CHAPTER XXIII.

Some of the officers, of whom I was one, went ashore at Port Royal, to

enjoy an hour or two's recreation, and to stretch their legs, a luxury

which it may well be imagined was most acceptable to them, after being

cooped up within the narrow precincts of a few planks nailed together,

and with only the interminable marine view as a relief to the mind.

We entered a tavern, in the lower part of the town, where we indulged

in a copious draught, known by the name of porter cup, an excellent

and refreshing beverage, made of Madeira wine, Port, and other

ingredients, and which I commend to the notice of any traveller who

may hereafter travel that way. This tavern was kept by a facetious and

eccentric character, well known by the appellation of Johnny Feron, a

sort of French adventurer. His house was generally well frequented by

strangers, who, during the period that they remain within his care,

he, by means of an exorbitant bill, relieves of the troublesome

burthen of any loose cash by which they may be overloaded.

The house of this wily Frenchman was crammed full from top to bottom

of soldiers and sailors, carousing, smoking and revelling. The

galleries were occupied by a noisy crew, who with loud and

obstreperous mirth made the slender fabric ring. Upstairs and down,

the landlord with his train of dusky waiters were running to and fro,

so many were the calls for the attendance of these worthies; the

tongues of the bells chimed in with that of their master, while a

garrulous jargon was kept up, that made us gladly take leave of this

Pandemonium for the more tranquil regions of the ship; we therefore

hastened to the beach, where a boat was in readiness to convey us on

board.

The hotel, (which from the number of its customers was entitled to

that designation,) was a light and flimsy tenement, and, like other

buildings throughout the island, was but a mere piece of framework,

lathed or boarded in, and having verandas and jalousies, painted in

various gaudy colours. In consequence of the prevalence of storms and

hurricanes, the elevation in these cases is never beyond the first

floor, from whence project a range of galleries, supported by the

pillars of the colonnade below. The whole arrangement of the slender

edifice is such, that any inconvenience arising from the heat and

other effects of such a climate is but slightly felt.

The town of Port Royal, (situated, as is well known, on that

remarkable strip of sand that forms the eastern barrier of Kingston

harbour) has had many awful visitations, being so often destroyed by

earthquakes, and as often rebuilt upon the ruins, that it is fit only

for those who, being tired of their lives, would venture on the

chances of a new and summary mode of making their final exit. However,

the importance of the station as a naval depôt, as well as that of the

works commanding the entrance of the bay, have outweighed all other

considerations, and have induced the government at home to keep so

strong a garrison there, that the remnant of a town is yet preserved,

although from past experience one might expect that desolation and

tottering walls would be its only monument.

The long narrow bank, which is terminated at its point by a strong

battery, is barren and unfruitful, presenting not the least vestige of

cultivation, or other object pleasing to the eye, with the exception

of some straggling cocos, standing like sentinels at the water's edge,

and the scattered tumble-down looking houses, with many indications of

decay, forming a sort of close irregular street, of which, taverns,

gaming houses, and other receptacles of vice, are the most prominent

features.

On the following morning, at day-break, we jumped upon deck, with all

the eagerness and impatience of a bevy of gaol birds on emancipation

from their prison house. Rowing across that wide and beautiful bay, we

hauled to, along side of the wharf at Kingston, where, on landing, the

several fellow travellers separated, each for the quarters to which he

was bound. Accompanied by Ensign William Ross, of the 50th, I

proceeded direct through the principal street to the house of Mr.

Smith, a respectable merchant, under whose hospitable roof many

officers of the garrison found a cordial welcome. Our friend was

enjoying himself under the cool shade of his veranda, where he

received us in an open and generous manner, and, arriving just in time

for breakfast at the usual hour of six, we partook of an excellent

repast, to which our morning excursion on the water enabled us to do

sufficient justice.

The habitation of our worthy host was a pretty fair sample of those

throughout the town, and, although not large, was commodious, and

furnished in a style adapted to the climate; matting of split cane, or

straw, instead of carpets, the chairs of cane, and every other article

to correspond. Within the piazzas, on the ground-floor, were the store

and offices, and, opening from the galleries above, were the several

domestic chambers.

Without delaying to explore the geography of Kingston, we started

about eleven for the barracks at Up Park Camp, in a sort of gig

or cabriolet peculiar to the island, and arrived about twelve

o'clock.--Here we found the 50th stationed, under the command of Lieut

Colonel John Bacon Harrison, to whom having duly reported, we were

handed over to the apartments allotted for our reception. The troops

then in Jamaica were the 50th Colonel Harrison; 58th Colonel D.

Walker; 61st Colonel Ryal; and the 92nd Colonel ----; the 50th and

92nd, the latest comers, whose ranks diminished by the sickness of the

last year were almost reduced to skeletons, were little better than

the shadow of what they were at the time of landing.

Of the old 50th but few remained.--Completed before they sailed, to

the full establishment, by a fine set of young men from the North of

Ireland, they departed from that country in the highest state of order

and equipment for this island, where they had not been stationed for

many months when the most sickly season set in that for many years had

been remembered.

Full of strength, and the vigour of youth, the new soldiers soon

became the victims of disease; indulging immoderately perhaps in the

pernicious rum, and ignorant of its baneful effects, they lay

prostrate in dreadful numbers beneath the dreadful pestilence. So

great a sacrifice of human life had not taken place in all our hardest

battles combined together, and the oldest inhabitants here tried in

vain to recollect a more severe and afflictive dispensation.--With

regard to the officers, from the Colonel to the youngest Ensign,

including staff, the greater number were carried away.[36]

[36] From the year 1819 to 1826, the 50th and 92nd lost 1409

men, which is at the rate of 88 per year each regiment, in

the eight years.

The 33rd and 91st, from 1822 to 1829, (eight years,) lost

1036 men, or about 65 a year, each.

The 77th, from 1824 to 1829, (six years,) lost 433, or 72

men a year.

The 22nd and 84th, lost from 1826 to 1829, (three years,)

501, or 84 men a year, each regiment.

In Jamaica the most unhealthy months in the year are August

and November, and the most healthy are May and June; in the

former months the mortality is four times as great as in the

latter months. Dividing the year into two equal parts, the

"healthy season" may be considered as extending from

February to July, the "unhealthy season" from August to

January. The deaths in these two seasons are as ten to

twenty-seven.

The seasoning, or period of severe mortality, generally

occurs in the latter half of the year in which a regiment

arrives.

Among the 50th, the fever broke out in July 1819. The 92nd Highlanders

did not arrive until the early part of the summer in that year, and

were therefore badly seasoned. Being a long time companions in the

same brigade, the meeting between these corps was consequently joyous,

and in order to celebrate the happy event they dined together in the

camp. Sobriety of course was not a member of the party; and, as might

well be expected, the hospital was not without its portion of the

company on the ensuing day. Predisposed as the men in general were by

former habits, as well as by frequent exposure to the nightly dews,

the malady broke out with violence unparalleled among both regiments;

from that period it raged throughout the island, sweeping all before

it, and even among the civilians the mortality was unbounded.

In some localities the ravages were far more dreadful than in others;

Up Park camp, Spanish town, Fort Augusta, and Stony hill were among

the fatal number, and at a small place on Kingston harbour, called

Greenwich, no human being could exist. In a fort erected there, upon a

low and swampy piece of ground, a party of artillery had been posted,

the whole of whom soon died; another was sent, but they followed their

companions; and so rapidly did each in succession fall under the

pernicious exhalations arising from this deadly spot that it was, at

length, abandoned altogether.

On the list of those who perished was Colonel Charles Hill of the

50th, who, after beholding with grief the loss of nearly all his

officers, was himself attacked while stationed at Fort Augusta. His

mind and body were thoroughly exhausted, and the sufferings he

underwent were, in themselves, enough to bear down a stronger man, but

when the fatal illness came, he was indeed badly able to withstand its

violent effects.

Alone as it were in the midst of pestilence and death, his fortitude

was well nigh overcome by the affliction he was doomed to suffer, in

following to the silent tomb, one after another, his friends and

faithful companions in arms. It was, indeed, a trial too hard for the

firmest mind to bear, and affected this estimable man so much, that,

afterwards, he never held up his head.

Few were then remaining to pay the last and mournful tribute to his

memory, but those few, with heartfelt sorrow, witnessed his interment,

where so many of his soldiers had previously been laid. To perpetuate

the worth of the excellent and gallant officer, a monument was

erected, in the church at Kingston, where, although upon the marble

was inscribed abundant testimony of his fame, an inscription far less

perishable is deeply engraven on the hearts of _all_ who had ever

been under his command.

Colonel Hill was above forty years in the 50th, serving with them in

every clime, and during every time of peril. Possessed of

independence, he might long since have retired to the enjoyment of

private life, but no,--the regiment was his home, the officers and

soldiers were his family; with them he passed the flower of his life,

with them he passed to an honorable tomb. An earnest desire for the

welfare of his country, together with an ardent zeal in the service of

his king, were the actuating motives by which he was influenced to the

latest hour of his existence.

Up Park Camp is beautifully situated on an extensive piece of level

ground, at the base of the Liguana mountains, enclosed by the prickly

pear, and a great variety of flowering shrubs. The verdant plain is

interspersed with numerous rich and valuable trees, whose luxuriant

foliage has a brilliant and enlivening effect. The spacious esplanade,

upon which the barracks stand, is ornamented and embellished with all

the taste displayed in the park of some noble mansion, while the

magnificent hills, in the back ground, clothed to their summits with

impenetrable wood, serve to heighten the grandeur of a scenery that

stands unsurpassed by any thing to be met with in this habitable

globe.

Notwithstanding the assemblage of lovely objects, which are presented

on the face of this bright landscape, and however it may be a paradise

in appearance, all its advantages are neutralized by its pernicious

climate, and the camp, after all, is but a gilded mausoleum.

It is likewise morally impossible to enjoy existence in a place where

so many annoyances must hourly be encountered, not only from the

excessive heat, but from innumerable tormenting insects, and crawling

things, that banish all repose, and interfere with every comfort which

one might otherwise enjoy.

The report of a heavy piece of ordnance called us up at day break, and

the performances commenced by the parade taking place soon after.

During the breakfast hours, the spacious green, (then brown with

heat,) before our quarters, presented some amusement to the gentlemen

at the windows; for sundry maidens, with complexions that would rival

Day and Martin, flocked about the settlement, vending their different

wares, consisting of tawdry ornaments for the soldiers' wives, and

fruits of luscious quality to tempt the officers.--Passing off their

jokes and pleasantries, the sable fair-ones, (to use an Irishism),

puffed up their goods, while they patiently endured the fire of a

volley of oranges, which was discharged from the galleries at their

lovely heads.

From eleven till twelve the second breakfast, answering to the Eastern

tiffin, was ready in the mess-room, where a banquet was spread out

that would have tickled the palate of a Nabob.--The remainder of the

day till sunset was one unvarying round of dulness. Sometimes,

however, strange as it may seem, the active game of cricket was

engaged in, when, under a broiling sun, with jackets off, the

characters in the sport seemed using their best efforts to end all

their troubles by finding a speedy mode of exit.

Evening parade, at five, was the rallying point for a grand turn out;

warlike evolutions, and the military music, in strains harmonious,

attracted the fair and languid belles of Kingston. These fascinating

daughters of Eve, while in graceful attitudes they lounged in

curricle, or landau, cast many a bewitching look upon the gallant

heroes thus honoured with their presence.

The rolling of the well known drum, at six, announced the hour of

dinner, and round the board were soon collected the hungry candidates,

for fame before the trenches, (quere, trenchers)? The happy votaries

at the shrine of Epicurus were duly arranged in order of battle, and

with Aldermanic science acted their parts, to the no small havoc of

the quickly vanishing fare.

Were it possible to exercise the reasoning powers in this abominable

furnace there was sufficient means of so doing; for a well stocked

library of chosen books afforded a source of enjoyment, that, in any

other situation would have been invaluable. But with the thermometer

at 90° in the shade, and bright Sol nearly vertical, the faculties of

the mind were almost paralysed, and as for the body, it was kiln dried

with a vengeance.

Although the months of December and January are considered more

temperate than any other throughout the year, the heat when we arrived

was intolerable; and as for going out of doors in the middle of the

day, it was in truth a melting concern. The sun being at its greatest

power between nine o'clock and two in the afternoon, (the interval

between the land and sea breeze,) during that time no one in his

common senses would venture abroad. The most agreeable portion of the

twenty four hours is about sunrise, when the oppressive effects of the

sultry atmosphere are tempered by the fresh and balmy air of morning.

The evenings, likewise, are pleasant and refreshing, and it is then

that exercise and driving about are much enjoyed. The heavy dews at

night are highly injurious, and an exposure to their influence is

dangerous, if not fatal, particularly to the stranger, or newcomer,

who, not being seasoned to all the vicissitudes of these torrid

regions, becomes an unguarded victim to his inexperience.

One of the greatest evils attendant on a residence here is the

constant thirst, arising from the extreme aridity of the climate, and

the violent action of the Solar rays upon the human frame and

constitution. The appetite is therefore in general slight, but the

inclination to drink is excessive. Hence it is, that sangaree,

swizzle, and other mixtures, not exactly in accordance with the rules

and laws of the Temperance Society, are continually in requisition,

and find their willing votaries at every hour. An old hard-going

veteran, who had been tanned and roasted to a cinder, on being asked

for his opinion of the country, replied, like a true Salamander, "O!

'tis the finest place in the world, because one is always thirsty, and

there is always plenty to drink." The bacchanalian remark was true;

for Madeira, Rum and Brandy, flow in copious streams from a fountain,

whose source is never exhausted. From the table these liquids, with

their accompaniments, are seldom, on any occasion, absent; and the

custom of quaffing the intoxicating beverage, in draughts unlimited,

is general throughout the length and breadth of all these sun-burnt

islands.

The rains seldom fall, but when they do, it is in right earnest,

descending with so much violence, that they have some resemblance to a

second deluge, of which our puny showers at home can give no adequate

idea. To be overtaken in one of them is an adventure of no common

peril, and unless the traveller succeeds in a precipitate flight to

some adjacent place of shelter, he is in a moment drenched as

thoroughly as if he were dragged across a horse-pond.

An attack of fever is the certain consequence of getting wet, and

remaining in that condition for the shortest time. Lieutenant

Richardson of the 50th, an officer who had been much on service, going

to Stony Hill, where he was quartered, was suddenly caught by a

downpour, which fell so unmercifully that in a minute or two he was

completely soaked.

Having no place of refuge from the storm, he rode on quickly towards

the mountain, at the foot of which there was a small tavern where the

Lieutenant hastily alighted, and, without making any change in his

apparel, he drank freely of some rum and water. The weather clearing

up, he was anxious to arrive at his barracks before sunset, and

therefore proceeded without much delay upon his journey, at the end of

which he found himself quite dry. The effects of his imprudent conduct

were soon evident, for the fatal malady got possession of his frame,

and his life was terminated on the following day.

While the fever was at its height among the troops, Mrs. Ross, wife to

Surgeon Baily Ross of the 50th, an amiable young woman, interesting

both in manner and appearance, embarked in one of the traders bound

for England; but scarcely had she left the island when a violent

tempest drove back the ship, and cast her on the rocks to the eastward

of Port Royal, where she went to pieces and became a total wreck. The

passengers, however, with great difficulty, and after extreme

sufferings, at length succeeded in getting safe ashore, to which,

although with loss of all their baggage, they were thankful that they

had escaped with their lives.

Poor Mrs. Ross, alone and unprotected, was ill prepared to meet the

sudden and unexpected blow, and with her companions in misfortune,

bereft of every thing but the clothes she wore, she returned again to

Kingston.

Anxiety of mind, together with the hardships that she must have

undergone, were too much for so delicate a frame, and before she could

obtain another passage, she was seized with fever, and all her trials

and sufferings were shortly ended. The sad event called forth the

grief of those who had known the worth of this kind and gentle lady,

who, in the bloom of youth, was thus cut down, like a fair and lovely

flower, when her bright hopes of returning to her friends and country

were about to be realized.

Kingston is a good sized town, situated on an inclined plane, sloping

to the water side, where all the principal warehouses and the markets

stand. The streets are regularly planned, intersecting each other at

right angles, abounding in shops (or stores), well filled with all the

varieties of European manufactures. The appearance of the town, in

general, has something of a dull and sombre character, in consequence

of the finery and other things being hidden within the stores, in the

windows of which there is little or no display;--the market, however

is a lively place where the chattering and good-humour of the negro

girls attract the observation of the stranger more than the rich and

delicious fruit they carry in their baskets. The Hotels and

boarding-houses were most expensive, their respective proprietors

taking good care to make the unfortunate traveller or tourist disgorge

most woefully.--The bill was usually in accordance with the inverse

ratio of the conscience; of which latter commodity there being little

or none, the length of the former, may easily be guessed at.--In fact

one could not open one's mouth under a dollar, even if it were but a

glass of porter, and the residence of a night made a wide breach in a

month's pay, or caused a doubloon to look exceedingly foolish on the

ensuing morning. Between black waiters, black chamber-maids, and the

whole establishment of sable beauties, the work of fleecing was

vigorously carried on, until the unlucky griffin was cajoled and shorn

of his last penny.

From all that we could learn respecting the fair sex in Kingston, or

of Jamaica at large, they were interesting and pretty; at least so

much might be said of those who favoured us with their company on the

parade at Up Park camp, while we passed in review before them.

Accustomed as they are to a life of listless indolence and luxurious

ease, they use but little exertion of mind or body throughout the day,

and the enervating influence of the climate promotes a languishing

effect in the manner, as well as in their attitudes, that is really

very attractive. Beyond the limits of their well-shaded saloons, or

closely screened balconies, they hardly ever move; there, gracefully

reclined on couch or sofa, the lovely nymphs dream away the lazy

hours; decked out in purest white, with ornaments most brilliant, they

simper, smile, or perchance, by great exertions, may enter into

converse, with some admiring youths, with whom it would be sacrilege

to laugh. Dancing is their favourite amusement, and one which they

enjoy with all their life and soul, considering their usual half

torpid habits, this is a circumstance not easily accounted for, but so

it is. Their energies seem to be all reserved for this their chief

delight, and, during those hours when all around are wrapped in sleep,

these happy fair ones linger in the ball-room, until Aurora, peeping

through the jalousies, reminds them that their charms may suffer by

comparison with her rosy beams. The pallid hue, which they soon

acquire, is made still more like the lily by these nightly revels,

while the total want of healthy exercise in the fresh and open air

tends to perfect the fragile ensemble of a West India belle.

The male bipeds of the community must not be overlooked, lest they

might be haunted by the green-eyed monster. The planters, or those

engaged in trade, together with the whole professional tribe, had

their pens, (or country houses,) and in some sequestered dell or glade

the modest mansion rises. Here they retired, after the heat and bustle

of the day, to feast and ruminate upon the best of living.

Kingston was like a city of the plague from twelve at noon till six

the following morning. Transacting their affairs in cooler hours, by

sunset all were on the move, and, like the land crabs, journeyed in a

body to the mountain districts, the money-changers driving to their

rural homes, or to the military parade.

The burning heat of the town, although so near the water, is

insufferable, and the Creoles, however enured to it, feel its full

effect.--They sink into drowsiness and apathy, lounging on the

galleries, or before their shops, (I beg their pardon, _stores_ I

ought to say,) with their pedestals stuck up against the walls, or on

the backs of chairs, and they keep up such an oscillating movement

that a new comer would suppose they were making an experiment to

discover the perpetual motion; on being addressed they lazily drawl

out the words as if it were painful to articulate.

Spanish Town, to which there is a good road from Kingston, is situated

on the unhealthy banks of the Cobre, and is perhaps one of the hottest

ovens under the sun. Its chief importance is derived from the

circumstance of the government house being there, and of its being the

head quarters of a regiment. The 92nd Highlanders were stationed in

the barracks at that time.

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