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How not to be a wallflower
作者：Woodworth, John, 1902-1975; Haldeman-Julius, E. (Emanuel), 1888-1951 [Editor]
体例：题 章数：32
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章节目录
共 32 题- John Woodworth
- PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
- HOW NOT TO BE A WALLFLOWER
- FOREWORD
- I. FEMALE WALLFLOWERS
- YOUR DRESS
- DRESS FOR FORMAL DANCE
- OFF IN A GALE OF LAUGHTER
- 1. THE OVERDRESSED WALLFLOWER
- 2. THE QUESTIONING WALLFLOWER
- I began as I usually begin with: “Howdy, nice dance, what?”
- 3. THE SUPPRESSED AND APOLOGETIC WALLFLOWER
- 4. THE ELDERLY INGENUE
- 5. THE COLD WALLFLOWER
- II. MALE WALLFLOWERS
- AT THE DANCE
- 1. THE TERRIBLE DANCER
- 2. THE ROUGH-NECK
- 3. THE OBVIOUS INTELLECTUAL
- 4. THE DRUNK
- 5. THE LEWD DANCER
- 6. THE BASHFUL YOUTH
- 7. THE HUNGRY-EYED
- III. OTHER WALLFLOWERS
- THE WALLFLOWER AT BRIDGE
- 2. Third hand high.
- 3. Never trump your partner’s trick.
- 1. Never argue. It is very uncouth.
- 2. Don’t talk too much.
- THE WALLFLOWER AT DINNER
- THE ALCHEMY OF PRIDE AND VANITY
- POSTSCRIPT