes filled

with ammonal, which were placed under enemy wire and fired by

electricity. They called them “Bangalore torpedoes” and they were

guaranteed to cut all wire above them. At the same time, dummies,

which had become a fashionable amusement along the line, would be

hoisted by ropes out of our trenches to the intent that the enemy

might be led to man his parapets that our guns might sweep them. It

kept the men busy and amused, and they were more excited when our

snipers reported that they could make out a good deal of movement

in the line in front of Red House, where Huns in small yellow caps

seemed to be “rolling something along the trench.” Snipers were

forbidden to pot-shot until they could see a man’s head and shoulders

clearly, as experience had proved that at so long a range—the lines

here were full two hundred yards apart—“shooting on the chance of

hitting half a head merely made the enemy shy and retiring.” One gets

the impression that, in spite of the “deadening influence of routine”

(some of the officers actually complained of it in their letters

home!) the enemy’s “shyness,” at that moment, might have been due

to an impression that he was facing a collection of inventive young

fiends to whom all irregular things were possible.

They went into brigade reserve at Laventie on the 30th of the month,

with genuine regrets, for the trenches that they had known so long.

“We shall never be as comfortable anywhere else,” one boy wrote; and

the C.O. who had spent so much labour and thought there lifts up a

swan-song which shows what ideal trenches should be. “Handed over in

November in a bad state, they are now as nearly perfect as a line in

winter can be. The parapets are perfect, the fire-steps all wooden

and in good repair. The dug-outs, or rather the little huts which

answer to that name in this swampy country, their frameworks put up

by the engineers and sand-bagged up by the infantry, are dry and

comfortable. The traffic-trench, two boards wide in most places, is

dry everywhere. Wherever trench-boards ran on sand-bags or mud they

have been painted and put on piles. The wire in front of the line is

good.”

They were due for rest at Merville, farther out of the way of fire

than La Gorgue, for the next week or so, but their last day in

Laventie was cheered by an intimate lecture on the origin, nature,

and effects of poison-gas, delivered by a doctor who had seen the

early trials of it at Ypres. He told them in cold detail how the

Canadians slowly drowned from the base of the lung upwards, and

of the scenes of horror in the ambulances. Told them, too, how

the first crude antidotes were rushed out from England in a couple

of destroyers, and hurried up to the line by a fleet of motor

ambulances, so that thirty-six hours after the first experience, some

sort of primitive respirators were issued to the troops. The lecture

ended with assurances that the ’15 pattern helmets were gas-proof for

three quarters of an hour against any gas then in use, if they were

properly inspected, put on and breathed through in the prescribed

manner.

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