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"Food prices were coming down. Soap had already been reduced
1d. a lb."--_Daily Paper._
We tried it in 1917, but found it deficient in protein.
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[Illustration: "YOU'RE SURE THIS IS WILTSHIRE BACON?"
"ER--I WOULDN'T LIKE TO GUARANTEE IT, MADAM--_NOT ABSOLUTELY_."
"WHERE DO YOU GET IT FROM, THEN?"
"WELL, IT _COMES_ FROM AMERICA, MADAM."]
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