CHAPTER VIII

YILDIZ

The Spider hangs the curtain over princely palaces,

The Owl stands sentry on the cupola of Efrasiab.

SAADI, _Gulistan_ (Persian)

Baluk bashdan kokar.

(Turkish Proverb)[14]

Footnote 14:

“The fish begins to rot at the head.”

THE circumstances already related under which I went to Constantinople

made me a frequent visitor at the Imperial Palace of Yildiz. The

so-called Palace (recently dismantled) consisted of an extensive stretch

of park-land surrounded by high walls in which were fair gardens,

woodlands, lakes, interspersed with different buildings of the most

varied types and kinds. There were mansions, country-houses, stables,

stud establishments, military barracks, a theatre—even a zoological

garden and a china factory being thrown into the hotch-potch. Several

thousand people were gathered here, consisting of the members of the

Sultan’s family, their separate establishments and their dependents,

besides a horde of Palace officials of every imaginable type and

denomination.

During thirty years the Sultan of Turkey directed, single-handed, the

destinies of his Empire from this place, paralysing every other

authority, the official channels of Government included; working as hard

as any nigger, yet with chaos in the end.

On a warm summer day there was an element of repose about the

surroundings of the Palace soothing to the jaded nerves of the Western

European, and quite different from what fancy would conjure up in

connexion with the spiritual head of three hundred millions of human

beings. A solitary Albanian soldier stood on guard at the entrance of

the Palace, close to which on either side were unpretentious-looking

porters’ lodges, whose inmates, without any uniform or other distinctive

mark of their responsible position, asked you your business. If your

face was known to them and a small douceur quickened their memory, you

passed through without any further ado. If not, a polite request for

your card and a query as to whom you wished to see might bring the

request to wait whilst inquiry was made. Or it might be that merely

giving the name of some influential official would suffice and you were

allowed to proceed on your way.

On passing the porter’s lodge into the wall-surrounded precincts of

Yildiz and turning to the left, the eye was arrested by a low-lying,

bungalow-like building in which a staff was employed to peruse a

promiscuous mass of European newspapers, and to translate extracts which

were deemed suitable for submission to the Sultan. In the same building

the stock of the various Turkish decorations was kept in a cupboard, to

which, as occasion arose, the officials would come and take out those

that might be wanted for bestowal.

Immediately in front of you was another building of a similar, though

superior, type. Here the ground floor was devoted to the offices of the

Grand Master of Ceremonies; on the first floor was that of the Sultan’s

First Secretary, Tahsim Pasha. You passed on to the right towards a

slight incline, up which many a fat Turk has toiled breathless, and

beheld further to the right a more pretentious and massive structure in

that peculiar bastard Oriental style of French design which apparently

came into fashion in Turkey in Abdul Aziz’s time, and which, on a larger

scale, is represented on the European shores of the Bosphorus by the

palaces of Dolma-Baghtchè and Tcheragan, and on the Asiatic side by

Begler-Bey, the villa farther away, in which once upon a time the

Empress Eugénie had been the Sultan’s guest. In this particular

building, in the Palace at Yildiz, Ghazi Osman Pasha had his office and

several of the Sultan’s chamberlains had their rooms. There also the

sittings of the Supreme Military Commission, over which Osman Pasha

presided, were occasionally held.

Immediately on the left was another white structure, with a richly

ornamented glass door in the centre. This was the Sultan’s own kiosk,

where he was much during the day and where he granted audiences. Rarely

was a soldier, or indeed any other person, to be seen there, for the

military guard-house was hidden from view farther away to the right.

There a solitary soldier stood on guard, and the chances were that a

stray officer would be sitting on a camp-stool close by smoking a

cigarette. But no challenge came as you passed on to enter another

unpretentious two-storied bungalow type of building. A number of dirty

goloshes in the hall denoted that the official residing here must be a

personage who had many callers and was much sought after, and no wonder!

It was the office of the notorious Izzet Pasha, the Sultan’s Second

Secretary, his favourite, and reputed to be the most influential

personage in the Turkish Empire. You walk upstairs and take a seat in

his room, where already a number of persons are awaiting his

arrival—indeed, several rooms are full of callers waiting to see him.

A cat moves along the corridor rubbing its sides against the wall.

Nobody thinks of disturbing it. Izzet Pasha’s little son is playing

about the room. The white buildings of Constantinople are seen in the

distance from the window, indistinct in the mist rising from the blue

waters of the Bosphorus on a sunny morning. A few pigeons coo and play

on the leads immediately under the window. Undisturbed, they too are

apparently safe from intrusion. In the garden immediately in front some

gardeners are peacefully at work. In the room itself a Turk takes a

small rug which had lain rolled up in a corner and places it on the

floor so that at the further end it is supposed to point in the

direction of Mecca. Thereon he murmurs his prayers. Only his lips move,

at times almost convulsively. He kneels down, bends backwards and

forwards, repeatedly bringing his forehead down into contact with the

carpet; he folds his hands on his breast, then rises upright and

stretches them out with palms upward. This continues for fifteen or

twenty minutes, and nobody takes the least notice of him or his

proceedings. Then he picks up the rug, folds it carelessly, throws it

into a corner of the room, and begins talking unconcernedly with those

present. “Il a fait ses prières, il a fait son devoir,” and within five

minutes he is as blithe as the rest of the company.

We are still waiting, for one and all are anxious to have a few words

with the powerful favourite. He is expected, but he has not arrived yet,

and, as far as any distinct obligation to put in an appearance is

concerned, may not appear at all this day or the next. For among the

possibilities of his position is that of having fallen into temporary

disgrace overnight and being ordered like some naughty school-boy to

stay at home and not to quit his konak for days together. Sometimes he

would not leave the Palace at all, but work half through the night, for

which eventuality a bedstead stood in one of the waiting-rooms. On this

particular occasion he has been attending an important meeting of the

Conseil des Ministres—a Cabinet Council, we should say—at the Sublime

Porte in Stamboul. He is already on his way to Yildiz, leaning back in

his closed brougham, for he is not popular, and consequently not anxious

to be recognized. His carriage has thundered across the rickety old

wooden planks of the Galata Bridge, he has driven along the shores of

the Bosphorus, past the arsenal, Tophanè, past the Palace of

Dolma-Baghtchè, and is now driving up the steep hill from Beschiktasch

towards the Palace at a sharp trot. The heavy gilt harness of the two

magnificent black carriage horses gleams in the sun as the white foam

starts from their coat. It is as if instinct had revealed to the very

walls that the great man is coming, for everybody is on the alert; even

the cat in the corridor, still rubbing its sides against the wall, curls

up its tail higher than before in purring glee. I look out of the

window, and am just in time to see Izzet’s slim figure coming through

the narrow passage at the back of the building. He is surrounded by

several secretaries and attendants and followed by a crowd of

suppliants, who are anxious to interview him and put their claims before

him even before he has reached his sanctum. There is a rush to the door,

and half a dozen dark-eyed servants simultaneously offer their services

to divest the great man of his overcoat. He takes his seat at his desk,

upon which lies a heap of letters. They have arrived overnight, most of

them addressed in Turkish characters, but one of stout dimensions has a

boldly printed address in Latin characters to his Excellency

scrupulously enumerating all his titles and dignities. It is from the

Deutsche Bank in Berlin, where he keeps his banking account, and through

which institution he invests his securities—the harvest of the favours

bestowed upon him by his master, the sum of which, according to rumour,

is a private fortune of several millions. He bows distantly to those

present and goes through the stately Turkish salute, termed “temena,” to

each one in turn of the visitors who are seated on the couches or all

round the room, and who return his greeting with the same dignified

motion of hands and head, though with an extra degree of deferential

eagerness. He hands cigarettes round, and even throws some across the

room to one or two of his more familiarly known visitors, and then

proceeds to open the most important of his letters. Coffee is brought

in, smoking is indulged in, and there is a distinct air of relief and

ease among those present; but still not a word is spoken.

A fine, dignified-looking man in the prime of life, wearing the garb of

a Sheikh or a Ulema or Mollah, crosses the room and takes a seat quite

close to Izzet Pasha. He is evidently a personage of importance, for the

two converse a long time in whispers, and whereas the Sultan’s favourite

is most courteous to his interlocutor, the latter maintains a dignified,

almost severe demeanour. As I was told afterwards, he is one of the most

influential of Ulemas in Constantinople, learned in law, and of high

standing as regards personal character. Izzet assured me that this man

was able to trace his descent from Mohammed, if not even back to

Abraham. He enjoys high consideration in the Mohammedan world, beyond

that of any pasha or even the Grand Vizier himself. There is an evident

reflex of his high standing in the deference with which Izzet listens to

what he has to say, and with good reason, for the chances are that he

will remain a great personage in Turkey long after the favourite has

fallen into disgrace or the Sultan himself has passed away. The men of

this type are among the most distinguished visitors at Yildiz—these

Sheikhs, Mollahs, and Ulemas, who, in their white and green turbans and

flowing garments, come occasionally from distant parts of the Turkish

dominions and look in to have a chat with the Sultan’s Second Secretary,

by whom they are treated with greater distinction than any other

visitor. They are in fact the only callers with regard to whom the word

deference can justly be used; for they are almost the only visitors who

do not come to ask for personal favours. They stand for the ideals of

conduct of the Mohammedan world.

As the sunflower turns naturally towards the sun, so also every hope of

worldly advantage, every hope of preferment, turned at that time towards

the Imperial Palace of Yildiz and the august person of the Sultan. Only

those who have had personal experience of the conditions prevailing at

this centre of intrigue can form a conception of what is conveyed in so

simple a statement. The prestige of being in Imperial favour could raise

the humblest to a position of influence over and above the Grand Vizier

himself, not to mention such minor satellites as Ambassadors or

Ministers of State. The Turkish Ambassador on leave might be obliged to

loiter about antechambers for weeks and months together without being

admitted to an audience of the Sultan, whereas the favourite would go in

and out daily, even hourly. Thus “to be received” was the first stage on

the road to fortune; to be granted a favour the second step, the

culmination of which lay in the magic word “Iradè,” meaning the Imperial

decree by which a favour promised and granted, whether a high

appointment or a valuable concession, had become law.

Sheikhs, Ulemas, Mollahs, Softas, even the Muezzin of the Minaret (the

caller to prayer), Armenian Patriarchs, Archbishops, Archimandrites,

Grand Rabbis, Ministers-Plenipotentiary, Turkish Ambassadors awaiting

their final instructions, Pashas, Generals, Admirals, Ministers, were to

be met here doing antechamber service and sitting round the room in

silence for hours, even days together. I have even met here a deputation

of Kurdish chiefs of the Milli tribe, with Ibrahim Pasha, their leader,

a right jovial fellow, and as mild-mannered a man as ever cut a throat,

whose advent at Constantinople with a regiment of Hamidiè cavalry

shortly after the Armenian outbreak caused quite a panic among the

nervous members of the foreign colony in Constantinople.

Traders called for their accounts and sat down sipping coffee with the

rest: imagine the collector of Marshall and Snelgrove or Whiteley

walking into Buckingham Palace and sipping tea with one of the King’s

chamberlains! Officials came begging for their overdue salaries. The

Hebrew Court jeweller from Stamboul was a regular caller. One day he

brought a beautiful coronet of diamonds and pearls which he drew from a

bag, and which Izzet Pasha took in to the Sultan, probably destined as a

gift for one of His Majesty’s many wives. He too, like the rest, I was

told, was unable to do business on a cash basis, the Sultan being in his

debt to the amount of some £T20,000 or £T30,000.

Those who are familiar only with the social effulgence, the mystery

surrounding Turkish diplomatists abroad, from the full-blown Ambassador

accredited to the Great Powers to the Minister-Plenipotentiary and

Envoy-Extraordinary, can scarcely form an idea of the everlasting

delays, tracasseries, humiliations, and heart-burnings which often

preceded their appointment under the Hamidian régime. Sometimes the

suspense dragged on for months, and nearly wore out the heart of the

suitor for the post. Even more aggravating were the circumstances which

followed upon the recall of a diplomatist who might not have satisfied

the Sultan. I knew a Minister-Plenipotentiary and Envoy-Extraordinary of

distinguished family and high intellectual attainments who, after being

summarily recalled from his post, haunted the antechamber of the Sultans

secretaries at the Palace for ten years without obtaining another

appointment in all that period; nearly half a lifetime wasted in

idleness, chewing the bitter cud of hope deferred. No wonder that such a

man became disgusted with Hamidian conditions and longed for the

introduction of European institutions. “How can you hope to carry on a

Government,” he once said to me, “which does not even pretend to furnish

a Budget?” He was one of many who were great admirers of England, and

longed for English influence to regain a foothold in Turkey. The whims

of the autocrat, the intrigues of his surroundings, sounded the funeral

knell of every form of honesty, as they shut the door to every chance of

ability coming to the fore. For all that, such conditions having been

more or less traditional features of Oriental life from Byzantine times

down to the present day, their effects were less disastrous to the Turks

themselves than to some alien elements in the service of the Sultan;

upon these they acted in some cases like fire and sword, extirpating the

last vestige of self-respect.

Solicitants for favours of every kind—place, office, appointment,

contributions in money—used to swarm into the Palace. The applicants

embraced nearly every nationality that was represented at

Constantinople, with the one, and I cannot help saying striking,

exception of Russia. Whatever may be averred in connexion with bribery

and corruption, official or otherwise, in Russia itself, or of the

ruthless policy towards the Ottoman Empire pursued by Russia for

generations past, I can say that during my many visits to Constantinople

I never met a single Russian either at the Palace or elsewhere asking

anything of the Turk, and the Russians are the only nation of which I

can say as much; for even the Americans were not above seeking favours

in the missionary interest. The only Russian I ever knew to call at

Yildiz was the chief dragoman of the Russian Embassy, M. Maximow. It was

during the Armenian trouble, and he came to rage and threaten. “Go in to

your master and tell him to go to ...!” he shouted, to the dismay of the

stately Turks present, whose voices never rose above a whisper in the

hallowed precincts of the Palace.

Those unfamiliar with the Turkish character can scarcely form an idea of

the importance attached by the Turk, and more particularly the

ex-Sultan, to the power of the pen—the eagerness with which the

expression of European public opinion used to be scrutinized by the

authorities in Abdul Hamid’s time under a régime which was popularly

supposed to be carried on in open defiance of the spirit of the age. One

of the means by which those eager to curry favour with the authorities

sought to gain their object used to be to defend the Sultan in the

Press. At times a ray of naive humour would mingle in the game. Thus, on

one occasion, a pasha of my acquaintance had taken up the cudgels and

written a dissertation in defence of the Sultan’s claim to the

Khalifate. He may have thought that he had thereby given proof of his

zeal, and perhaps even expected some recognition in return. What was his

surprise, after receiving a curt summons to appear at the Palace, to be

met in a cool manner by one of the Sultan’s secretaries. The latter took

him aside and, pointing to the sun which shone through the window, said:

“You see the sun? Well, there it is! No argument is necessary to prove

its existence. So it is with the Khalifate of the Sultan. It needs no

demonstration, no defence. His Majesty does not wish you to write about

the Khalifate any more.”

The Sultan’s extreme sensitiveness to European newspaper opinion

afforded a wide scope for intrigue at the Palace, inasmuch as Abdul

Hamid attached exaggerated importance to newspaper articles the relative

value of which he had no means of verifying. This idiosyncrasy was

traded upon by a cohort of adventurers of different nationalities, some

of them of most shady antecedents. They were supplied with funds in

return for their supposed influence with the Press in England, France,

and Germany. Some were paid a fixed salary by the Sultan; others were

fed by occasional doles from his different favourites, acting on the

supposition that they—the favourites in question—would be credited with

the effusions of these minions as proofs of their own zeal in the

interests of his Imperial Majesty. Rarely could Oriental astuteness be

found together with such childlike gullibility as was evident in this

connexion. The representative of a powerful journal would be snubbed,

whilst the correspondent of some obscure sheet would be extravagantly

rewarded for some supposed service rendered to the cause of Islam. It

has been stated that European newspapers were regularly subsidized by

the Palace; but, except in the case of an obscure periodical,

_L’Orient_, which appeared in Paris, and a Vienna compilation of news

items drawn from telegraphic agencies and called the _Courrier de

L’Est_, I never met with any tangible evidence in support of this

assertion.

Another feature of lavish expenditure was connected with the Ramadan

festival. On this occasion every official at the Palace, including all

the pashas in Constantinople, received an extra month’s salary, which

amounted to about one hundred and fifty thousand Turkish pounds. It was

sometimes necessary to borrow this amount from one of the banks or to

withdraw it from the funds of the customs. The more one saw of this

state of things, the easier it was to understand the eternal

impecuniosity at the Palace, and the more one wondered how the Sultan

ever managed to make both ends meet.

Towards mid-day an endless stream of Turkish visitors, fat and lean

intermingled, dressed in the black frock-coat termed stambolin, could be

seen toiling up the hill in the broiling sun to partake of the

hospitality indiscriminately offered to the thousands feasting daily at

the Sultan’s expense.

Some of the parasites of the Palace used to be on the look-out to be

sent by the Sultan “en mission spéciale” on some quixotic errand, at

times of a rather undignified nature. Lavish expenses were allowed in

the shape of a little bag of gold, and if successful there were chances

besides of subsequent preferment. The case of a Field-Marshal who was

sent to Berlin to engage a cook for the Sultan has occupied the Berlin

courts of law since the deposition of Abdul Hamid. I recollect an

engineer of the Hedjas Railway returning from Budapest, whither he had

been sent on a similar errand on behalf of a pasha. The latter

introduced this official to me with the words: “Il est Juif de race,

Allemand par nationalité, et Turc par son emploi.”

An amusing feature of life at the Yildiz Palace was the arrival of a

certain military element on the scene whenever there was a chance of

baksheesh or preferment. The poem in Heine’s “Buch der Lieder” comes to

mind in which he depicts himself as being a god and distributing largess

broadcast, causing champagne to flow in the streets:

The poets to such festive treats

Pour in a happy flutter!

The ensigns and the subalterns

Lick clean both street and gutter.

The ensigns and the subalterns—

Now aren’t these fellows clever?—

Feel sure a miracle like this

Can’t hope to last for ever!

There was something of the comic-opera order, not to say of Christmas

pantomime, in this feature of life at the Palace. The transformation

scene in “Cinderella” is not more kaleidoscopic in its changes. The

obscure little pill-man, once happy at home in his strenuous vocation,

passing his evenings in a beer-house, is suddenly called to

Constantinople and driven about in a carriage and pair, dressed in a

Turkish uniform “made in Germany,” with a jewelled bauble dangling from

his collar. Just as suddenly the carriage and its black horses are gone,

and the worthy doctor has to appeal to the law courts of Berlin for the

salary owing to him by the dethroned Sultan.

Bobadil Pasha, Bombastes, Swashbuckler Pasha, Boule-qui-Roule Pasha (a

French importation who was said to have owed his successful career to

the sirenical attractions of Madame Boule-qui-Roule), Birra (beer) Pasha

from the Fatherland—one and all of them enter upon the scene, play their

little parts, and disappear through the trap-door exactly as in a

pantomime. Alexander of Battenberg, the Prince of Bulgaria, is presented

with an Arab steed by the Sultan, but goes away without it, for Marshal

Bombastes, the Master of the Horse, who was entrusted with the task of

its delivery, had lost or otherwise disposed of it. There were some

truculent personages among these gentry.

Calling one day on Ibrahim Pasha, who had succeeded the late Munir Pasha

as Grand Master of Ceremonies and Introducer of Ambassadors, I saw a

tall, pompous personage in the uniform of a Turkish General engaged in

conversation with his Excellency. To judge by appearances he was a very

Bobadil, a swashbuckler sort of man, one of the grasping, cunning

windbag variety which Abdul Hamid’s promiscuous generosity tempted from

the barrack-room of his native country to a palace on the Bosphorus, to

the dismay and disgust of many a loyal Turkish heart. Six feet of

coloured cloth surmounted by an almost round bullet head, bobbing up and

down mechanically as if set in motion by wires, the features of the man

were commonplace, if not downright plebeian. A hectoring, flamboyant

mien stamped the whole personage, breathing the soldier’s contempt for

the civilian, which is one of the most ominous phenomena of contemporary

Europe. And yet he was by no means one calculated to inspire fear: the

sort of man that an American cowboy would throw out of a bar-room

without taking his pipe out of his mouth.

Vorne mit Trompetenschall

Ritt der General Feldmarschall

Herr Quintilius Varus.[15]

Footnote 15:

“Full in front with trumpet blast

Rode Field-Marshal General

Herr Quintilius Varus.”

(German Student Song)

I took a seat, awaiting my turn to approach his Excellency, and, as is

customary, bowed right and left in doing so. The tall man drew himself

up and seemed to resent the courtesy of a mere civilian. But what

particularly attracted my attention was that he pestered Ibrahim Pasha

with details, given in execrable French, about the ailments of his wife,

whom he had recently conveyed to a European sanatorium. It was a sight

to note the courtly patience with which Ibrahim Pasha listened to the

narrative of Miles Gloriosus, for it is the very worst form of breeding

in the eyes of a Turk to refer to one’s womenkind. This edifying

tête-à-tête went on for some time. At last pomposity was about to take

his leave. I held up a newspaper in front of me so as to spare him the

trouble of making up his mind whether he was to notice me on quitting

the apartment or not. Ibrahim Pasha accompanied his visitor to the door

of the ante-room leading out of the building. It was a most amusing

sight as I peered over the newspaper through the open door. I saw the

two engaged in conversation, the loquacious officer indulging in lively

gesticulations. On Ibrahim Pasha returning to the room I said to him:

“If I might venture to put it to your Excellency, I would be prepared to

wager that the pasha who has just left the room gave way to an impulse

of effeminate curiosity and asked you who I am.”

“Yes, to be sure he did,” Ibrahim Pasha smilingly replied. “But I did

not gratify him. I merely told him that you were an American.” “Well

then,” I rejoined, “if he should ever ask you the same question again,

pray tell him, with my compliments, that my name is perhaps better known

than his own in the country of his birth.”

The sun shines through the window and lights up the faces of the grave,

swarthy-featured Turks. Officers in full dress, decked out in all their

stars and sashes, are pouring into the Palace, for it is Friday. The

Sultan has had a good night. Everything is _couleur de rose_, and the

Palace officials are getting ready for the Selamlik. Izzet Pasha divests

himself of his black frock-coat with the help of a dark manservant, and

dons a gorgeous gold brocaded and wadded uniform covered with Turkish

and German decorations, doubling the size of his little, attenuated

Syrian figure. There was something almost childlike about it all in its

contrast to the grim realities of life. The diplomatic loggia was

filling. Some of the foreign Ambassadors, eager _de faire acte de

présence_, were rarely absent on such occasions and would bring some

officers of their respective nationalities to see the show. These had

generally just arrived at Constantinople, with a keen scent for favours

which would be showered upon them after the ceremony in the shape of

commanderships of the Medjediè or Osmaniè Order, for an inferior class

of which a poor Turkish officer might wait a lifetime in vain.

The great Officers of State, the Grand Master of Artillery, the fat

Minister of War, the Minister of Marine, a little humpback, a notorious

personage, and the rest of the pashas—military and civil—are all

gathered together in the inner courtyard of the Palace in anticipation

of the Sultan starting for the Selamlik ceremony. A military band is

heard in the distance. It is playing the “Hamidiè March,” composed in

honour of His Majesty, a somewhat thin and commonplace production. And

here I may mention a fact which is not generally known, that military

bands as such are quite a modern feature in Europe, and owe their origin

to the Janissaries. “Janitscharenmusik” is still to this day the term

used in Germany for an infernal din of tin kettles, pipes, and brass. To

the Turk, then, is due all the noise which has become such a public

nuisance in our time on the continent of Europe; a heavy responsibility

before the tribunal of decency and decorum!

We crane our necks, looking towards the left, when from the rising

ground we see the military pageant coming along: first of all the

Ortogrul Cavalry, followed by the Sultan’s Albanian Guard, trained to

the mechanical Prussian goose-step, singularly out of character with the

whole bearing and appearance of these untamed sons of the Albanian

hills. Then the Sultan himself appears and drives past in an open

carriage, with Ghazi Osman Pasha, the hero of Plevna, sitting opposite

him.

The Sultan alights, enters the Hamidiè Mosque, and the muezzin from the

top of the adjacent minaret calls the Faithful to prayer. An interval of

about half an hour follows, in which tea and cigarettes are served to

the Sultan’s guests. At last a slight stir is noticeable at the entrance

of the mosque. The Sultan reappears, enters an open victoria, the reins

of which he handles himself, and drives back to the Palace up the hill,

followed by a throng of gaudily attired functionaries—old, white-bearded

men among them—running after the carriage as best they may: a somewhat

undignified sight to a European.

[Illustration: Musical Score]

[Music: Double Eagle March

_pp p p dolcissimo._

_pp_]

The band now strikes up the Austrian “Double-Eagle March.” It is almost

imperative to have heard the famous trio of this most enthralling of

military marches—a languorous, sensual theme—in order to gain an idea of

the effect a military band is capable of producing upon a susceptible

crowd. The popularity of the “Double-Eagle March” throughout

Austria-Hungary and the German Empire has long been general. Composed by

a bandmaster of an Austrian regiment, it has been set to music in close

upon twenty different arrangements. A great deal of what is

incomprehensible to strangers in latter-day Germany may be attributed to

the effect of this popular military march on the public, and, what is

more, on those who are supposed to influence and inspire it. If there is

a march in the whole world which produces intoxication without either

alcohol or hashish, it is this one.

A parallel to the last years of the Second Empire and Jacques

Offenbach’s Grande Duchesse de Gerolstein, General Boum-Boum, and Prince

Paul would suggest itself on the occasions when foreign princes and

princesses with their hungry retinues came to visit the Sultan. The

Prince Imperial would find his counterpart in the Sultan’s poor little

sons, who got on horseback and figured in the pageantry of the Selamlik.

It is a wonder that there were still some quiet nooks in which a

philosophic contemplation of the vanity of things could be indulged.

One day, now long ago, I paid a call on Munir Pasha at his office after

the Selamlik. I have already had occasion to mention this high-bred,

gracious, and kind Turkish gentleman. Not a breath of scandal, slander,

or concession-mongering ever touched this man, whose influential

position during many years might have brought him wealth for the mere

asking.

“How are you to-day, my dear pasha?” I asked, as he came beaming with

kindliness towards me, shaking hands in European fashion, a form of

greeting rarely indulged in by the Turk. “Ah, mon cher!” he replied, as

a hamal (porter) passed in front of the window, carrying a dinner tray

on his head, “you see that poor fellow! How gladly would I exchange with

him, and hand him over all my forty-two Grand Cordons into the bargain,

if he could only give me his lusty health in return.” Munir Pasha was a

martyr to asthma, and before my next visit to Constantinople he had

passed away.

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