MY DIVERSIONS: COUNT GIRALDI
My new friend, as I must call him, since so he professed himself a dozen
times a week, was Count Amadeo Giraldi, one of the three members of the
Secret Cabinet of the Grand Duke, and the most influential and
respectable of the three. He was a gentleman of some forty years,
distinguished in presence and address, of suave manners and a cynicism
past praying for. This tainted philosophic habit had permeated him to
the soul, so that, not only was he naturally a sceptic in matters of
received opinion, but found a perverse relish in his own misfortune,
until he was become, indeed, sceptical of scepticism, and found himself,
at times, in real danger of proving a sincere Christian.
So strange a result of philosophy, reacting upon itself, however, did
not disturb his serenity, but, on the contrary, added to his diversions;
for he confessed that his highest pleasure in this life was to discover
fresh follies of which he could be capable. He considered himself as an
inexhaustible quarry of humours, vanities, jealousies, whims, absurd
enthusiasms, absurd mortifications. He was able, as he said, to sit at
his ease in the side-scene and see himself jigging on the stage in
motley or the tragic sock--see himself as a lover, and cry aloud in
delight at the mad persistence of the fool he appeared; see himself
directing the affairs of the nation, and be ready to die of laughing at
himself for pretending to be serious, and at his countrymen for thinking
him so. He loved art and spent large sums upon his collection; yet, said
he, "I should grudge the money for other occasions did it not furnish me
with the entrancing spectacle of a middle-aged statesman panting after
masterpieces, fingering this or that painted board, and staking his
position in this world and the next upon the momentous question, Is this
ear in the manner of Fra Angelico? or, Could Mantegna have so
foreshortened a leg? I tell you, Don Francis, there is no more
outrageous comedy, no more fantastic extravaganza playing in Venice at
this hour than every moment of my own life can furnish me with. What! I
hold in my hand the destinies of a million of souls, and the iron enters
into mine--not because those others are in danger, not because those
others are enslaved--no! but because at Donna Violante's card-table the
Marchesa Serafina disregards my call for trumps! I rise up from my
escritoire, where lie papers of State--a threat from the King of Spain,
declaration of war from the Emperor, a petition of right from some poor
devil who has been shamefully used by one of my Ministers; I rise, I
say, and leave them lying--and for what? To dangle at some faded opera,
which I have heard a thousand times, behind the chair of some fine lady
whose person I could possess (if I wanted it) for the writing of a
billet. Is it not incredible? But there is more to come. My future
master, the Grand Prince, is more of a fool than I am, because he
doesn't know it. Yet I read more consequence out of some petulant freak
of his than from all the despair of a nation starving to death; and I
know very well which would disturb my department the more effectually--
whether it would be a revolution or his being late for Mass. Is not this
a humorous state of affairs? Does not this tickle your sense of the
ridiculous? I assure you I have never regretted for a moment my having
been involved in the business of the State. I can laugh at myself day in
and day out."
The whimsicality of this kind of talk robbed it of its sting; but what
is really curious about the count was that he was perfectly serious.
He gave the princes--both him who reigned and him who hoped to reign--
very bad characters, but said that for purposes of government he
preferred a vicious to a bigoted fool. The first, he said, will be ruled
by minions, who can be paid. This makes administration a simple matter
of finance. The second sort of princes are ruled by the frati, who pay
themselves. The distinction is material. "The Grand Duke Cosimo," he
said on another occasion, "is living of fright." "Do you not mean dying
of it?" I asked him. "No," said he, "he is living of it. The frati have
been at him for years; and now he is so terrified lest he may make a bad
death that he has forgotten to die at all. But, of course, his fears
will wear out in time, and then he will perish like any ordinary man of
sense. As for my future master, Don Gastone, he will live just so long
as his zest for iniquity endures. When, like some Alexander of the
stews, he has no more vices to conquer, he will die of ennui. It is
surprising how few are the changes you can ring upon the human appetite.
Gluttony, drunkenness--"
"Spare me the catalogue, count," I begged him.
"I was enumerating for my own convenience," he said, "as I frequently
do, to see if I cannot discover one new variety. Don Gastone has not yet
exhausted acquisition. He has become a numismatist, and ploughed up a
populous village the other day in the search for a penny of
Charlemagne's, supposed to have been dropped there in passing. Then
there is horticulture--which is one of my own vices; and, of course, I
do not forget piety; but things are not so bad as that just yet. It is
important that he should survive his father, because he is the last of
the line of Medici, and I foresee troubles ahead. We shall have an
Austrian prince who will make soldiers of us, or a revolution, when our
throats will be cut. An unpleasant alternative--to kill or be killed!"
With these and similar reflections he now dazzled and now depressed, but
always interested me.
Count Giraldi had three palaces in or near Florence, or rather, he had
four. He himself occupied the great house of his race, the Palazzo
Giraldi, a magnificent pile, built by Muchelozzo, on the Lung' Arno. The
Villa Felice, also, on the hillside below Fiesole was reserved for
himself and his friends. His wife, a frigid, devout, elderly lady, had
her own establishment, the splendid Palazzo Manfredi, in Oltr' Arno, and
received him with great ceremony once a week for an hour in the
afternoon. Never, so long as I had any familiarity with the count, did
she set foot in either of his houses; but he always spoke of her with
great respect as the only person of his acquaintance who had never
provided him with matter for amusement. The fourth, of which I have
spoken, was smaller than any, but the most elegant of all. That, too,
was over Arno, in a retired street near the Porta San Giorgio, but
within a garden of its own which withdrew it yet more from observation
or annoyance. I call it his, since he assured me of it at a later day;
but at this time I knew it as in the occupation of the Contessa Giulia
Galluzzo, a charming lady, charming hostess, centre and inspiration of a
charming circle. The count took me with him, very soon after we had
become intimate, to wait upon her; she received me with all possible
favour. I never failed of attending her assemblies, never found her
otherwise than amiable, nor her circle than varied and entertaining.
Without suspecting in the least how Count Giraldi really stood with
regard to her, I could see that he was free of the house. She called him
"Caro amico," and paid great deference to his opinions. He, on his side,
addressed her as "Madonna," was tender without being impresse, alert
without seeming to be so, and whether he intended to take her advice or
not, never failed to pay her the compliment of asking it. I am thus
particular in speaking of these things for reasons which will shortly
appear.
In the Villa San Giorgio, most of all in the society of its graceful
chatelaine, I had my fill of poetry and the other ornamental arts. Wit,
love, philosophy, literature, bric-a-brac, religion--each had its petit-
maitre, and each its sparkling Muse. It was before the day of Arcadia
and shepherdesses, those flowers of our more jaded years; women were
still called divine, but it was very possible, or we used to think it
so, to discuss matters which you did not understand, and express
sentiments which you did not feel without the prop of a crook, or
garters of blue ribbon. At my impressionable age, with my impressionable
habit, I took kindly to all this; I discussed love with Donna Giulia,
and puzzled her sadly; I expressed my feelings upon religion to the Abbe
Loisic, the count's bookbinder, and bored him to extinction. One day I
was presented to a tall cadaverous gentleman with red eyelashes and eyes
so pale as to seem almost white. I had a suspicion that I had seen him
in some former existence, and so soon as the name of the Marchese
Semifonte was mentioned, remembered Prato with horror. The marchese may
well have thought me reserved, for it is true that I could barely be
civil to him. He argued from that, as I learned afterwards from Donna
Giulia, that I was of a ducal family, and in proportion as I froze, so
did he thaw. As I receded, so did he advance. He pressed invitations
upon me, all of which I could not decline; it was proper that I should
offer him some hospitality in return--and I did. He supped with me once
or twice in my lodgings, lost money to me at cards and so had some
grounds for believing himself "my friend." Presuming upon this, he was
not long in discovering himself to me for the monomaniac he was, one of
those miserable men devoured by a passion which may lift us to the stars
or souse us in the deepest slime of the pit. He made proposals to me,
tentatively at first, then with increasing fervency, at last with
importunity which would have wearied me inexpressibly if it had not
disgusted me beyond endurance--proposals, I mean, to share his depraved
excursions. Outraged as I was, loathing the man (as I had good reason)
from the bottom of my heart, I was driven to confide in Count Giraldi
something of my knowledge of him. I had the good sense, it is true, to
withhold the fact that Virginia, his intended victim, was in Florence;
but that is the extent of my prudence. It might have served me, but for
the accident which I must relate in the next chapter.