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_(By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks.)_

In _The Irish on the Somme_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON) Mr. MICHAEL

MACDONAGH continues the story which he began in _The Irish at

the Front_. He gives us more accounts of the heroism of his

fellow-countrymen in the titanic battles that have thrilled the minds

of men all the world over. He writes with a justifiable enthusiasm of

the deeds of these gallant Irishmen. The book stirs the blood like

the sound of a trumpet. In a war which has produced so many glorious

actions the Irish are second to none. Even those who do not agree

in every point with Mr. JOHN REDMOND will admit ungrudgingly that

he makes good the claims he puts forward in his introduction to Mr.

MACDONAGH'S book. He tells us that from Ireland 173,772 Irishmen are

serving in the Army and Navy, and that in addition at least 150,000

of the Irish race have joined the colours in Great Britain--no mean

record. Mr. MACDONAGH is as proud of the glory of the Ulstermen as

of that of Nationalist Ireland. He dedicates his book to the _carum

caput_ of Major WILLIE REDMOND.

* * * * *

Mr. E.B. OSBORN, who has written _The Maid with Wings, and other

Fantasies Grave to Gay_ (LANE), will perhaps not altogether thank me

for saving that among the _Other Fantasies_ I throughout preferred the

grave to the gay. _The Maid with Wings_ itself is a beautiful little

piece of imagination--the vision of the Maid of France comforting an

English boy during his last moments out in No Man's Land. The thing

is well and delicately done, with a reserve that may encourage the

judicious to hope for good work in the future from a pen that is (I

fancy) as yet somewhat new. On the other hand, I must confess that the

Gaiety left me (though this, of course, may be an isolated experience)

with sides unshaken. "Callisthenes at Cambridge," for example, is but

little removed from the article that, to my certain knowledge, has

padded school and 'Varsity magazines since such began to be. Still, I

liked the plea for Protection against foreign imports in literature

and art by way of helping the native producer, though even here some

condensation would, I thought, have sharpened the point. But, after

all, reviewers are dull dogs to move to laughter (as no doubt Mr.

OSBORN will now agree), so I hope he will rest content with my

genuine appreciation of his graver passages, and will be encouraged

to give us something more ambitious and less open to the suspicion

of book-making.

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The _Letters of a Soldier: 1914-1915_ (CONSTABLE) are letters to

a mother; letters also of an artist, and full of an exquisite

sensibility, a fine candour. I can best give you an impression of the

charming personality of this young French soldier (who survived his

first great battle, to be reported missing after the counter-attack,

since when no news of him has reached his friends), by quoting little

sentences of his, and if you don't want to know more of him after

reading them then nothing I can say will be of any use: "The true

death would be to live in a conquered country, above all for me, whose

art would perish.... If you could only see the confidence of the

little forest animals, such as the field-mice! They were as pretty as

a Japanese print, with the inside of their ears like a rosy shell....

How is it possible to think of Schumann as a barbarian?... I am happy

to have felt myself responsive to all these blows, and my hope lies in

the thought that they will have forged my soul.... Spinoza is a most

valuable aid in the trenches.... We are in billets after the great

battle, and this time I saw it all. I did my duty; I knew that by the

feeling of my men for me. But the best are dead. We gained our object

... I send you my whole love. Whatever comes to pass, life has had its

beauty." And then no more.

* * * * *

If Mr. HAROLD LAKE'S account of the British forces in Macedonia is

supposed to supply an answer to a not unnatural query as to what they

are doing there, I am afraid one must take it that in fact they are

doing nothing in particular. An intelligent British public believes

that at least they are immobilising important enemy forces and perhaps

accomplishing several other useful things as well, but the writer, who

has actually been _In Salonica with Our Army_ (MELROSE), frankly lays

aside high considerations of policy and, seeing it all in desperately

foreshortened perspective, knows only that he and his fellows,

having volunteered to fight, are being called on instead to endure

a purgatorial routine of dust and dulness, mosquitoes, malaria and

night marches, and the grilling away of useless days in the society of

flies and lizards, with only, as a very occasional treat, the smallest

glimpse of anything resembling a Front. And all this is in a country

so desolated by centuries of war that in spite of obvious natural

fertility it is a sullen treeless desert--a desert of blight and

thistles, as profitless to our men as their periodically deferred

anticipations of a grand advance. A book that sets out to record

vacuity can hardly be crammed with thrilling literature, and I am

not going to pretend that Mr. LAKE has achieved the impossible. All

the same one found points--for instance, his desire that someone

(apparently England for choice!) should colonise Macedonia; and his

most right and appropriate plea for fairer recognition of those who

have sacrificed their health in the national service. A man, he holds,

who is to suffer all his life from malarial fever has done his bit no

less than plenty who bear the honourable insignia of the wounded in

battle and the snout of a mosquito may be as valorously encountered as

the bayonet of a Hun. And so say all of us.

* * * * *

I can read Miss MARY WEBB'S studies of the peasant mind with great

pleasure, but at the same time I am doubtful whether she is as

successful in _Gone to Earth_ (CONSTABLE) as she was in her first

novel, _The Golden Arrow_. My difficulty--and I hope it will not be

yours--was to believe in the power of _Hazel Woodus_ to make very

dissimilar men lose their hearts and heads. That _Jack Reddin_, a

dare-devil farmer with love for any sort of a chase in his blood,

should pursue her to the bitter end is intelligible enough, but why

_Edward Marston_, a rather anæmic minister, married her and then

forgave her escapades with _Reddin_ has me bothered. I can admire

Edward's forgiving spirit, but cannot altogether pity him when his

methodical congregation said straight and disagreeable things. In

fact my total inability to see _Hazel_ as _Edward_ saw her somewhat

detracted from my enjoyment of her history. That being said the

rest is, thank goodness, praise. Miss WEBB is a careful and sincere

workman, who, whether you believe or disbelieve in her characters,

writes with such real compassion for suffering that she cannot fail to

enlist your sympathy. Additionally her vein is original, and she only

needs a little more experience to make a great success of it.

* * * * *

Presumably the eleven stories in _The Loosing of the Lion's Whelps_

(MILLS AND BOON) are published for the first time, as we are not

given any notice to the contrary, and I can imagine that Mr. JOHN

OXENHAM'S many admirers will derive considerable pleasure from them.

Mr. OXENHAM'S weak points are that sometimes he fails to distinguish

between real pathos and sticky sentimentality, and that when he tries

his hand at telling a practical joke he does not know when to stop.

There are, however, stories in this volume which deserve unqualified

praise. The shortest, "How Half a Man Died," is the best; indeed, it

is a real gem. But "The Missing K.C.'s" has a genuine thrill in it;

and, in a very different manner, "A By-Product" is proof enough that

the author can get his effects all the more readily when he keeps his

own feelings under the strictest control. Mr. OXENHAM'S XI. has weak

points in it, but on the whole it is a good side.

* * * * *

[Illustration: _The Farmer._ "DON'T YOU KNOW, YOU LITTLE THIEF, I

COULD GET YOU TEN YEARS IN JAIL FUR STEALIN' MY APPLES?"

_The Boy._ "EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY MISINFORMED. I

SHOULD COME UNDER THE FIRST OFFENDERS ACT."]

* * * * *

Another Impending Apology.

"John Kelly, Aughanduff, while going to Dernaseer was attacked on

the road by a bull belonging to Thomas Kelly, and knocked down

and had three ribs broken. He was attended by Dr. ----, and we

think such dangerous animals should not be allowed to wander at

large."--_Irish Paper_.

* * * * *

"J.A.M. required for St. Mark's Girls' School, Dublin."--_Irish

Times_.

A case for the FOOD CONTROLLER.

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