CHAPTER XXII.

Being ordered to join the Regiment in the West Indies, I proceeded for

that purpose from Albany Barracks, in the Isle of Wight, to Cowes, the

21st of November, 1820.--On the morning of the 22nd, the troops

intended for the same destination embarked on board of the John

Rickards, a fine ship, the captain of which, John Ward, was an

excellent seaman, as well as a kind and amiable character. The

detachments were composed of men belonging to the Royal Artillery, and

50th, 58th and 92nd regiments; all commanded by Major Henry Pierce,

R.A.--

In consequence of the unfavourable state of the wind, the ship

remained at anchor in the roads. The officers employed this interval

in making further preparations, as well as in amusing themselves in

the best way they could, some in wandering along the sandy beach,

others in sauntering about the streets, and not a few in rambling

through the country in various directions, exploring the beauties of

the island.

On the morning of the 25th, the wind coming round to N.E., signal was

immediately made, when with hasty steps we all repaired to the boats

lying at the sea-beach, ready to convey us on board. In a little time

the embarkation was completed, and about noon we were under way,

standing down channel with a lively breeze, and a fine clear day. The

bustle and commotion, incident to the beginning of a long passage, the

stowing away of animated and inanimate lumber, with a train of other

preparatory measures, were attended with the confusion and noise that

generally takes place on such occasions, and it was not until we had

got pretty well out to sea that matters subsided into something like

good order and regularity.

The cabin was not much better than those narrow prisons usually are in

the West India Merchantmen, but afforded tolerable head room to those

who were not descended from a race of giants. The berths, or cupboard

looking dens, intended to do the duty of sleeping places, on either

side, were hammered up in a very rude style, without regard to comfort

or convenience, presenting nothing whatever to allure to peaceful

slumber the unfortunate being who was doomed to be incarcerated in

them. Their odour was not exactly of a kind to rival that of the rose;

such as they were, however, we had no alternative; a hammock suspended

from the ceiling of the cabin would of two evils have been by far the

least.

The officers were all a cheerful and good tempered set of men, each

resolved to contribute his mite to the general stock of harmony; and

thus assist to lessen the miseries that form unavoidably part and

parcel of a shipboard life. Politely speaking, the fair ladies ought

to have been first alluded to. Those whom we were so fortunate as to

have for our companions, were well disposed to lend their aid in

promoting whatever might tend to relieve the tiresome voyage. We could

not therefore fail of being as happy as mortals could expect, under

all the circumstances.

While passing the Needles, the pilot took his leave, burthened with

numerous epistles and billet doux, to wives and sweethearts. We gave

many a longing lingering look to his weather-beaten skiff, as it

glided swiftly to the shore, viewing it as the last connecting link of

that chain which bound us to Old England; but now alas! to be severed,

while we remained under mournful feelings, which the bright aspect of

surrounding things could hardly dissipate.

It was beautiful to behold, on that sunny day, the prospect on either

side, whether we looked to the green hills of the Isle of Wight, or on

the rich and varied scenery along the coasts of Hants and Dorset.

Sailing at the rate of six or seven knots, we rapidly bounded through

the water, and, bearing away to the south-east, in a few hours we

cleared the English Channel.

By this time we began to experience certain very uncomfortable qualms,

felt more or less by landsmen and sailors on their first invasion of

the ocean. Gay and jocund looks were speedily changed into those of a

more sickly character, the unpitied and unpitying malady, as the sea

got rough, spreading its influence around. As for the griffins, or

young adventurers, they vanished in silence to the lower regions,

betaking themselves to their proper dens, where they lay perdue,

meditating on their hapless fate; and, in a situation bordering on

despair, were indifferent as to whether they went to the bottom of the

deep, or were dismissed from the world by a shorter road. It is

wonderful how soon the ardour of even the most ambitious hero is

cooled by a bout of sea-sickness; the frame and spirit are paralysed,

and all the energies of mind and body are lying prostrate, and he

cares not a farthing for himself, or any human being. The worst of it

is, no one has compassion on the wretched victim, and though he may

seem absolutely in a dying state, the healthy and older hands only

laugh or grin at his distress; shaking their contented sides, while

they cruelly prescribe for the unhappy patient a fat mutton chop, or a

wedge of greasy bacon. For the smallest spot of solid earth upon which

to set one's foot, even though it were in a barren wilderness, the

wealth of India would with gladness be exchanged, and, in bitterness

of heart, the meanest reptile that ever crawled upon the surface of

dry land becomes an object of envy.

Our gallant bark still ploughed her way through the restless and

sparkling waters, bearing the faint and the light-hearted, the joyful

together with the sad, onward to the warm and renovating atmosphere of

southern regions. Even when our calamities were at their worst, there

was always something to keep us from sinking into total despondency.

Among other resources against care and ennui, there was the amusing

society of a gentleman, named Charles, our worthy surgeon, a stout,

broad shouldered Milesian. He was the drollest fellow imaginable, of

such infinite humour that he not only was the means of banishing the

blue devils from those who were in health, but of raising the spirits

of the sick and down-cast. In short he was a genius that could keep

the table in a roar.

We could not by any means get on without the Doctor, who, by his

comicalities and racy mirth, has restored more patients than hundreds

of his drenching brotherhood have done, by all their quackery,

nostrums, pills and boluses. This jolly son of Esculapius had all the

ready wit and quaint originality of his countrymen. By his songs,

anecdotes and stories, the tedium of many a wintry night upon the deck

was pleasantly beguiled. These were indeed sufficient to dispel the

grievous thoughts of even the most miserable ascetic that ever pined

away his days in cell or hermitage. Poor Charles ended his career in

Jamaica, where he fell a victim to the yellow fever, and his brother

officers were thus deprived of a social companion, and society of a

good-natured and estimable member.

Biscay, with all its stormy attributes, now stared us wildly in the

face, and shortly we were rolling on its waves, with nothing to

relieve the prospect. We, fortunately, escaped this time any very

tempestuous weather, being reminded only now and then, by sundry awful

lurches, (to the total overthrow of tables and contents), that we were

still in blustrous latitudes, and that we could not hope to cross this

noted bay without some little tossing, and a brush or two from one of

those gales for which it has so long been famed. Ground and lofty

tumbling, as well as other gymnastics, sufficient to educate the

novice for a trial of skill in that branch of science, holding on by

ropes, a somerset or two, intermingled with a game at all fours, were

consequently, in their turn, the most general occupations of the

landsmen; while, at the dinner table, the farce that was occasionally

exhibited was quite as good as anything that Mathews could perform,

and could not fail to excite the risible faculties of a stoic.

When quietly seated round the festive board, during a lull, or while

the sea was calm, there was nothing but "eat, drink, and be merry;"

but, presently, comes on the old work of pitching and rolling. By one

tremendous lurch, the company are thrown upon their beam-ends, all

make a grasp at the table, which is followed by a pull at the cloth;

then comes on the tug of war,--chairs, stools, benches, give way from

their moorings, in consequence of the violent shock, accompanied by a

column of plates, dishes, mugs, and glasses, with a long train of

crockery, and our stock of eatables, all are mingled up together, and

scattered about in every direction. A platter of potatoes is flung

into the lap of the unlucky genius who has been endeavouring to rescue

a leg of mutton; a piece of salt junk is delivered up in exchange for

some pickled pork; and thrice happy the wight, who, in trying to save

his own bacon, gains possession of a huge ham that flies most lovingly

to his arms. Soup and gravy are distributed in profuse showers upon

the sprawling gastronomes, who with open mouths engulf the savoury

fluid, and ruefully glancing upwards, survey with wistful eyes the

precious morsels, flying to and fro in mid air, to tantalize their

hungry maws, rendering more keen the bitter misfortune which has thus

so cruelly deprived them of cherished joys, now dissipated like the

morning dew. Meanwhile the ill-fated masticators, so lately floored,

not daring to let go the ring bolts and table legs which they most

affectionately clasp, lie scrambling with all the appendages of bed

and board coming in awful contact with their devoted heads; too happy,

if perchance, amid the fearful chaos, they can be permitted to gnaw

the tough and stringy junk, or enter into discussion with a flinty

biscuit, seasoned by a ravenous appetite, the sauce a la mode with all

campaigners of ancient and modern times.

So much for a dinner at sea. The drama brought forward while in the

enjoyment of the beverage that "cheers but not inebriates," was much

of the same character, whenever our good ship thought proper to

recommence her antics, and comfort, like riches, "made unto herself

wings and flew away," leaving her shipmates to weather it out in the

best manner they were able during the period of her absence.

After doubling Cape Finisterre the weather became remarkably fine, and

we began to experience the genial influence of a milder atmosphere.

About the 4th of December, we approached the latitude of Madeira; the

nights were beautiful and light, the stars also appearing with a

brilliancy we had not before observed. While the winter in England was

setting in with all its accustomed severity, we were throwing off our

warm clothing, and getting the awnings and wind sails in readiness to

guard against the effect of extreme heat. On the 8th, at daylight,

land was seen from the mast head, which upon close inspection proved

to be that of the above island, bearing S.E. by S., and distant about

twenty miles. The wind being contrary, we made but little way, beating

off and on, sometimes becalmed, with the sails flapping idly about the

masts and yards. In this wearisome situation, without any thing

whatever to vary the dull sameness, we were glad to embrace the first

opportunity that might present itself of making an attack upon our

neighbours of the deep. The idlers, therefore, began to try their hand

at a little amusement in that line. The appearance of some turtle,

floating on the surface of the water, induced Captain Ward to lower

the jolly boat, into which Ensign Ross and three expert sailors

immediately leaped, pushing off at once with the intention of breaking

in upon the slumbers of these drowsy animals, and, if possible, of

introducing one or two of them to the acquaintance of the gentlemen on

board.

Arriving at the spot where the fish were basking in the sun, they made

an ineffectual effort to get one of them into their hands; and, soon

after, they were seen tugging away lustily at the oar, on their return

to the ship. They had unfortunately neglected to stop the hole by

means of which the boat was to be drained, the water had gradually

entered before they had perceived the error, and the boat was filling

rapidly. There was no time to be lost; with every nerve and sinew the

anxious crew leaned firmly to their work; but, being in a swamping

state, they moved slowly through the water. By a miracle at last they

gained their vessel, up the sides of which the exhausted men were

hardly able to clamber. It was with difficulty they got on deck,

thankful that they had so narrowly escaped a watery grave.

While we were off Madeira Captain Ward was desirous of complying with

the wishes of the officers, by landing them, but the violent surf on

the beach being likely to endanger us in the attempt, and the wind

being light and baffling, it was found impossible to accomplish the

desired object.

On the 14th of December we discovered the Island of Palma, bearing

S.W. The famous Peak of Teneriffe was likewise observable. In a few

days, we got within the influence of the Trade Winds, blowing

regularly throughout the year, between N.E. and N.W. The deck now

became agreeably cool, in consequence of the awning being spread, and

our rate of sailing being generally six, seven, or eight knots, with a

fine steady breeze, under every stitch of canvass we could bear, we

generally ran from a hundred and fifty to two hundred miles in the

twenty four hours. The only remarkable event that happened on the

passage took place about this time, which nearly proved fatal to one

of the men. A soldier of the 92nd being accused of theft, and fearing

the shame and punishment that might ensue, formed the desperate

resolution of throwing himself overboard. He accordingly jumped from

the main shrouds into the sea, and, not being able to swim, he dropped

fast astern. The ship, which was going at the rate of six knots, was

hove to, and the jolly boat was immediately lowered, into which three

of the crew threw themselves, and pulled in the direction pointed out

by those on board. In consequence of a heavy swell, they could not

succeed in finding the proper course, and every possible means of

saving the poor fellow would have failed, had not Providence enabled

him to float, until the boat was at last brought to his side, when

they picked him up at about three hundred yards from the vessel, into

which he was hauled in a state of complete exhaustion from fatigue and

terror, after being more than twenty minutes in the water.

The nights in those latitudes were truly splendid, the brightness and

clear silvery light of the moon, (now in the full), far outshining the

usual appearance of that luminary in the temperate zone. The weather

continued delightful, and for many days the sails remained unchanged,

the seaman's life being almost a sinecure.

Protected from the intense heat, by the shade which the awnings

afforded, our proceedings, whether for amusement or otherwise, were

all conducted on the deck. The soldiers, sailors, and women, assembled

there after sunset, as well as on the gangways, in order that they

might, during the cool refreshing hours, have a little bit of sport in

the way of dancing. Reels and hornpipes were the most prevailing

favourites, and, to the music of a fife and bag-pipes, they tripped it

on the plank with no small degree of spirit. In these the Scottish

lasses displayed a very good share of cleverness, and it was quite

amusing to behold with what vanity as well as delight not a few of

these merry Northerns footed it away, with all their heart and soul,

untiring and untired, to the tune of the Cameronian Rant. The tars

enjoyed the fun, and seemed completely in their element while figuring

off in the passeul, or reeling it with the ladies. One of these

damsels, in particular, a comely and laughter-loving wench, from the

banks of the Clyde, known by the appellation of Dumbarton Mary, was in

truth the picture of good humour. With rosy cheeks, and a brace of

dark eyes, she had rather an interesting appearance, when in her

tartan dress, and with stockingless feet, she gave them a specimen of

the Highland fling.

Singing was also going forward, not only on the forecastle but on the

poop, where our worthy medico had a knot of pleasant fellows seated

round him, listening to the ditties by which he entertained them. Long

yarns were spun, and every thing was put in requisition, so that the

night was pretty well curtailed, when unwillingly each withdrew to

dream of the day's adventure.

To celebrate the invasion of Father Neptune's empire, or, in common

parlance, crossing the Line, preparations were actively made on all

hands, and the usual as well as oft repeated ceremony was duly

performed. This ridiculous mummery began at an early hour, and

continued, with its noises, uproar, and buffoonery, to a late period

of the day; drunkenness and excessive rioting reigned throughout the

vessel;--sailors and soldiers were in one general state of disorder

and intoxication. The custom, though of long standing, appears to have

no other tendency than that of producing tumult and confusion amongst

the crew, and is one of those absurdities that ought long ago to have

been abolished.

In consequence of these unmeaning and dangerous proceedings, a private

of the Royal Artillery, named Wailey, was found dead in his berth, on

the following morning. Upon examination of his body by the Surgeon, it

appeared that the unfortunate man drank to such excess of strong rum,

that, having lain down and covered himself, he soon got suffocated,

from the powerful effects of the liquor. He afforded an unhappy

instance of the fatal consequences of intemperance, as well as of the

evil that arises from that abominable practice to which he prematurely

fell a victim.

On the 3rd of January, 1821, after being thirty six days at sea,

intelligence of _land in sight_ was joyfully heard by all on board,

and towards noon, the small Island of Deseada, in the Caribbean Sea,

was plainly discernible on our larboard quarter, bearing W.S.W., and

distant about twenty five miles. Every one arose and got on deck as

quick as possible, in order to feast their eyes upon this most

agreeable and welcome prospect. Directly ahead further appearances of

land presented themselves, and Guadaloupe soon became distinct; the

lofty mountain of La Souffriere rising abruptly above the foreground,

the nearest point of which was not more than four miles off.

In the course of the forenoon we came in sight of His Majesty's

Frigate, Tribune, Captain Willoughby, which had been for some months

cruizing about in this latitude. Our gallant ship bore up for the

frigate, which had made a previous signal for that purpose, and on

arriving close the troops and seamen gave her three hearty cheers. The

tars who manned the yards of the Tribune returned the salute by a peal

of loud huzzas, while their band, at the same time, in most excellent

style played "Rule Britannia."

Our sails were filled, and once more steering on our course, the

frigate bore away in a superior manner, giving us as we parted, "The

girl I left behind me."

From the 8th to the 10th we lay becalmed off Cape Tiberon, the

south-east point of St. Domingo, and on the evening of the latter day

a fine breeze springing up, we made so good a run in the night time,

as to bring up our loss, and, as we went at the rate of from eight to

nine knots, St. Domingo was far astern by day light.

At a very early hour we were hailed by the cry of land in sight, and

presently the Blue Mountains of Jamaica were distinctly visible on the

lee bow. Rejoiced at these good tidings we continued on the deck,

anxiously looking out, with the hope of being safely moored in the

course of the evening; these hopes were fortunately realized, for the

wind being steady, and blowing in our favour, we soon gained the east

end of the island.

About ten A.M. we arrived off Port Morant, and, scudding along under

all the canvass we could carry, cleared Yellah's point by two o'clock.

Nothing could be finer than the appearance of the island. As we closed

in towards the coast the most splendid and romantic scenery opened to

the eye, as we passed each headland, while the rich and varied

country, bordering on the mountains, enlivened by the luxuriant cane

fields, together with innumerable trees and wide plantations, formed

on the whole a prospect of exceeding beauty.

By five P.M. we made Port Royal, and soon after dropped anchor in the

harbour.

The Pilot we had taken on board was now to his very great joy

discharged. He had no great relish for the blowing he had got, and

seemed miserable while he was in the chilly regions of our vessel. All

the time that we were panting and puffing from the heat, and trying to

get into every hole and corner from the sun, our sable commodore said

"it was berry cold day", and shivering in every limb, like a navigator

at the pole, crouched in from a breeze that felt as though it were

coming from a furnace. When blacky first put his foot upon the gangway

he looked about him with an air of some authority, and standing by the

helm assumed no little consequence.

It was nearly sunset when the anchor was let go, which operation was

no sooner performed than some boats came along side, bearing certain

officials, who in their exercise of pretended duty, or curiosity,

commenced prying about with rather an important air; among them were

idlers and loungers not a few, who, with the usual preface of "I hope

I don't intrude", began rummaging all about the ship, poking into

every hole and corner for stale newspapers, old magazines, or any

other chance provender for their inquisitive appetites. Nothing

escaped the notice of those gentry, who with open mouthed avidity

poured forth a whole volley of questions, about affairs in general, in

that country from whence we came. Having fully satisfied their minds

that there was no more to be explored, the intermeddlers vanished,

previously helping themselves quite coolly to any little matters that

were thrown about, of course of no use in the world to the late

owners. By this time there was scarcely any twilight, darkness

suddenly coming over the face of every object, while at the same time

impenetrable mist overspread the wide and placid harbour; as there was

not the slightest breath of wind, the land breeze not yet being felt,

a most oppressive heat and closeness produced on the new comers a

suffocating effect, that made them not in the least desirous of

resuming their berths below.

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