Yours as usual, STATISTICIAN.
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[Illustration: _Tommy._ "RATS, MUM? I SHOULD SAY THERE WAS--AND
WHOPPERS! WHY, LOR' BLESS YER, ONLY THE DAY AFORE I GOT KNOCKED OUT I
CAUGHT ONE OF 'EM TRYING ON MY GREAT-COAT!"]
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Saving their Bacon.
"THE GERMAN DESTROYERS RETIRE TO PORK."
_Provincial Paper._
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"ST. AUGUSTINE'S SALE OF WORK.--This important annual
event takes place in the Rectory grounds on June 14th, and
everything indicates a successful day, if Father Neptune
only smiles on the efforts now being put forward."--_Penarth
Times._
We hope Uncle Ph[oe]bus will not be jealous.
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