OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks._)

Probably one of your first, and abiding, impressions of _The Third

Window_ (SECKER) will be that of almost extreme modernity. Certainly

ANNE DOUGLAS SEDGWICK (Mrs. BASIL DE SELINCOURT) has produced a

story that, both in its protagonists--a young war-widow and a maimed

ex-officer--and in its theme--spirit-communication and survival of

personality--is very much of the moment. It is a short book, not two

hundred pages all told, and with only three characters. You observe

that I have given you no particulars as to the third, though (or

because) she is of the first importance to the development. To say

more of this would be to ruin all, since suspense is essential to

its proper savouring; though I may indicate that it turns upon the

question whether the dead husband is still so far present as to forbid

the union of his widow and his friend. The thing is exceedingly

well done, despite a suggestion now and again that the situation is

becoming something too fine-drawn; I found myself also in violent

disagreement with the ending, though for what reasons I must deny

myself the pleasure of explaining. Perhaps the cleverest feature of

an unusual tale is the idea of Wyndwards, the modern "artistic" house

that is its setting--a house rather over deliberate and self-conscious

in its simplicity and beauty, lacking soul, but swept and garnished

for the reception of the seven devils of bogiedom. The atmosphere of

this is both new and conveyed with a very subtle skill.

* * * * *

It must be admitted that Mrs. BELLOC LOWNDES'S young ladies enjoy

singularly poor luck, as is shown notably by their habit when in

foreign parts of picking up the worst people and generally surrounding

themselves with a society that it would be flattery to call dubious.

The latest victim to this tendency is _Lily_, heroine of _The Lonely

House_ (HUTCHINSON). It was situate, as you might not expect from its

name, at Monte Carlo, and _Lily_ had come there as the paying guest of

a courtesy uncle and aunt of foreign extraction, about whom she really

knew far too little. They had tried to postpone her visit at least

for a couple of days, the awkward fact being that the evening of

her arrival was already earmarked for an engagement that Auntie

euphemistically called "seeing a friend off on a long journey." If you

know Mrs. BELLOC LOWNDES at her creepiest, you can imagine the spinal

chill produced by this discovery. Gradually it transpires (though how

I shall not say) that whenever the _Count_ and _Countess Polda_ were

in want of a little ready cash they were in the habit of "seeing off"

some unaccompanied tourist known to have well-filled pockets. So

you can suppose the rest. If I have a criticism for Mrs. LOWNDES'

otherwise admirable handling of the affair it is that she depends

too much on the involuntary eavesdropper; before long, indeed, I was

forced to conclude either that _Lily_ possessed a miraculous sense

of overhearing, or that the acoustic properties of the lonely house

rendered it conspicuously unsuited for the maturing of felonious

little plans. But this is a trifle compared with the delights of such

a feast of first quality thrills.

* * * * *

The extraordinary cleverness of _A Woman's Man_ (HEINEMANN) is the

thing which most impresses me about this life story of a French man of

letters, at the height of his fame somewhere in the eighteen-nineties.

He is made to tell his own story, and pitfalls for the author must

have abounded in such a scheme, but Miss MARJORIE PATTERSON seems

to have fallen into very few of them. _Armand de Vaucourt_ is a

self-deceiving sensualist who justifies his amours as necessary to

literary inspiration and neglects his wife only to find, too late,

that she has been his guardian angel, her love the source of all that

was worth while in his life and work. There have been such characters

as _Armand_ in fiction who yet made some appeal to the reader's

affection; it is the book's worst defect that _Armand_ makes none.

His recurring despairs and passions grow tedious; his final but rather

incomplete change of heart left me sceptical as to how long it would

have lasted had the book carried his history any further. _Armand_ as

a study of a certain type of egoist is supreme; my difficulty was

that I had no desire to study him. Even _Maria-Thérèse Colbert_, the

decadent wife of his publisher, a very monster among women, is more

interesting. Miss PATTERSON is on the side of the angels, but she

makes her way to them through some nasty mire, calling spades spades

with a vigour which seems to have prevented her from paying much

attention to some beautiful and hopeful things which also have

everyday names.

* * * * *

_Germany's High Sea Fleet in the World War_ (CASSELL), which is

Admiral SCHEER'S addition to the entertaining series, "How we really

won after all," by German Military and Naval commanders, gives you, on

the whole, the impression of an honest sailor-man telling the truth as

he sees it and only occasionally remembering that he must work in one

of the set pieces of official propaganda. To a mere layman this record

is of immense and continual interest; to the professional, keen to

know what his opposite number was doing at a given time, it must be

positively enthralling, especially the chapter on the U-boats, with

its discreet excerpts from selected logs. Incidentally one

can't withhold tribute of reluctant admiration for the technical

achievements of the submarines and the courage, skill and tenacity of

their commanders and crews. Most readers will find themselves turning

first to the account of the Jutland battle. The tale is told not too

boastfully, though the Admiral claims too much. Perhaps that may be

forgiven him, as he certainly took his long odds gamely and fought his

fleet with conspicuous dexterity. Also the German naval architects and

ordnance folk proved to have a good thing or two up their sleeves,

and the gunnery, for a time at any rate, was unexpectedly excellent.

Naturally perhaps Admiral SCHEER may be claimed as supporting the

Beattyites rather than the Jellicoists. But he is biassed and goes

further than the most extreme of the former school. For his real

grievance against the British Navy, constantly finding vent, is that

it did not ride bravely in, with bands playing, to the perfectly good

battleground prepared with good old German thoroughness under the guns

of Heligoland.

* * * * *

No pioneer work was ever more persistently attacked by the weapons of

ridicule and contempt than that of the Salvation Army, and I suggest

that all who sat in the hostile camp should read _William Booth,

Founder of the Salvation Army_ (MACMILLAN), and see for themselves

what ideas and ideals they were opposing. Mr. HAROLD BEGBIE has done

his work well, and the only fault to be found with him is that his

ardour has sometimes beguiled him into recording trivialities; and

this error strikes one the more as BOOTH, both in his strength and in

his weakness, was not trivial. When this, however, is said, nothing

but praise remains for a careful study both of the man and of his

methods. The instrument upon which BOOTH played was human nature, and

he played upon it with a sure hand because he understood how difficult

it is to touch the spirit when the body is suffering from physical

degradation. To this must be added a genuine spiritual exaltation and

love of his fellow-man and also an indomitable courage. Few men could

have emerged with hope and enthusiasm unquenched from such a childhood

as BOOTH'S; but we know how he lived to conquer all opposition and to

promote and organise what is perhaps the greatest movement of modern

times. In paying our tribute to him for his successful crusade against

misery and evil we are not to forget his wife, whose unfailing love

and devotion were his constant support.

* * * * *

Mr. JOHN GALSWORTHY'S short stories and studies in _Tatterdemalion_

(HEINEMANN) are divided into "of war-time" and "of peace-time." I

think the greater part of the author's faithful company of readers

will prefer the latter. Mr. GALSWORTHY has less than most men the kind

of mind that can put off the burden of the suffering of war or submit

easily to the difficult need for us all to think one way in a time of

national crisis. But "Cafard," study of a _poilu_ in the despairing

depression that comes of the fatigue and horror of long fighting, who

is lifted back to courage by a little frightened beaten mongrel whose

confidence he wins, so forgetting his own trouble, was written, one

can feel, because the author wanted to write it, not because he felt

it was expected of him. Of the peace-time sketches "Manna," with the

theme of a penniless and eccentric parson charged with stealing a loaf

of bread and acquitted against the evidence, is as admirable as it is

unexpected in flavour. For the rest there is good GALSWORTHY, if not

of the very best, and but little that one would not praise highly if

it came from an author of lower standards.

* * * * *

[Illustration: _Dear Old Soul._ "THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BRINGING ME

ACROSS. I _DO_ SO HOPE YOU'LL GET SAFE BACK AGAIN."]

* * * * *

Three members, quite immune to scowl or snub,

Disturbed the quiet of the selfsame club;

The first in resonance of snore surpassed,

The next in raucousness, in both the last.

Patience, exhausted, heaved a futile sigh;

No force can cure them and they will not die.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-05-12 · 第 37 / 37 题